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Simonize
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
0 miles · Washington

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True (but only during sex smile )

Last one was true

I sold luggage door to door and sold a bag to a tv star in las vegas.
Skydiving

WYR Be in tornado alley or hurricane alley (Its late couldn't think of anything else.)
Wear my sunglasses and suit and stare at Adele and E huggling
Shoot Vesper
Shag Strawberry
Marry Miranda

Luke Skywalker
Han Solo
Chewbacca ( so looking forward to this response smile )
My last one was true ten cop cars buddy was a crazy awesome driver got away jumped out of car called it in stolen picked it up the next day.

True

I at one time had started a noah's ark kind of thing 2 dogs 2 cats and 2 birds.
Oly Olensen was a norwegian fighter pilot he was the country's only ace having shot down 5 german planes.

He came to American to procure funding for the war effort, He was visiting a woman's group telling them a story.

"There I was flying along and this Fokker over here and that Fokker over there..."

Hearing this crude language caused quite a stir in the ladies group. Till the Emcee came up and explained,

"Ladies a Fokker is a type of German aircraft no need to be alarmed"

They all calmed down except for Oly who grabbed the microphone back and said.

"Yeah a Fokker is a type of German aircraft but these Fokkers were in Messerschmidts!!"
I believe that, so true smile

I was in a high speed chase in Las vegas with over 10 cops cars chasing my buddy and I.