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478 - some serious erosion here

608 Evenin'

Slow Rock - Tucka

606 - here it comes again...

DRIPPING

Dawn revealed indignant purple primates invading Nigel's gatehouse.

Dynamic stupidity led to Percy sticking his cock through a hole in the wall of the girl's showers, only to discover there was a rat trap primed and ready on the other side.

606 - ah well, I tried. 😇

607 - I take it from this that the ladies have refused to take on board my kindly, if not to say slightly audacious, recommendation as to the future direction of this thread?

606 - question: why do women have to count downwards in this game? Isn't that just so symbolic of the sexism that has kept women down for generation after generation? Why can't women be allowed to count upwards, alongside of the men? Shouldn't women be allowed to aspire to that magic 1000 😊alongside of the men, instead of being expected to go back down to 0 🙁? C'mon, Sandra, Heidi and other ladies; work alongside of the guys and aspire to reach 1000, instead of having to look down to nil, nada, zero, the big o, 0 all the time!

606

SUNDAY (yay, another frickin Y!)

Selected undergarments now designated "Athletic Y-fronts".

605 - but we can do better than 605, can't we ...

... couldn't possibly eat another Purple ...

602 - can't you find someone else who really wants a 601?

602

602's the new black