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SinninForYou
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male
0 miles · Sydney

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Quote by TheMonster

838 - nah nah... it doesn't count before I've slept. 😜 Patience is a virtue, partcularly when it's about sinning...

839 - you called? 😉

Herself and himself, were two selfish people who had sex but never communicated.

DYSFUNCTION

Distressed yokels sullenly fulminated under noble Caligula's tyrannical, intentionally oblivious narcissism.

A gorgeous young female maths teacher lands herself a job at an all-boy's high school.

The first day is bad, because her senior maths class mostly ignores her and start playing up.

Second day is even worse, because all the boys ignore her completely and play up even more.

She goes to the school Principal in tears and explains the situation "...I don't think I'm cut out for this ..."

"Well look," said Mr Crutchley, speaking with decades of experience, "these days, what with computers, the internet and what-not, schoolboys of this age need something to grab their attention. Put some thought into it, I'm sure you'll find a solution."

On the third day, the Principal walks into her class to see how she's doing: finds her naked on a table, being fucked in both orifices by two boys, while sucking off another: the rest of the class are waiting in line, erections in hand.

"Ms Pringle! This is OUTRAGEOUS!" yelled the principal

"But Mr Crutchley, I've got their attention."

YULETIDE

Yvette's unadorned labia excited Tony's insanely devoted eroticism.

About 12 years ago, my big brother repossessed a Stargate Atlantis DVD set that I'd bought from him, when I missed a mere two monthly payments.

The best camping or tramping holiday?