784 - could pop in an earthworm or two for relish.

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That'll be me. My menu will include salted birds nest soup, followed by roast sand in sour cactus leaves, soused in guano sauce with a seagull feather side salad. Desert will be shredded coconut icecream without ice or cream, because there's no friggin' ice or cream on this island.

780 - Check your watch, it's evenin' 😉

Uh, oh! There's a big boatload of Spanish Inquisitionists landing on the beach: all who are not pure RUN because they bring with them the dreaded Soft Cushions and Comfy Chair!!!

Muddy

YODELING

Yves owed dangerously erotic Lady Ingrid numerous groundhogs.

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... while the butterflies sang '69' ...

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The sign says "¿Adivina qué? Si estás leyendo esto, estás abandonado en una isla desierta: ¡ja, ja, ja!" ... errr, my Spanish/English dictionary says ... err ... "Guess what? If you're reading this, you're marooned on a deserted island. Ha, ha, ha!"

765 - you're going the wrong way: ladies add one ... so do the guys.

770 - I thought you like being Spanky'ed 😉 sadly, I gotta go now, see ya...

770 - More Spanky!

770 (putting on Leopard skin headphones) why did they start this with 'Bum bum diddly um bum?

770 - (quickly reads Geneva Convention) Nope

770 - which is why I'll play Spanky & Our Gang over and over, just to see how much you can take ... 😈

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770 - 69 ing for too long can result in stiff necks - maybe you should think about going up to

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769... morning you guys. I've never 69'd so long

770 - 69ing for too long can result in stiff, sore necks: perhaps you should 70 instead and relieve the strain?

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Gotta Keep Rockin' - Royal Southern Brotherhood

Peaceful

Hey, don't blame me, that was Alfie the Apatosaurus did that. You want a straw to breath?

... Samsung Galaxy S22 Ultra, while ...

"Up to something she is, spank bottom I will before much naughtiness ensues," leered Yoda, weilding his rhythm stick.

770 Hi y'awl

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