"Sadist! You're so mean! Ooh ... please ... do it again!" moaned Kate as William spanked her deliciously firm, bare buttocks, "I'm so happy I married into your family!"
"Huh ... uhhh ... r-i-ight, so that's a vagina is it?" asked Wally, looking depressingly obtuse as Annie showed him her most intimate parts, "Can you tell me how it works?"