Smoocher's Profile

31 Aug 2020

What’s your potentially sex fantasy??

Mine is to sneeze (mine are explosive), big fart, and mind altering ejaculation all at same time ???
... a real big blow out if you will !!

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31 Aug 2020

Quote by Beffer
If he notices me noticing his penis, what I notice is that it usually gets hard.

Penis be damned ... pics of dat ass generally does it for me???

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31 Aug 2020

Quote by Beffer
She can come try out my pool if she wants to. Everybody skinny-dips in it. :-)

Hope that invite to your pool can be extended to a few of your male friends (especially me) also!! ??????

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31 Aug 2020

Quote by Beffer
A laptop on my lap. Otherwise, I'm naked, reclining on a lounger by my pool.

That could be quite interesting when 3-D laptops are invented and you’ll have a lot of full size dick pics
To contend with.

I’m similarly dressed in my all natural birthday suit.

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29 Aug 2020

That photo over on the left side is about ten years ago. I don’t believe my appearance has changed that much. Now 75.

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29 Aug 2020

Quote by vanessa26
hm...I don't know

No passing ... but a nice intimate encounter of some sort would be good after becoming better acquainted. ??????

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29 Aug 2020

Quote by hidden_agenda73
small

D-cups or A-cups?

Of the two choices given, I would prefer “A”... little to no waste either by handful or mouthful.

Surprise or advanced warning your lover is gonna do something new and maybe slightly kinky?

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27 Aug 2020

I have a SMOOCH just for my friend Vanessa. ??????

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27 Aug 2020

I’d like to slow dance with Vanessa and Gillian at tha same time !! ?????????

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27 Aug 2020

Socks and underwear

Tee shirts in 3rd drawer

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24 Aug 2020

Quote by Beffer
Are your knees up to a Tango, Teddy? ;-)

I'd sure enjoy a long slow dance with Beffer ... Unchained Melody

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24 Aug 2020

Quote by Beffer
Rick is a stand-up guy ...when he isn't tripping and falling on his face!

Two of three falls required hospitalization and the third fall required doctor's attention. The worst fall was day after Valentine's Day. 2020 has not been a good / fun year for me.

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22 Aug 2020

Rumors, innuendo, and other tall tales have it that Gillian is a stand up straight talking gal totally believable. ????????

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22 Aug 2020

Quote by Beffer
Vitamin C and zinc pills.

Getting a cold are you?? Take care of YOU!! ??????

Last for me ... small hand of M&Ms

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21 Aug 2020

Most of my encounters were not all that pleasant. Cops ... IMHO ... are just revenue agents!! I have had a few encounters that were professional, polite, etc that I called the officers superior and said how polite and professional the encounter had been.

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21 Aug 2020

Quote by vanessa26
Wine

Just so there’s no passing ?????

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21 Aug 2020

Either one at anytime with Vanessa ???

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21 Aug 2020

Quote by Beffer
Headachey.

I read onetime that a big ORGASM was good for making headaches disappear. You might wanna try that and report back.

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16 Aug 2020

Seven pills for my nightly meds ... washed down with sip of water???

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12 Aug 2020

Quote by vanessa26
Not passing

Not gonna pass by Vanessa ... her choice on the question. Note that condo sleeper cab on the big truck???

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12 Aug 2020

Quote by vanessa26
Weird...so nothing new

Friends but didn’t realize we were soul mates ... ???

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12 Aug 2020

She can try, but I’m about impossible to dominate ???

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12 Aug 2020

Southern style iced tea with the three above me (that’s sweet tea)

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12 Aug 2020

Yes ... her and the two above ???

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10 Aug 2020

Good writer ... can and will talk openly about most any subject ... genuinely valued her friendships ... DAT ASS of hers is one of the best seen on Lush ????

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