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Southern_Sass
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female
United States
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Miss Sassy Pants
Angie is our bikini model... the ladies of lush are sooo jealous.
Miss Sassy Pants
YAY I do not have to take English, just waiting to see what else transfered!!!
Drinks on me
Drinks on me
Miss Sassy Pants
That is what I read to and I can honestly say that... NO I have yet to experience this. 
Miss Sassy Pants
Dear Patient,
I come when you call at 3 am, cos you just cannot take the pain any longer. Mind you, the pain started 12 hours earlier... I still answer your call.
You call cos aliens broke into your house and fried all of your bacon.
You call cos you have burns on your face... Well no shit Sherlock, you are on oxygen and you lit your cig without taking it off first, which by the way, WTF are you doin smokin in the first place?
I come when you call at 3 am, cos you just cannot take the pain any longer. Mind you, the pain started 12 hours earlier... I still answer your call.
You call cos aliens broke into your house and fried all of your bacon.
You call cos you have burns on your face... Well no shit Sherlock, you are on oxygen and you lit your cig without taking it off first, which by the way, WTF are you doin smokin in the first place?
Miss Sassy Pants
Holly,
You can caddy for me an Al anytime. As long as you don't keep us in the dark on which club your handing us.
Actually, I have a feeling; maybe we wouldn't even need golf clubs after all!
Name the time and place darlin
You can caddy for me an Al anytime. As long as you don't keep us in the dark on which club your handing us.
Actually, I have a feeling; maybe we wouldn't even need golf clubs after all!
Name the time and place darlin
Miss Sassy Pants
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Holly, if you do caddy for Al and Scooter, be on the lookout for their old, "Will you kiss my balls for good luck?" gambit
But Im so good at that...
Miss Sassy Pants
Quote by chefkathleen
HOLLY!!! Good job! That is fantastic!!! What are you aiming for career wise I mean?
Well I did 22 years as a paramedic so now Im goin itno Medical Lab Technologies...
Miss Sassy Pants
Thanks Yall
Believe me Scoochie... I am happy with that hard earned B. The shit I learned about microbacteria...
Thank you Sugar and Rumples... Im just glad that is all over, well til Monday anyways, when a new term starts.
Hey Scoochie, why are you and Al playin? I wanna be yalls personal caddy
Have a great weekend my friends
Believe me Scoochie... I am happy with that hard earned B. The shit I learned about microbacteria...
Thank you Sugar and Rumples... Im just glad that is all over, well til Monday anyways, when a new term starts.
Hey Scoochie, why are you and Al playin? I wanna be yalls personal caddy
Have a great weekend my friends
Miss Sassy Pants
Course Title Course Start/End Date Credits Attempted Credits Earned Numeric Grade Letter Grade
Anatomy and Physiology 1/9/12 to 4/4/12 3.0 3.0 96.000000 A
Microbiology 1/9/12 to 4/4/12 6.0 6.0 86.000000 B
Microbiology Laboratory 1/9/12 to 4/4/12 3.0 3.0 97.000000 A
Mathematics 1/9/12 to 4/4/12 3.0 3.0 97.000000 A
Introduction to Health Careers 1/9/12 to 4/4/12 2.0 2.0 95.000000 A
Term GPA 3.65 Enrollment Cum. GPA 3.65
Here are my grades... I so need a beer
Anatomy and Physiology 1/9/12 to 4/4/12 3.0 3.0 96.000000 A
Microbiology 1/9/12 to 4/4/12 6.0 6.0 86.000000 B
Microbiology Laboratory 1/9/12 to 4/4/12 3.0 3.0 97.000000 A
Mathematics 1/9/12 to 4/4/12 3.0 3.0 97.000000 A
Introduction to Health Careers 1/9/12 to 4/4/12 2.0 2.0 95.000000 A
Term GPA 3.65 Enrollment Cum. GPA 3.65
Here are my grades... I so need a beer
Miss Sassy Pants
Quote by simplyjohn
OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So wrong to let the ladies win ...... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
