untie them all and let it all hang out!!
Good one mate!
Sick joke huh...
put his towel in the wash
not attempt fishing by hand....
Poor (they are the happiest in general)
WYR - win the lottery today & never know if you could have made it big by yourself OR take another 10 years to make it big?
True -- was it a wonderer , perhaps steven Fletcher ? lol
I hold a world record
hmm. not sure you shld take any notice of the above if im blunt.
Zenophilia is a male trait that we all get,have, etc to whatever degree. your obviously a really lovly bloke as you see how much love is unrelted to ex. sorry that not enough ppl here have commented on that. but thats the forum lottery ur gona draw.
im going through a very simalar process. but what I cn ay for sure, is that you are not n arsehole mate. as we grow, we change, as we change we want. but what we want in our 30's i as childishly bullshit as it was when we were 10.....
But just do this thing before you right it all off. try and work out wht is missing in your life, and see the ways you are already very rich. And it might seem ludicrously old hat, but tke some time and go on holls away from eachother. My god, the lust will grow for this person you love, more than you realise.
if youve done all that, and its till bad...
then work out why ur in love with her. and remember why u used to lve to hve sex with her, and realise you are no more further away from that thn you are a big clever boy whos made some cash and thinks hes now able to pull heather locklier...
all the best mate.. we all have trub..
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lol... my dicks ready!
Hap is actually a champion poker player. his Lushprofile doesnt do him justice at all...
Davy crocket hat and one sock...nufin else.
Porn with girlfreinds rox... they turn into raving nymphos and go for oscars and do the works... lol
everyone likes porn, they just don't admit it..
MY ANGEL CAN FLY AT 173 MPH
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TOF: A female cop knocked on my door, I fucked her...lol
Are soaking wet... she keeps saying...lol
I hear you there bud! :-)
Put my belt back on before my trousers fel down..lol
kinky girl doesn't have Penis envy....
honk her horn!! agghh..lol
bring over one of my gay girlfreinds to explain to her that there's no reason to be dull and rude to guys just because you dont want to fuck them...lol
Naples....or is that nipples... ehem
quickie in the alley with a stranger ... tiles are painful..lol
WYR - Be as thick as fuck, with an amaizing se life OR very intellegent with an average sexlife
And that,,, maybe hes a badass...lol
I think its pretty simple too, like allot of girls on here are sayin. The bad boys show thraits that evolution has conditioned the female of the sex to seek out unconciously.
Most of these characteristics or qualitites have been explained here.
But I tend to find that its a bit superficially done. It suprises me how many totl fuckwhits who are weak underneath get hot girls just bacuase of a few aparent outward traits.
Well, some girls will just have to deal with the fact that if they cant accomodate some more low level strength characteristics in there selection criteria, when out on the pull. then theyll keep winding up with the same kind of guys. The ones whom turn out to actually be , fukin losers.. lol
thats just what I think...
get a propper bike... lol , sorry ;-)
Shower - u get to rub smooth wet stuff all over urself.. baths are boring...unles ur like 90...lol
You boat springs a fuck off bit leak a mile off shore and sinks.
WYR swim through calm but shark infested waters OR a raging force 9 swell...
in costume... like full batman and catwoman... lol
Seeing this guy above me puts a smile on me face.. hes obviously a great crack..
Just saw a TV programme where the team refurbished the whole house for a couple where the guy has a brain tumour. loads of local villagers mucked in and against the odds, totally sorted the place. they were blown away. That wamred the cockles of my heart...
Oh boy!!....
I would take a good look at my gorgious body,
then invite all my girlfrends over...
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I ran the London Marathon