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StillUndecided
Over 90 days ago
Pan Female
0 miles · United Kingdom
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Captain Turtle
Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover
You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!
Not because you possess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.
You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.
You inspire each person to be idealistic and passionate, and you make each moment memorable.
Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life.
By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.
Your abilities to make dreams come true is strong. So strong that you are often the love of many people's lives.
Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.
No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover.
You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!
Not because you possess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.
You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.
You inspire each person to be idealistic and passionate, and you make each moment memorable.
Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life.
By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.
Your abilities to make dreams come true is strong. So strong that you are often the love of many people's lives.
Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.
No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover.
Captain Turtle
I'd like some proper fucking sleep sometime soon and to wake up without my friggin cast on. Pretty sure I kick the wall in my sleep and my housemate hates me. Fucks sake that doesn't even make sense.n3rl;cfkjwen;mcne
Captain Turtle
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sometimes I wonder,
If I matter to you.
Chill in the night,
Where have you gone?
To get a blanket,
Which will keep me quite warm.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
No matter what happens,
I kinda love you
Violets are blue,
Sometimes I wonder,
If I matter to you.
Chill in the night,
Where have you gone?
To get a blanket,
Which will keep me quite warm.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
No matter what happens,
I kinda love you
Captain Turtle
Kissing you makes my mind clear,
Clearer with your love my dear,
I see everything I must do,
And how much I should cherish you.
Clearer with your love my dear,
I see everything I must do,
And how much I should cherish you.
Captain Turtle
Highwayman, you've an excellent cock,
Tastes as sweet as Blackpool Rock.
Let us look not at the clock,
Though tis not long 'til I go to the stocks.
So hurry on love, do not tarry,
For later on, we shall marry.
Do not fuss over broken locks,
Quick, just get to the docks!
Tastes as sweet as Blackpool Rock.
Let us look not at the clock,
Though tis not long 'til I go to the stocks.
So hurry on love, do not tarry,
For later on, we shall marry.
Do not fuss over broken locks,
Quick, just get to the docks!
Captain Turtle
Even though you sometimes hide,
I am determined to summon you from your shell,
So please come out,
I'd love to see you,
And love you evermore.
I am determined to summon you from your shell,
So please come out,
I'd love to see you,
And love you evermore.
Captain Turtle
It may be something I could do,
To try and fix poor, broken you,
You know I work with tender care,
To ease all pain housed in there.
I hope to strengthen the weakened foundations,
So that there can be awesome new creations,
You dance with me and start to heal,
Wondering, is this really real?
To try and fix poor, broken you,
You know I work with tender care,
To ease all pain housed in there.
I hope to strengthen the weakened foundations,
So that there can be awesome new creations,
You dance with me and start to heal,
Wondering, is this really real?
Captain Turtle
To always carry,
Carry you in my arms,
Would be an honour,
To carry a treasure such as you.
To always love,
Love you honest and true,
Would be a pleasure,
To love someone as lovely as you.
Carry you in my arms,
Would be an honour,
To carry a treasure such as you.
To always love,
Love you honest and true,
Would be a pleasure,
To love someone as lovely as you.
Captain Turtle
Katy is the daughter of a duck, mother of a penguin, owner of a vampire cat and rents her house (in which she lives with Pablo the very small Mexican who strokes her nose as she sleeps) from a large oversized bulldog called Monty.
Captain Turtle
Lives in the ghettos of a fairytale world making apples for use by evil people
Bringing fairytale horrors to you since 1500
Bringing fairytale horrors to you since 1500
Captain Turtle
Katy lives with a small Mexican man called Pablo who takes great delight in stroking her nose as she sleeps
Captain Turtle
Well well well...where do I begin on the tale of my dear friend's moustache growing antics?
She is currently second in the running of the longest moustache in the world, using only invisible hair. This therefore makes it hilarious. However, her rainbow beard and invisible 'tash sometimes cause her come difficulty in customs.
She is currently second in the running of the longest moustache in the world, using only invisible hair. This therefore makes it hilarious. However, her rainbow beard and invisible 'tash sometimes cause her come difficulty in customs.
Captain Turtle
One soul divided into a pair,
Two people together to always share,
Every thought and every word,
Every happiness,
Every tear.
One soul divided into a pair,
Setting to rights everything they see unfair,
Drinking round a great bonfire,
United to the last,
Desire.
One soul divided into a pair,
Both to cherish and to care,
Both together,
Unique to behold,
Love and watch the love unfold.
Two people together to always share,
Every thought and every word,
Every happiness,
Every tear.
One soul divided into a pair,
Setting to rights everything they see unfair,
Drinking round a great bonfire,
United to the last,
Desire.
One soul divided into a pair,
Both to cherish and to care,
Both together,
Unique to behold,
Love and watch the love unfold.
Captain Turtle
When you're ready,
You will find her,
The one you're looking for.
She will be by a river,
A sea or an ocean,
The water there cleanses you.
Her hair will flow softly,
Her eyes sparkle brilliantly,
And her arms will envelope you.
You will know then your purpose,
When you both finally meet,
And the waves wash round your feet.
You will find her,
The one you're looking for.
She will be by a river,
A sea or an ocean,
The water there cleanses you.
Her hair will flow softly,
Her eyes sparkle brilliantly,
And her arms will envelope you.
You will know then your purpose,
When you both finally meet,
And the waves wash round your feet.
Captain Turtle
And share the same moon,
Though night for her,
To you is noon,
And know that you live under the same big sky,
Even though to cover the distance between you,
You might have to fly,
Fly happy,
Fly fast,
You'll meet her at last.
Though night for her,
To you is noon,
And know that you live under the same big sky,
Even though to cover the distance between you,
You might have to fly,
Fly happy,
Fly fast,
You'll meet her at last.