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521 Heartwarming stuff, folks. Ready to bring the count down, Sandra 😉?

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530 I’m glad! Hopefully that headache stays controllable.

I was going to post a cheesy “An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away” quote, but I don’t think Monster could handle the cringe ;)

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532 Where’s my invitation…? 👀

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513 - 😈 Sometimes I wonder why it's so easy to make women believe we'd still live like college boys without them... 😋

Opens the hidden door to the fully furnished pool room, gets behind the bar and mixes himself a Mojito...

518 Oh, honey. Underestimate me all day long 😘

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509 got plans 😏?

I’m out for the night. reareanges knitted coasters and sprays some flowery perfume Don’t let it get to musky in here, boys.

509 Brad Pitt?! How about we try some Chris Pratt. 😜 I only have room for one over-50 in my life

504 holds breath ah, the musty smell of sweat, dirty laundry and unopened windows…