I have an ex-boyfriend who lied about his identity and tried to use me to get away with illegal shit. It was like a bad novel unfolding bit by bit.

When have you ignored your gut feeling and regretted it?

Being restrained and kept as an (semi-)involuntary fucktoy for the weekend for multiple guys to use as they please 🙄🙄

What have you been inspired to do by reading Lush stories?

No, but someone put the idea in my head and now I’ll have to do it 😜 Actually… spa day yesterday was also nude. That counts too right?

HYE gotten into a physical altercation with someone?

The moment we start travelling. France here we come!!! 🇫🇷🚗☀️ (Leaving Saturday)

Cleaning your own home or hiring a cleaner?

In Dutch, I hate the term “meid”. It translates to “girl” and is often said with some kind of pity or condescension by people who think they’ve got their shit together more. In general it depends though… I might cringe at someone using an endearing term if I don’t feel they deserve it, but absolutely light up when it’s said by the right person with the right intention.

What’s something you told yourself you would never do, and are now doing?

595 Morning 😁

Pros that look like they’re amateurs, minus the cringy story lines. The video quality and setup is much better. I prefer pro videos in which the girl is pushed to new limits, despite having experience. I want to see her overwhelmed by the sheer amount of force and dicks 🙄

Take it with me. Used to purposely leave it in the living room charger at night, but been way too addicted to my phone for the past month.

What’s your go to swear word?

Basket

“I’m going to fuck you up so hard you won’t be able to stand.” 🫠

595 ☀️

583 😴

583 One sheep, two sheep… 🐑🐑🐑

583 No… I’m wide… 🥱 Awake.

583 nuh-uh

Good, but I still don’t like most of them 😂

One person for the rest of your life or never the same person twice?

No, but think I would for the right person.

Have you named any inanimate objects in your house?

Yes, that’s no problem for me. Look alll you want. As long as my partner finds me attractive too, and let’s me know.

HYE lied law enforcement?

583 😘

583

583 …

573 I’m already good 😌 ask my Daddy

572 Yes it is 😈

572 Hmm I was hoping for bad in a good way 😏

572 Yes, please teach Monster how to be nice… 😜

572 🙄

572 I’m just easing into it, T 😉

568 I’m relaxing so that I can beat your asses when I get home.

567 Don’t mind me. Just trying to sneak the number back down during breaks on my spa day 🙄 you guys are being too fast

Hell no 😲

What do you judge others on way too quickly?