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1.Kiss a girl- I win here!! Its like a freebee really... No I havent kissed a guy...

2.Have anal- Well... As in have anal sex with a woman, yes... My ass is staying virgin!!

3.Have a threesome- Even if it turned out badly it still counts right???

4.Engage in group sex- Not yet... Who knows, might go to Walmart and find one in sporting goods!

5.Have phone sex- It is pretty awesome and addicting...

6.Masturbate- I think I won a prize in this one or broke a world record... or got carpal tunnel...

7.Use a vibrator- Toys ADD to sex!! I do love toys and sharing them! Just dont try to use Legos...

8.Use a sex toy on someone else- Oh... So above meant alone? Damn, cut and paste that to here

9.Be tied up- Just make sure its someone you trust and wont leave you tied up for 4 hours ..Alone

10.Tie someone up- Just dont leave her alone for an hour...paybacks are a bitch... See above...

11.Have sex in a public space- Space? Like anywhere? Like in a car at Dunkin Donuts even??

12.Be a voyeur and watch others having sex (live, porn does not count)- Hey, they decided to do it in front of me... I cant help it if they woke me up with all that noise!!

13.Sex in a car- See #11...

14.Sex at a drive-in- How many remember what a drive in is??? Sadly no... Too many kids around!! Dammit!!!

15.Mile-high club- Yea.. Not likely to happen... Unless I win the lottery and have my own plane!! Yea!! On the way to Lush Island!! Sweet!!

16.Sex with a stranger- Hmmm.. Mom said not to talk to strangers... So if any of you ladies want to jump my bones without talking at all, I am your guy!!!

17.One-night stand- I have one night stand in my room, does that count? The other got broken...Dont ask... Is it sad that a guy hasnt had a one night stand??? I think so...

18.Married sex- 17 years of it... If you want to call it sex... More like step 1... little more... step 2... ok thats about right.... yep thats it... step 3... Oh baby...yes...thats it... roll over...sleep...

19.Sex on a boat- Ummmmmm... A cruise ship is a boat right??[-o< ... Oh wait... there was no sex there... hmmmm... There was this time in... Oh wait, that wasnt on a boat either...Damn...No

20.Sex in a body of water- A tub is a body of water!! What? You mean bigger? Hot tub!! BIGGER???... Well... There was this time in a pool... Oh, then there was this lake.. Yes!!! Scored another one!

21.Light spanking- It wasnt really that light... We had the lights off and it was at night... But she got a spanking!!

22.Read erotica- Well duh!!! This is Lush after all! Where is the masturbating while reading question??? or emoticon?? Huh? huh???

23.Play strip poker/Monopoly/card game- Yep it was poker and she was good!! She had me naked in no time!! Funny, the game ended shortly after that...

24.Sex in the shower- I was asked to wash her back... ...I dont know what happened, but next thing I know I am pounding harder than a Tyson punch!

25.Sex standing up against a wall- I think it would be a little difficult if I am standing against the wall... awkward even... Wouldnt it just be easier if I was to put her against the wall and let her wrap her legs around me??

26.Sex with no kissing- I think thats impossible... I really do... But if anyone wants to prove me wrong...

27.Sex in the pitch black- Pitch black? As in cant see ANYTHING?? Well there was that time we went to Luray's Caverns... That girl in front of me... Yea, I think I touched her ass... But then maybe it wasnt hers??? What? Oh... yea, there was no sex... damn lost that one..

28.Sex in the broad daylight- You mean like outside? Or does on the couch with the sun shining down on us count too?? Oh wait... There was this time by the river... It was a little overcast that day.. But it was broad daylight!!

29.Making out with no sex long after you're no longer a virgin- Oh yea!! I nailed this one!! Well, not as in nailed it, but nailed it... You know what I mean!! Nailed it without sex!! sheesh!!!

30.Sex in a tent in the wilderness- Oh boy... Not sure what counts as wilderness... I mean to some that could be the backyard... No really, have you seen some peoples back yards??? You'd think they never heard of a mower!! Oh, yes the question... Sex in a tent, check... In the wilderness... Yea there was woods surrounding us... I am counting it!!

31.Watch porn together- Ummmmm... When you say together, does being in the same house count? Or does it have to be in the same room? Ok, ok... well... What about in the same room, but she is say.... reading a book ...And im watching it on a laptop and she doesnt know it?? Just checking.... For the other people of course, cause I know we watched lots together... Where do you think I got all those great ideas from anyway???

32.Watch porn alone- CHECK!!... Do I really need to say more?? If I do, just read #31 again...

33.Learn to give yourself multiple orgasms- Do men really need to learn how to do that?? I mean especially when were like 18-24?? I think it just comes naturally to us!! Well to me it did anyway...

34.Sex on the beach- ... Good time for a drink!!... Hold on!! You mean sex on the beach is more than just a drink??? People actually... With all that SAND??? Holy moley!! Now thats brave!! Good thing I keep a blanket in my car

35.Blindfolds- ... I think this one belongs up by #9 and #10... Remember the whole trust thing?? Yea that one... careful!!!

36.Using ice sexually- ... Really its cold... But I dont want to confuse anyone at the moment...

37.Sexual role play- Yayyyy!!! Play time!! I wanna be a prince!! and have a white horse! and be rich!! And and... Oh hell, I want a freakin harem please!!

38.Whipped cream- Are we having ice cream??? I love ice cream! I want chocolate please!! and a cherry on top too! I know, I know... this is about sex!! But im hungry! So make sure there is lots to eat

39.La Perla lingerie sex- Sorry I was gone for so long... Did you know they have videos on youtube about this??? I ummmm.... need to get a drink... Be right back...

40.Frederick's of Hollywood lingerie sex- Youtube... Do I need to say more??? I hope I can finish this tonight.... THE LIST!!! What did you think I was talking about?? sheesh!!!

41.Sex with someone much older- MUCH older?? Like what, 5 years? 10 years? 20? 50?... Does 21 years count as older????... I mean just as a random number to throw out there is all...

42.Sex with someone younger (legal!)- So if I reversed the above... 21 years younger... does that count too?? This list is making me find out some interesting facts about my life!!

43.Sex in a foreign country, possibly with a foreigner- Man these are getting harder and harder to answer!! In a foreign country, check! With a foreigner, check! Both being the same person...DAMMIT!! Sooooooooo close!!!

44.A quickie in a skirt- Yea sorry I dont wear skirts!! Nope, not even a kilt so you could call it a skirt... Honestly, Id pass on the sex if I had to wear a skirt...Nope not doing it!! That is my final answer!!

45.A longie in the rain- Longie??? Ummmmmm... Do I have to google this too?? Google is my friend by the way.. I am not as smart as I look or sound... Or type for that matter... Whoa... its a word!! Urbanly speaking of course... Well we were wet from the rain anyway, whats a little bit wetter right?? I mean, is a wet spot really noticable then??

46.Sex in the ocean while people swim all around you- That just sounds like shark bait to me... I dont like being shark bait... Actually I dont like being fish bait at all... AND the ocean has big that like big worms... Know what I mean??? BUT... If you live 3 miles from the ocean, you have to try it at least once... yep living on the wild side of life...

47.Feather ticklers- I did not have tickling relations with that feather!! I find it hard to believe that you can actually tickle a feather... I mean, have you ever heard a feather laugh?? I havent... I will have to listen more closely the next time I tickle a feather with a woman's body...

48.Sex while "altered" whether by alcohol or something else-Woo hoo!! Almost done!! Since I seem to already be "altered"... Is adding going to make a difference?? I can proudly say I have never had "performance" issues related to alcohol... and as far as something else ... Yea, thats not for me... never was... just sayinnnn...

49.Learn to orgasm in less than five minutes from intercourse alone- Ummmmmmm... You mean 5 seconds right??? I am a guy after all (If in doubt, see #16, #17 and #33... Oh and #24 cause that one was pretty hot!)...I think it should read "Learn to NOT orgasm in less than five minutes from intercourse alone"... For us men anyway...

50.Silent sex in a full house- ... Ummmm... Can ANYONE truly have silent sex??? I mean really, come on now!! just breathing alone can be loud as hell!! forget stiffled moans, panting, creaking floors, squeaky beds, skin slapping together, that wet juicy sound sex makes, kissing, lips smacking... Oh damn... I need to go back to the videos of #39 and #40!!! Thank goodness this is the last question!!!

Sorry I took up so much room... Just couldnt help myself, it was too much fun!