200 stories!!! 30 days in a month...divided by 200...? Even doing the math it seems like an impossible number that mere mortals (such as myself) cannot possibly achieve. I'm incredibly proud of you and more than a little starstruck! Congratulations!!!!!!!
Wow. I'm in awe. I've read many of the comp stories and can't believe I placed at all, let alone 3rd. There were soooo many talented and creative pieces. What an incredible community of artists and personalities and I'm so lucky that I am getting introduced to more every day.
I totally agree that Puddleduck was the clear winner to me. I loved her piece so much...a true master class in erotica. And I would name all the others I loved but really I'd just be reciting everyone else named here and a couple more.
Thanks so much for everyone's kind comments both here, in messages to me and on the story itself. I appreciate each one more than you can possibly know.
Yes, I'm in a relationship online. Best experience, bar none.
No...I LOVE to sleep naked. I love feeling the softness of silky, smooth sheets against my skin. And skin against skin is an amazing feeling too.
When I drank the stuff I was all about Coca-Cola.
I had never realized I could squirt until I was drunk and with a new partner several years ago. Maybe it was my lack of inhibition on that night coupled with his know how, but I squirted for the first time. He kept telling me to relax because it really does feel like you are going to pee....and once I did and let him keep going that feeling went away immediately followed by the most intense orgasm of my life up until then. He just kept going and I just kept going until I was literally rubbed raw. He was incredibly rough and vigorous and fast. There was nothing gentle about his technique.
After that, I recognized the sensation and can squirt with less stimulation. You have to relax and let yourself go but simultaneously focus and bear down. It's a pushing reflex instead of the normal pulling in feeling.
And the fluid is just slightly slippery and sweeter. I just read somewhere that it has recently been proven that female ejaculate does contain small amounts of urine too.
Wait! There's a tarantula in here???
Hi all. The badge looks great! Congratulations RF!
Goodness looks pretty full in here for midday. * Squeezing up to the bar * Do you have any porters on tap? I'll take a popcorn too. I'll just wait for a seat I guess...
And when does the live music start?
Kodak black - Tunnel vision
Protein pancakes made with protein powder, blended cottage cheese, mashed banana, and beaten egg whites that get folded in topped with toasted walnuts, sliced walnuts and a spritzing of maple syrup. They're super good and healthy too.
I have three blocked. Two are men who harassed me without letup when they would see me in a chat room or online. It was incessant and they wouldn't take no for an answer. And I blocked one person who was either jealous or spiteful of my relationship here and would solicit me with random untruths about my SO. All three made me feel hunted really, like I had stalkers. I'm grateful for the ability to turn off the unwanted noise.
Conundrum: 1. Anything that puzzles 2. A confusing or difficult problem or question
A baby is none of these things and the skin color is irrelevant.
Irrelevant: Beside the point; Synonyms: immaterial, insignificant, inconsequential, trivial
Hi all,
I'm a first-timer too unless the last time was so good I can't remember it. One never can tell.
I'll take that drink Laura, thank you. A caipirinha sounds fantastic...or isn't this that kind of a place?
And sounds like everybody has the Mondays. Except perhaps the new nude ambassador. Sounds like an embassy dinner I wouldn't mind attending.
homemade popcorn (with butter and salt), Fudgesicles and the honey granola kind of chobani yogurt. Oh and pistachios...many more than the recommended daily allowance. 
And of course I have one that I'd meet for lunch, dinner, breakfast in bed...repeat again and again and again. 
