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Susan
Over 90 days ago
Female, 155
United States

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I love the winter but I live in FL..what's not to love about Fl winters haha
That's right always have to be prepared for the zombies.

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Yeah, check the litter box in a few days...



LMAO!
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Man, bet they need a putty knife to get off that make-up at night! LOL


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if she thinks she has to go now... wait a minute...


LOL
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I think they put him in Congress, no?



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My mother taught me that as her mother taught her.
A woman should be a lady in the parlor and a whore in the bedroom.
That's a quote that's been around for a loooong time. Don't remember where it came from orig.


Absolutely!
A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.

'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'

'Not yet,' she replied.