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SventheElder
4 days ago
Straight Male, 79
0 miles · England
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Too Trusting
and also get too frickin' scratchy when I go too long without sex....
and also get too frickin' scratchy when I go too long without sex....
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I may have said it before, but not only would I do so, I've actually promised them a drink as well....
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Front loading Cowboy Bra....
(Cowboy Bra? Rounds 'em up and heads 'em out! )
(Cowboy Bra? Rounds 'em up and heads 'em out! )
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“A man never lies with more delicious languor under the influence of a passion than when he has persuaded himself that he shall subdue it to-morrow.”
― George Eliot, Adam Bede
― George Eliot, Adam Bede
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Fry up some bacon 'til it's crispy
Halve some Baps (UK soft bread buns!) and toast the outside under the grill.
then on the uncooked side - put the bacon with some sliced tomato overlaid with thin sliced English Mature Cheddar.
Season to taste (Black ground pepper, Garlic salt etc etc)
Toast under the grill until the cheese is cooked to your liking.
Put on plate.
Restart DVD.
Wash down with either a light beer of a bottle of white wine to taste.
:-)
Halve some Baps (UK soft bread buns!) and toast the outside under the grill.
then on the uncooked side - put the bacon with some sliced tomato overlaid with thin sliced English Mature Cheddar.
Season to taste (Black ground pepper, Garlic salt etc etc)
Toast under the grill until the cheese is cooked to your liking.
Put on plate.
Restart DVD.
Wash down with either a light beer of a bottle of white wine to taste.
:-)
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Went there for a week one day in the sixties - never felt the need to return..... Ever!
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What Kind of Man Are You?
Your Result: You're every woman's dream!
85%
You're a man worth holding on to. You're compassionate, strong, and loyal, and funny. Women love you, and you shouldn't have a problem holding on to any woman you want.
22%You're every woman's nightmare.
Your Result: You're every woman's dream!
85%
You're a man worth holding on to. You're compassionate, strong, and loyal, and funny. Women love you, and you shouldn't have a problem holding on to any woman you want.
22%You're every woman's nightmare.
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Nope!
But - research in Australia has lead to the consideration that any form of sex for men, masturbation included, leads toa much lower risk of Prostate Cancer.
The Survey was, I believe, carried out over a fairly large sample of men and about 25 years...
But - research in Australia has lead to the consideration that any form of sex for men, masturbation included, leads toa much lower risk of Prostate Cancer.
The Survey was, I believe, carried out over a fairly large sample of men and about 25 years...
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Ever so happy with my Lush presence just now and a thank you to one and all - especially to one Lush Lady who knows who she is ...
slàinte mhòr
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In 50 years time you might think differently - Bidets definitely become more useful the older you get.....
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Quote by c50t
I'll have the special.
Damn! Wouldn't do me any good..
I subscribe to the old rhyme:
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila - Floor!
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Hmm - to paraphrase a quote - 'So much to read, so little time!'
I guess Mature, Milf, Wife Lovers and Cuck.
I guess Mature, Milf, Wife Lovers and Cuck.
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Quote by Mazza
I always wished I could play an instrument... Not that I've ever really tried, I guess I could if I wanted to...
(Ha ha, I was so tempted to say I want to play the organ lol)
Not an Instrument then - you meant the upright Organ as opposed to the Hammond... :-)
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Loved it, tho a little worried about a *Comeback* - you know? A bit like going back to a place that you knew long, long ago.
The old adage.."Never go back...!"
The old adage.."Never go back...!"
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sprite wrote:
marriage is for suckers.
Amen
Probably - after 43 years (....!)
(As it's often been said - I'd have got less for Murder...!!)
marriage is for suckers.
Amen
Probably - after 43 years (....!)
(As it's often been said - I'd have got less for Murder...!!)
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The way I feel right now a Nymphomaniac Brewmeister would be marvellous...!
:-)
:-)
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Know this for the girls, but for me I've had a full beard for the last 45 years.
The present Mrs Sven (42 years and counting!) has never known anything other than.
The present Mrs Sven (42 years and counting!) has never known anything other than.
