Got turned away from the psych ward cuz he was too obsessed with sex, it scared the other residents.
Granted, but then you wake up and find out its just a dream.
I wish for cupcakes.
first i'll give her a big hug, then a kiss and then lots and lots of ???????
wishes he was one of her professors so that LL could flash him.
True... speeding down a dirt path with not a care in the world is awesome.
lol mine is half true, its been a long time, but i'm pretty sure i'd know what i'm doing.
I only play the piano when I'm sad or depressed.
True
I haven't had sex in so long, I wouldn't know what to do given the opportunity.
Granted, but its my arms you wake up in.
I wish for someone to come take care of me and tell me they love me forever.
I ban Hap... just cuz I think he needs to be sent to my room with his paddle.
Wakey wakey!! its' time for a day of pampering and shopping!!
Granted, but your sparkling personality was so bright it blinded them and their messages never got sent.
I wish for a hug.
Tami had too much fun with me, the tape, and glue last night.
H M C T F P T
Horny Michelle cums to fantasies Pauline tells.
L M H P R N S
I solve crime as well as save lives! lol
Hap's hands are super glued to his paddle. It broke when he spanked the girls, so he tried to glue it back together, gluing his hands as well.
Knowing that I made a difference in a patient's life just by taking care of them.
dangit, i missed the council meeting last night. did you guys make changes without me?!
LL teaches sex ed class, she uses me as her dummy to demonstrate on.
LL is the leader of a cult. Her people hold councils every wednesdays from 7-10 where they start of by worshipping her awesomeness and then closing with a big orgy.
OLOYASN
Olivia's lingering orgasm yanks Annie's sexual needs.
BADGELY
Easy A... love that movie.. Emma's hot!!! and the fake sex scene cracks me up!
Today Was A Fairytale - Taylor Swift
Linda's exciting orgasm pushes Annabelle's raw desires.
COUGARS