Break with tradition ... sleep naked
Is planning to run for President of the US at the next elections
Definitely not gonna pass if Bill's on offer!
Throw some air tickets for her so that she can take a well deserved holiday
Chicken dinner? Lol! No ways - it's mine and mine forever now. Will you all just settle down and leave me to enjoy my prize!
Hanging Onto Lyfbuz's "device"
PERT
Flinging myself naked into the bed with Bill before anyone else can take up that tempting offer!
Granted - but now your dog has his/her own set of keys and comes and goes as he/she pleases, bringing friends round for regular barking parties.
I wish that rain fell down in tubes rather than on me if I'd busy outside
Of course - move aside teddy bear!
Fly, an irritating, dirty creature
In my house, if you're visiting - it's always bedtime! So your wish is granted but you may find that you're seldom allowed out of bed!
I wish there were fairies who actually did all our work for us so that we could play all the time.
Provider of warm water for women in the town who want to have a shower - he insists on providing each drop of water from his very own hands!
Granted - but you will only ever be allowed to write books in the "Mills and Baboons" genre
I wish that Lyfbuz would stop teasing me and just get over here and please me instead!
She's Usually Naked, Dancing And Yelling Sensually
BEREFTA
Throw her a bunch of luscious lesbian ladies to play with.
Four or five times per story is my limit - there are just too many stories on lush to go back and read them more than once!
How often have you found yourself looking at the clock when it's 11:11?
What was Lyfbuz obliged to do when all five of his lovely ladies appeared at the party?
Leap into your arms
Throw him the complete set of James Bond DVDs and sit down next to him with a bowl of popcorn.
