Granted, but now you're so relaxed that you keep falling asleep before you can complete any task.
I wish I could live next to the ocean again.
Coffee makes me feel sick
Dalliance Of Little Ladies
VENT
11,400 - the amount of times that Bill has thought he can take the 'prize' from me in the Last Post Wins thread!
YOU need to spank ME? You're the one who needs to understand that I'm the winner!
And when will you learn, Bill? lol!
Epsom Downs (South Africa)
It's raining men ... in my pants (The Weather Girls)
HT takes 'trophies' from women he's been with, he now has a collection of women's underwear numbering more than 10 000
I understand perfectly - it's MINE
I saw him taking advantage of the Pope's girlfriend while the Pope was giving his christmas message today
O Sole Mio - in my pants (Luciano Pavarotti - among many others)
Nope, no longer just wishing - it IS mine!
Always Casually Taking Lessons Allows Stressless Success
BEGINER
Bill volunteers to take ladies 'flying' in his boat on the pretext that they'll become fully fledged members of the mile high club once he hits a certain speed
No buts involved here, Bill, unless it's your butt your's referring to! Gotcha!
Serious Holiday's Only Overeater, TJ Eats Relentlessly
WHIPACT
Pulled Feisty's pants down as he stands in the doorway and while he's trying to pull them back up I run away the winner