Now, again, right now, please
Isthar
Oops - finger trouble!
Ishtar
No ways! Mine I'm afraid!
And then strange things happened
Pool cleaner (the one all the stories about bored wives and pool cleaners is based on!)
Is considering having her bladder removed as it takes too much time emptying it - just yesterday I heard her counting up the hours she had spent widdling!
Buy him to practice my massage skills with (or should that be on? hmmm, wanders away to think about that!)
Sorry, but it's time to step aside for the real winner .... ME!
Hmmm, I'll take the win and let you be on top of me in a quiet, undisturbed place rather!
Young again - hell no, never!
Well, if that's the case, I'll buy him again!
Bill works at a massage parlour regularly
Buy him so that he can rub my feet!
Hmmm, perhaps we can share it for a few moments, Bill!
for a few seconds! now it's mine again
