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TJ50
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 64
South Africa

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Quote by SweetKing126
OK, so a few people sneaked in on me when I wasnt looking.....I do need some arithmetic lessons, I would love to come to your room, but it would be hard to tie myself to the bed!!!

11,300


Ok, just lie on the bed naked and spread-eagled and don't struggle as I tie you down then ... let the counting lessons begin! Did you feel that? ONE ...


Anyway, where were we - I was distracted by SK there for a week or so!

11,311
Innocent

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Really SweetKing? 11.293 after 11,296? You need some arithmetic lessons - come into my room and tie yourself to the bed!!

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I thought the rule was that these weren't supposed to be true? LOL! I wish!



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