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TJ50
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 64
South Africa

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Would I have to wash the truck first? Lol!
Wow! I'm still alive? That was so awesome I was sure I'd died and gone to heaven!
Sometimes I just wanna let Steve take advantage of me before I take advantage of him
Well, long story short - LHB and I noticed that the adult shop was unattended and so we went in and took a shopping trolley full of goodies as we were leaving - now we're here to find out what they all do and we don't want the cops to catch us before we've read all the instructions on the boxes. We're just curious you understand?
Sometimes I just want to kill someone before I've had time to calm down and let them live
Oooh! Oysters - now I know what you have planned for the rest of the day and night!! Of course, while my motto as a vegetarian is 'eat nothing with a face' - oysters are one of the exceptions to that rule!!

Throwing you some insect repellent - knowing we're going to need it in the bush, particularly if it's a 'come as you are" party
Oh I dunno Steve - I've seen money buy women before!! lol!

The feeling of the wind in your hair as you relax on a warm day.
Am I glad your car brought me to you last night! Please, Sir, can I have some more?
Accepting the invitation and asking for you car keys again!! Hugs!

Throwing him some massage oil - we might need it in the bush!
Today or not today - that is .... hmmm, perhaps not

Today Behave!
IEEEE! (Expression of pain when I dropped that darn book on my big toe again)
Really - of that whole 8-some we're the only two left?
Some sunshine - to melt all that cold snow
Ginger was the one who called the Australian National Football team and told them where they could find Trinket and what she really wanted - of course, they loved it and Ginger is now the team's new official "Morale Booster"
Quote by Harry7785
Frequent Erections Make Annie Lick Extremely Slow

EATMYSEX

Please forgive I used 8 letters.....I await my punishment!


You're right - you do deserve to be punished - just wait till one of us gets you in a locked bedroom or finds you tied up and naked on our beds!!!


Probing, I Needed Clarification, Hence Enthusiasm Died.


CLIPPER
Quote by Bunny_Chow

I often dream about _______________ and then one day it _______________, I never believed she was that _______________.


I often dream about MY LUSH FRIENDS and then one day it RAINED, I never believed she was that ANGRY WITH ME THAT SHE COULD ACTUALLY CREATE THAT CLOUD AND MAKE IT RAIN JUST ON ME!


I believe that _______________, because, of course there is ______________ and that's proof isn't it?
Yes, if he promised to introduce himself once I was in bed with him!
Unbutton some more buttons so I can run my hands over his chest!
Oh my goodness, I hope your truck has got good brakes!

I'm also hoping that it's just you tied to the bed and not the truck! LOL!
Hmm, I think I'll just run my fingernails up and down your body for a while - making little red racing tracks for ants!
Innocent - can honestly say that I've never done that!

Ever wanted to just be completely irresponsible for a whole week?
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1,
2
7
4
....If I've counted right!!


I've taken out my calculator for this one - and just checked for Rick above - yup 11273 +1 = 11274! Well done! That deserves a hug!


Now my turn ....
11 275?
HT: Awesome, Brilliant, Invaluable, Talented and Tempting

OWLNEST
Stamp my foot and give Asleep 'the look' while frowning and placing my hands on my hips!
Didn't you hear me? I said I'm always last.
Here, have a hug as a consolation prize!
I'm always last - can't imagine what the rest of you were thinking!