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TJ50
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 64
South Africa

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Enjoying a long swim and then a leisurely bask in the sunshine
Another person told me that to reverse the effects of ALCOHOL all I had to do was DRINK my OWN URINE.


I was walking down the street one evening when suddenly I saw __________________, I was horrified of course, so I ____________________
0 - I've probably stepped on more children than Lego! Anyway, my cats were good and never played with Lego - their toys were soft!

How many times have you wished you could kill a family member?
Going to take those pants - my excuse is that they need to be laundered, but I know all us girls would just like a better look!
Innocent

Ever thought that you would love to jump someone but never had the courage to tell them that?
My Erotic End Tingles ... It Needs Guys!


FRANTIC
watching wild birds come and feed from the seeds I put out
Yes, sometimes!

What's the first thought that comes to mind when I ask you to think of the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Really LHB? How fair is that? RN - what the hell kind of word begins with RN? lol!
Ok, I'll give it my best shot ...

Rnses (as in underwear after too much excitement!) - well, it's not perfect, but it sounds good if you say it out loud!
Very Aggressive Girls Indeed Need Asses Spanked


GROWLER
Gentle and caring - always kind-hearted, but fun and mischievous under the right circumstances
Ok, it's really hot here today - so I'm breaking away from my usual water and splashing out on a lime and soda (with ice)!
North (but only because I'm in the southern hemisphere!)

Hot sexy dreams of love every night or awesome sex with someone only once (and no sex ever again)?
Take the couch and gift her some massage oil (with a little cinnamon for heating!)
Drink tea with her and then teach her how to read the tea leaves!
To the circus to learn how to become a lion tamer
... your tongue red and luscious and your blood sugar swing wildly so that you do fun and crazy things to people who least suspect that you'll attack them and rip their clothes off.


Always bring along an old school friend ...
Oh yes!

If you could choose anyone on lush to have a fling with - who would it be?
My ability to float for ages on water (well, you did ask for unconventional!)