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Baked Orange
Quote by MollyDoll
Yes she is.
There are some really great things to this movie, but it is also a little slow. I checked the clock a few times and that's not a good sign.
Ugh, [I]and[/I] Margot Robbie. They're both so beautiful it's painful.
I haven't seen this yet! And I love Tarantino. I have some catching up to do.
Baked Orange
I fell asleep to Take Me Home Tonight with Topher Grace and Teresa Palmer. Didn't finish it. I'll have to watch the ending tonight.
(Teresa is so f'n hot)
(Teresa is so f'n hot)
Baked Orange
Hello Rump/ians - I would also love a donut and tea, Carl. Thanks again for reading my story.
I'm not one to pimp myself, but I'd like to say I submitted something for the first time since August.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/-when-good-guys-finish-last-.aspx
I started this back in March. Feels good to finally publish it. Small victories!
I'm already certain your story will be superb, Annie. I hope inspiration jumps up and bites me before this month is over.
Verb, I [I]am[/I] attending a tech workshop in Boulder tomorrow!
Joking. But can you imagine the odds?
I'm not one to pimp myself, but I'd like to say I submitted something for the first time since August.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/-when-good-guys-finish-last-.aspx
I started this back in March. Feels good to finally publish it. Small victories!
I'm already certain your story will be superb, Annie. I hope inspiration jumps up and bites me before this month is over.
Verb, I [I]am[/I] attending a tech workshop in Boulder tomorrow!
Joking. But can you imagine the odds?
Baked Orange
Quote by sprite
both!
Well now I know you do anal.
Quote by vanessa26
How big is Godzilla's cock?
Whatever that size is...
Domo's jealous.
_____________
Seriously though, no longer than 8". There is, sadly, such a thing as too big.
Too [I]thick[/I] on the other hand...
Baked Orange
Quote by sprite
19 inches. anything smaller is just inadequate.
Length or circumference?
Baked Orange
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fantasy-scifi/the-guardian.aspx
I wrote this for the last Winter Adventure comp. Still one of my favorites. It was so much fun to write.
I wrote this for the last Winter Adventure comp. Still one of my favorites. It was so much fun to write.
Baked Orange
Noooo. I was drunk with my best friend. Her pussy tasted like raw heaven.
Baked Orange
Hello lovelies, I hope everyone's well. I'm ashamed it's been so long since I've been by - I'm on a sort of hiatus.
But it's good to see you all!
From what I gather from the photo, I feel I should say congrats, Verbal!
I'll have a screwdriver, por favor. And not because my day was bad. I'm just craving OJ with a kick.
My boss has actually been quite cool lately.
Anyway, I'll just pinch Rachel's ass real quick and be out of the way.
But it's good to see you all!
From what I gather from the photo, I feel I should say congrats, Verbal!
I'll have a screwdriver, por favor. And not because my day was bad. I'm just craving OJ with a kick.
My boss has actually been quite cool lately.
Anyway, I'll just pinch Rachel's ass real quick and be out of the way.
Baked Orange
My face^
Whaaaaat?? This is nuts. And totally unexpected.
I am freaking honored.
I always worry I'm not pulling my weight enough, but I so enjoy being here. You're all so awesome.
I truly love being a verifier. Thanks again, Nicola, for letting me be a part of this place.
*Unsolicited speech over*
Ping, that is one generous and tempting offer.
Surely it's [I]you all[/I] who put up with [I]me[/I].
Baked Orange
Hello beautiful Curvy and TG, tea sounds nice. I'm not a practiced masseuse, but I'll work out a knot if you'd like, TG.
Haven't stopped in for a while - I hope everyone's well!
<3
Haven't stopped in for a while - I hope everyone's well!
<3 
Baked Orange
Hi TG, Sara, Curvy and Verbs. Scott, I admire your abstinence, though there's still a spot for you on the space cruise bus (you're a good driver, yeah? 
)
Vanessa, I've never been to Loosiana. But now I fully expect you to take me on a tour someday. V, if you come, there will be no police-chase this time. And if there is, I only have to be faster than you
I could go for some wine about now
Btw, Carl, loved your poem.
)Vanessa, I've never been to Loosiana. But now I fully expect you to take me on a tour someday. V, if you come, there will be no police-chase this time. And if there is, I only have to be faster than you
I could go for some wine about now
Btw, Carl, loved your poem.
Baked Orange
Quote by vanessa26
You totally owe me, That's some good shit!
So wait let me get this straight
first you spike my drink
then you steal my weed...
and now you call me Nessa.....( noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo )
Where are the lush police? lmao
Why life? Why you gotta be this way?
Oh well..those dreams were fun
You should have spiked your own drink also ;)
Thank you Verbs
You also missed her in a vat of chocolate pudding with Katherine...
I'll take some of that Nyquil also..
I'm sorry!!! It just rolled off the tongue.
You can flog me for that one if you want
Verb, I'd love if you joined us on a space cruise someday.
Thank you for the coffee, Curves.
I'm off to read Carl's poem! Thank you for the link, Scott.
Baked Orange
I promise there was consent ahead of time. Implied counts, right?
Thank you for the tunes, Carl. And Nessa, you tell me. I lifted it from [I]your[/I] back pocket.
Thank you for the tunes, Carl. And Nessa, you tell me. I lifted it from [I]your[/I] back pocket.
Baked Orange
Evening fellow barflies. Carl, I will join you for a beer, but I brought my own smoke
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPRITE!!!!
And don't worry Vanessa, I just spiked your drink with a little 'cid last night. Absolutely nothing to worry about. Assuming I got the dosage right...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPRITE!!!!
And don't worry Vanessa, I just spiked your drink with a little 'cid last night. Absolutely nothing to worry about. Assuming I got the dosage right...
Baked Orange
*Squeals with delight* This competition was so much fun!!
So many good stories, so many kinky fetishes, a straight up good time.
Congrats to all the winners and my fellow runners up Mags, your story was hot stuff, and Molly and Vanessa, I loved the dangerous element. They both read so well.
Thank you Nicola and all the judges!!
So many good stories, so many kinky fetishes, a straight up good time.
Congrats to all the winners and my fellow runners up
Mags, your story was hot stuff, and Molly and Vanessa, I loved the dangerous element. They both read so well.Thank you Nicola and all the judges!!
Baked Orange
*Squeals with delight*
You really are amazing, Rach. Don't let anyone tell you different. And if they do, throat punch 'em.
ILY!
You really are amazing, Rach. Don't let anyone tell you different. And if they do, throat punch 'em.
ILY!
Baked Orange
I'll have a hard lemonade, hold the slug.
Your services are appreciated, Mr. Rump.
Lovely to see you all tonight. Despite it feeling like a very long week, I'm in quite good spirits. B delivered me flowers today
I hope you're enjoying your vacation, Cury!
Sorry about your glasses Vanessa - I feel your pain so deeply. I believe 'bottle caps' are the correct term for my lenses.
Your services are appreciated, Mr. Rump.
Lovely to see you all tonight. Despite it feeling like a very long week, I'm in quite good spirits. B delivered me flowers today
I hope you're enjoying your vacation, Cury!
Sorry about your glasses Vanessa - I feel your pain so deeply. I believe 'bottle caps' are the correct term for my lenses.
Baked Orange
Quote by LYFBUZ
This made me laugh. I HATE grocery shopping. "Too busy for my liking" in my mind is more than 3 people. In the store. I loved when I had a big 24 hour grocery store near my condo, I used to shop at 3AM. I'm getting agitated just thinking about it.
I better have a chamomile tea or something like it. Yes Glennfiddich would be perfect thank you.
Typed up a comment and realized only after that it matched yours word for word.
Seriously though, the grocery store is terrible. I'd rather go back to hunting/gathering than wrangle my way through an isle of [I]people[/I].
All I know about the 70's is that's when The Beatles broke up, and we stopped going to the moon. Sad times. But some good, I'm sure. Did you know the first and only female Prime Minister of India was Indira Gandhi in the late seventies? And she was elected [I]twice[/I]. #Feminism
I'll have whatever specials are offered on a Tedious Tuesday.
Baked Orange
Happy birthday Scott! We better get another half century out of you.
[I][B]HELLO[/I][/B] Buz. Lovely to see you. I'm glad you had fun at your American Football, thingy.
Congrats Simplicity. To smooth over Milik's ego, we could say you're [I]on top[/I] of him.cAFGw2JXl4QoLGuH But the term 'ahead' has a nice feminist ring to it;)
I drank my weekly alcohol limit last night, so coffee for me today. A dash of cinnamon on top, if you please.
[I][B]HELLO[/I][/B] Buz. Lovely to see you. I'm glad you had fun at your American Football, thingy.
Congrats Simplicity. To smooth over Milik's ego, we could say you're [I]on top[/I] of him.cAFGw2JXl4QoLGuH But the term 'ahead' has a nice feminist ring to it;)
I drank my weekly alcohol limit last night, so coffee for me today. A dash of cinnamon on top, if you please.
Baked Orange
Morning tea sounds lovely, I'll have what Scott's having. Carl, thanks for the donuts. TG, I'm jelly of your kitchen, tis beautiful.
Curvy, this place wouldn't be what it is without your beauty to shine up the place!
I hope today treats everyone well❤️
Curvy, this place wouldn't be what it is without your beauty to shine up the place!
I hope today treats everyone well❤️
Baked Orange
And back in the reverie
A world of her own
Constellations of salt
Livid on blue
Wax skies of cobalt
Sin fills the cracks
Love gives to fault
Life is a dance
It's better to Waltz
A world of her own
Constellations of salt
Livid on blue
Wax skies of cobalt
Sin fills the cracks
Love gives to fault
Life is a dance
It's better to Waltz
Baked Orange
Brownies, Tom Petty, Vanessa and Hannah exchanging shirts. S'like I walked into heaven.
Thank you for the beer, Carl. Today was a good Monday. Aside from the fact it's Tuesday. Big shoutout to nineteenth century American industrial workers who stood up for the underdog, earning everyone working office hours a three-day weekend. I pretty much slept the whole time.
Thank you for the beer, Carl. Today was a good Monday. Aside from the fact it's Tuesday. Big shoutout to nineteenth century American industrial workers who stood up for the underdog, earning everyone working office hours a three-day weekend. I pretty much slept the whole time.
Baked Orange
Yes to the two above, actually. I'm terribly forgetful with my things.
Y'ever go down on someone while underwater?
Y'ever go down on someone while underwater?
Baked Orange
Hello lovely Rumpians. Stopping in for a cuppa before I leave town.
I'm going casino hopping tonight for little sister's birthday - Wish me luck! I love Blackjack, but I always lose money...
Still some comp pieces I need to read. Thanks to those who took the time for mine. It really is its own entity. Story took [I]me[/I] for a ride.
Anyway, I hope everyone's weekend is well<3
I'm going casino hopping tonight for little sister's birthday - Wish me luck! I love Blackjack, but I always lose money...
Still some comp pieces I need to read. Thanks to those who took the time for mine. It really is its own entity. Story took [I]me[/I] for a ride.
Anyway, I hope everyone's weekend is well
<3