Join the best erotica focused adult social network now
Login
TexasSon
2 days ago
Straight Male, 36
0 miles · Texas
Forum
Active Ink Slinger
"Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!"
- Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, FULL METAL JACKET
I actually NEVER understood that last part, but it fucking cracks me up every time!
- Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, FULL METAL JACKET
I actually NEVER understood that last part, but it fucking cracks me up every time!
Active Ink Slinger
i get what you're saying, but i think i'm an offender too... it's just that i don't really pay attention. i mean, i usually just click those scrolling links for whatever new/popular thread is going, and it's not immediately indicated on the home page scroll what's what. or, from someone's profile page... i'll usually check out their comments that are presented on THEIR page, and if it's funny, click the link for the forum from there. neither of those spots designated what the selection of the thread is, just its title. it only has the selection right there in one small line at the top of the actual forum, but that's so easily overlooked when you're coming from another link.
IF we all came on these through the ACTUAL forum selection list, then sure - i'd make fun of myself even more than i already do for posting on an "ask girls" thread.
it doesn't bother me so much to read one or the other's opinion. mostly. i think the idea is that the thread is DIRECTED more towards one or the other, and for the most part, that particular sex does do the majority of the responding.
..but, a rant's a rant... and i love a good rant!
IF we all came on these through the ACTUAL forum selection list, then sure - i'd make fun of myself even more than i already do for posting on an "ask girls" thread.
it doesn't bother me so much to read one or the other's opinion. mostly. i think the idea is that the thread is DIRECTED more towards one or the other, and for the most part, that particular sex does do the majority of the responding.
..but, a rant's a rant... and i love a good rant!
Active Ink Slinger
I kinda take it as a Who-Can-Make-Who-Cum-First Competition!
if i'm doing my job, she's not even capable of sucking my cock. i love feeling her hair tickling my thighs, her hands gripping my legs, holding on for dear life and biting into my thigh as i'm kissing, licking, and tasting every sweet spot of her!
problem is... with the way my cock curves and the head is & her being "inverted" - her tongue is TOTALLY all over the head of my cock! SO crazy sensitive! i mean, think about the positioning... USUALLY the head is sliding along the roof of her mouth and she's licking the underside of the shaft. typically. in a 69 - it's full on tongue to mushroom!
i totally go "Thumper"! hahahaha!
SKIP TO 1:20 & 1:40
if i'm doing my job, she's not even capable of sucking my cock. i love feeling her hair tickling my thighs, her hands gripping my legs, holding on for dear life and biting into my thigh as i'm kissing, licking, and tasting every sweet spot of her!
problem is... with the way my cock curves and the head is & her being "inverted" - her tongue is TOTALLY all over the head of my cock! SO crazy sensitive! i mean, think about the positioning... USUALLY the head is sliding along the roof of her mouth and she's licking the underside of the shaft. typically. in a 69 - it's full on tongue to mushroom!
i totally go "Thumper"! hahahaha!
SKIP TO 1:20 & 1:40
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by milfsex
does anyone have tried seducing married woman
first off... let's try that whole proper grammar thing again, shall we..?..
"HAS anyone tried..?.."
"does anyone TRY seducing..?.."
not really sure what tense and sorta question you were going for there buddy. i think MMonroe pointed out something valid: it's the fact that you ask if we've ever seduced a married woman as if it was a specific goal.
i'm somewhat ashamed to answer YES. somewhat ashamed, because i wholeheartedly agree with lafayettemister and his whole "two to tango" argument. also somewhat, because i do believe that karma is a bitch, and that i will somehow reap what i've sown later on in a fashion i'm sure to not appreciate.
thing is, and i'm NOT skirting any responsibility, the one time i had success in actually seducing a married woman - she was most certainly available for the seduction. i really just made myself available, open, and non judging of her.
...and the one time followed on the heels of the several times "otherwise occupied" women had approached and been more than forward with me. doesn't justify it at all what-so-ever, but it was an odd frame of mind i found myself in with the rapid infidelity i was surrounded by at the time.
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by lafayettemister
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BALH
YOU SAP!
kidding, kidding, kidding! when am i NOT kidding?!
I kinda agree, but then I kinda don't see it. It's a little thing I kinda like to call effort. I know when I joined I didn't pull my dick out immediately and sling it all around for people to see (and admire
). I mean that figuratively... as in, I didn't start throwing up random Forum Threads that have been done over & over & over again. I didn't bust into the ChatRooms and declare myself the greatest lover via cyber in the world. I put just the TINIEST bit of effort into "settling in" here and RESPECTING the tempo, pace, and general fun of it all and actually READ THROUGH some of the Forums to begin with.I was actually surprised to see one thread that a newbie had started for the sole purpose of "introducing" herself, and that for the most part - people were welcoming. Me? I ignored it completely, because all I wanted to do is make fun of her for being so attention needy.
...I THINK it was a girl, anyway..?..
Point is... your point is WELL TAKEN and certainly well made, good sir. I have no idea what the "good ol' days" were, and really don't care. I think the current days are damn fun as it is! I'd rather people have just a little thicker skin (hell, there's enough of it showing all around here!), a little more humor about themselves, and generally stop taking things so damn seriously anyway!
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by TexasSon
WHAT?!?!?!
No way - I thought this was physically impossible. C'mon... really ladies?
I honestly don't know if I would. My constant masturbatory behavior tells me that I would, but I just don't think I would.
I've tasted my own cum, sure. I'm not at all prude about kissing a girl that just sucked me off. I've just never looked at my own cock, or any other for that matter, and thought: man, I wish I could suck you!
I'm not even trying to avoid being homophobic by saying I wouldn't. I just don't think I would. Mainly because, while I love having a girl wrap her soft little hands around my cock - I'm still better at stroking it than she is!
Hahahaha!
...BUT - the only reason why I love having my cock sucked, is because I love watching her do it. Really. Feeling-wise, I'd rather fuck or jerk-off. I just LOVE seeing her be so attentive and into my cock, and being somewhat at her mercy while she's got me in her mouth.
So, no... I might try it, but I seriously doubt I'd ever do it.
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by poizenivy
i have seen a guy do that...kind of threw me off at first
Quote by Laurenxxx
I too have seen a guy actually do it - we were both 18, he was a fitness freak with bones seemingly made of rubber. I was astonished when he just seemed to curl up in a ball and took his full glans into his mouth and sucked it till he orgasmed in his own mouth. Few guys I know will eat their own cum .. but this guy was quite into it and even showed me the milky whiteness on his tongue.
I suggested he didn't really need me with such a skill to hand and he never did it again, preferring me to do it for him instead.
WHAT?!?!?!
No way - I thought this was physically impossible. C'mon... really ladies?
I honestly don't know if I would. My constant masturbatory behavior tells me that I would, but I just don't think I would.
I've tasted my own cum, sure. I'm not at all prude about kissing a girl that just sucked me off. I've just never looked at my own cock, or any other for that matter, and thought: man, I wish I could suck you!
I'm not even trying to avoid being homophobic by saying I wouldn't. I just don't think I would. mainly because, while I love having a girl wrap her soft little hands around my cock - I'm still better at stroking it than she is!
Hahahaha!
...BUT - the only reason why I love having my cock sucked, is because I love watching her do it. Really. Feeling-wise, I'd rather fuck or jerk-off. I just LOVE seeing her be so attentive and into my cock, and being somewhat at her mercy while she's got me in her mouth.
So, no... I might try it, but I seriously doubt I'd ever do it.
Active Ink Slinger
holy crap... i'll apologize upfront for this, but i have SUCH a fucking rant about this!!!
LADIES: don't be so damn needy!
yes, i get it - the guys on here can/are pushy, creepy, never get a hint, and just all around terrible to you...
...but sometimes y'all are JUST as bad! especially when it comes to THIS!
NOT EVERYONE LIKES TO/WANTS TO/ IS INTO CYBERING!
i'm here for MY own fun & games - not to entertain your lonely, bored self with all sorts of typed sweetness, hottness, or whatever the fuck you're looking for. selfish? you bet your ass! it's MY account, my profile, my time, my escape, my time to RELAX.
...and you know what REALLY sucks about the whole dynamic..?..!..
if a guy doesn't "step-up to the plate", YOU either:
A) think he's less of a man for not being able to "cyber good" (REALLY?!?!)...
B) think he's just immature and SO beneath your ever-so-intellectual stimulation of the written, and finely composed word instead of simple pictures...
- or -
C) you go into some self depreciating little whiney bit about how "oh, i'm just not attractive enough? am i boring you?"
have i done it? absolutely! it's fun. it's challenging. it definitely piques the imagination. i never SET-OUT to though. if a chat tends to develop into some shared sex session, cool.
i HATE when some woman just hits me up and IMMEDIATELY starts with that shit. then, when i'm just being nice, conversational, or whatever - she slams me down for being a "kid", "mean", or she goes into a fucking pity party.
worst line: "Hey, i'm bored & horny"
WELL NO SHIT! aren't we all?!?! why do you think i'm on a sex-based site?!?!
it's just frustrating as hell. i am generally a tolerant guy. casual. fun. nice. i just COMPLETELY resent being put down, or made fun of, or EXPECTED to apologize for "not being interested".
yes, 99% of the time i'm on here, my cock is in my hand. true story. that doesn't mean i'm just waiting for someone to tell all about it though!
moral of the story?
be cool & casual. do what ya wanna, but RESPECT and don't take anything personal if someone doesn't follow right along with you.
whew!
sorry... i totally feel better now.
...ssssssooo... whattaya wearin'..?.. hmmm...?..
LADIES: don't be so damn needy!
yes, i get it - the guys on here can/are pushy, creepy, never get a hint, and just all around terrible to you...
...but sometimes y'all are JUST as bad! especially when it comes to THIS!
NOT EVERYONE LIKES TO/WANTS TO/ IS INTO CYBERING! i'm here for MY own fun & games - not to entertain your lonely, bored self with all sorts of typed sweetness, hottness, or whatever the fuck you're looking for. selfish? you bet your ass! it's MY account, my profile, my time, my escape, my time to RELAX.
...and you know what REALLY sucks about the whole dynamic..?..!..
if a guy doesn't "step-up to the plate", YOU either:
A) think he's less of a man for not being able to "cyber good" (REALLY?!?!)...
B) think he's just immature and SO beneath your ever-so-intellectual stimulation of the written, and finely composed word instead of simple pictures...
- or -
C) you go into some self depreciating little whiney bit about how "oh, i'm just not attractive enough? am i boring you?"
have i done it? absolutely! it's fun. it's challenging. it definitely piques the imagination. i never SET-OUT to though. if a chat tends to develop into some shared sex session, cool.
i HATE when some woman just hits me up and IMMEDIATELY starts with that shit. then, when i'm just being nice, conversational, or whatever - she slams me down for being a "kid", "mean", or she goes into a fucking pity party.
worst line: "Hey, i'm bored & horny"
WELL NO SHIT! aren't we all?!?! why do you think i'm on a sex-based site?!?!
it's just frustrating as hell. i am generally a tolerant guy. casual. fun. nice. i just COMPLETELY resent being put down, or made fun of, or EXPECTED to apologize for "not being interested".
yes, 99% of the time i'm on here, my cock is in my hand. true story. that doesn't mean i'm just waiting for someone to tell all about it though!
moral of the story?
be cool & casual. do what ya wanna, but RESPECT and don't take anything personal if someone doesn't follow right along with you.
whew!
sorry... i totally feel better now.
...ssssssooo... whattaya wearin'..?.. hmmm...?..
