Forget the Bucket List... I'm going for the S List!
...I don't wanna live forever! I'm not worried about things to do BEFORE I die... I'm going for shit to do to TEMPT death!
The S list:
Swim with Sharks...
Skydive...
Sleep with Strippers... (possible heart attack)
...errr... that's as far as i got. it's an S list... that's tough to come up with!
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TexasSon
4 days ago
Straight Male, 37
0 miles · Texas
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haha...one nice thought for who can understand the comparison-
'anacondas do not spit venom and are less lethal than the king cobras'
Soooo... you're saying... uhhh... you're... cobra...?... venom...?...
DAMN! Sorry buddy! So, you're uncut and diseased?!?!
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I don't even know what I'm doing on this thread!
awwww I thought you were in here to declare that yours was a 17 incher
You missed a decimal in there.
...errr... wait - "inches"? Metric's all dotty with decimals and crap, huh?
Hmmm... *grabs ruler* holy crap! i'm right! you're right!... whatever... 1.7cm!
...oh shit.bdsLttdBDpO6Uyrl
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i voted the lube only option, but yeah - i have used a sleeve before.
i don't get it though... i mean, we're naturally equipped with perfect stroking implements anyway... any sorta sleeve or whatever - ya still gotta grip & move up & down on your cock anyway.
BUT - the lady wanted to watch me slide into one... i gotta clear one & it was cool for the one time thing to try and for the "show" of it for her to watch.
i don't get it though... i mean, we're naturally equipped with perfect stroking implements anyway... any sorta sleeve or whatever - ya still gotta grip & move up & down on your cock anyway.
BUT - the lady wanted to watch me slide into one... i gotta clear one & it was cool for the one time thing to try and for the "show" of it for her to watch.
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yes... we fake it too. y'all don't have the exclusive rights on that.
reasons? hell - probably the same ones you do: drunk & just wanna go to sleep, not really into the person, realized halfway through this sucks... the partner sucks period and ya just wanna get it over with...
reasons? hell - probably the same ones you do: drunk & just wanna go to sleep, not really into the person, realized halfway through this sucks... the partner sucks period and ya just wanna get it over with...