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Quote by CleverFox
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I once had a girlfriend that shaved her pussy for me when I asked her to do it. She had to stop because she said it itched too much. She was a huge Drama Queen anyway. I feel sorry for whomever she married.


WOW! Really? You do realize you sound like an inconsiderate douchebag when you say it like that?

You shave your boys and you can let us all know when they itch.
After you whine about it a few times we can call you a Drama Queen.
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It's a different story north of the border.
It's too bloody cold to shave 8 months of the year, so we go for the whole "Yeti" look until it's time for our yearly shearing in the spring.
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Expectations are different for both men and women.
A woman says, "Honey, can you clean the bathroom while I clean the kitchen?"
A man will clean the sink, the toilet and the shower and forget the mirror, the floor and clean around the multiple faceclothes, shampoo bottles and leave the residue from their razors around the sink.
As far as he's concerned, he's cleaned the bathroom.
As far as she's concerned, he's done a shit job and she has to go clean it up herself.
Neither of them communicated what the other expected.
It's no one's fault, that's just the way men and women are.

Now I'm not picking on men here. It could very well be the woman that did a shitty job of cleaning the kitchen and the man made the bathroom gleaming and spotless. (I'd love to meet this guy, by the way, just so I could stare at him in awe)
But what I'm saying if they're too busy discussing their problems with you, then they aren't discussing them with their partners.
There's a lack of communication on one side or the other.

I could never nail my ex down to discuss money issues. He was always too busy doing something else. Finally it got to a point that I was so frustrated and pissed off at him for dodging me I could barely look at him without breaking into the "glare".
You know that "glare"? It's the one that says to anyone else looking at both of us that I'm about to explode if he used the wrong coffee cup or threw recycling into the garbage can.
And he wanted to talk about sex.
Sorry, but no fkn way. Not until we hammer out a budget. It's more important (to me) keeping a roof over my head than keeping him happy in the sack.

I like sex just as much as the next person but take care of your responsibilities first. Then I'll dress up in that sexy nurse costume and check your pulse.
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COME ON PEOPLE, GROW THE FUCK UP!!


I love it when she yells. It gives me shivers.

On that note... I'm going to go play with my fancy cocks.
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OH wow, YOU like him. I want to fucking kick his ass and NOW I want to kick yours. So shut the hell up.


OH WOW! Aren't you the rude and ignorant one. Threaten me with violence again. I dare you.

Now let me break this down so you're better able to understand. Shut up.
Next time you feel that urge to declare your undying love to your husband in a public forum in all the disgusting ways that you do. Deny the urge. It's making the rest of us sick to our stomachs. There is absolutely nothing wrong with joking or teasing one another but you take it to a WHOLE 'nother level of grossness.
This is a public forum and what you're doing is the equivalent of disgusting PDA. You're acting like a child and if you cannot take a bit of criticism with the tongue in cheek attitude that was presented, then YOU shut the hell up. Please.
Take a joke... Don't be one.
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Quote by Pinkluva

How about you go fuck yourself. At least MY husband is getting some and not a complete asshole like you!!


Yeah... but we still like him. Even if he CAN fuck himself... that just adds to his allure.
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My top 5 would be...

5. Red & White Avatar & A Blank Bio but a detailed description of their cock in a friend request

4. Husband & Wife accounts (separately friend requesting)

3. Fantasies listed in their information

2. Listing their / /BBM acct/number

1. Location: United Kingdom (What's with all the hating on Canadians these days??)
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While I don't condone cheating, I'm beginning to understand it a bit more from personal experience.
Sometimes you have to be a bit selfish or you're doomed to be unhappy.
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I don't care if you give my SO a lift to work in the morning.
My bathroom is not a place for you to spank it.
I have one bathroom and it takes you 30mins to wank? WTF dude?
We're waiting out here to USE the bathroom for its intended purpose. I am NOT going outside to pee.
BTW My poor Cosmopolitan's will never be the same. Seriously? Practice your aim.
Those fucking pages are stuck together now and I am certainly NOT pulling them apart.
Oh... and your random cock pictures you like to send to me via text?
I've seen better on Lush.
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You need to be a little more specific the next time. I thought red checkered flannel was one of your turn-on's. My apologies.
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Pffft... Grocery Store? I said Home Depot or Lowe's.
I only gave you tips on How not to look or act like a skeezebucket in a Grocery Store.

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This is for guys that like to get women to cheat on their boyfriends, husbands or other significant others.

If you get a woman to cheat with you on her significant other, that is to say, somebody she has been seeing for years, (for simplicity I am going to say 'he') and then dump him and you start a long term relationship with her, how can you trust her?

I mean, if you could get her to cheat on her boyfriend/husband, doesn't that mean that another man could get her to cheat on you?

If you are thinking that she wouldn't cheat on you because that isn't in her nature you just proved that it is her nature.

Because she tells you that she loves you? Don't you think she told those same things to the guy on which she cheated?

If you think that you are so great looking, suave, debonair and loaded with cash, I am sure there are guys better looking, have more money and have better personalities too.

So how do you trust her? Even if you are married and have children then she could really take you to the cleaners with alimony and child support. And if you have an iron-clad prenuptial agreement, that tells me you never really trusted her and if you don't trust her, how can you claim to love her?

Again, how do you trust her?


I know this is in Ask the Guys, but I'm going to answer anyways.

If you can't trust her... Why the hell would you be with her? To torment yourself? Hope they won't cheat? Why the hell put yourself through that?
Because you love them? Or because you want to possess them? That's kinda like taking the other kids toys in the sandbox. You wanted her and took her from the other guy.

If there's no trust, then there's no respect and I think those are two very important things to have in a relationship. As you get to know someone over time, you either respect and trust them... or you don't.


By the way... A prenuptial agreement is actually very smart thing to do if there's a business or family estate involved. It's not just for people that don't trust their wives or husbands to be.
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Scrub well. If she did it once, she'll probably do it again.
Maybe invest in these... they don't seem to be expensive.



On a more serious note... Try asking her.
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Instead of pushing myself to do things outside of my comfort zone, I'll jump in headfirst and with enthusiasm.
I have the amazing ability to tolerate drunken assholes better when I'm drinking, instead of cutting them to pieces verbally.
I can handle being in contact with family members for long periods of time without the urge to tell them exactly what I think of them.
I have an overwhelming urge to cut off all my hair because it's in my face or I'm sitting on it or I've just closed a car door on it or some asshole thinks it's "fun" to play with.
I need to go to the washroom a lot more since I "broke the seal".
For some odd reason I find explosives a lot more fun while drinking. (Fireworks... not C4)
My 8 and 9 ball game improves immensely. So does my dart game, actually.

Once I've hit my limit and I'm falling down drunk, all the above is null and void and its a total free for all.
No one escapes unscathed, especially me.
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Quote by musicluver

Ok i used to like the gun idea but think about this. I have an almost 6 foot sword, difference? swords are silent, plus for my size im told are quite intimidating. luckily shes only 3 so they have awhile yet lol


Nope... I want the shells. I can switch out the buckshot for rock salt.
And if I have to pull the trigger it's going to burn like a mf'er.
I want to scare the hell out of them, not kill them...yet.

PS I swear I blinked... It seems like mine was only 3, yesterday. Sigh
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I knew I was a parent when I could no longer go to the bathroom alone.
I thought 4hrs of sleep was a lot. I can function on 2hrs easily, just don't ask me direct questions.
And midnight runs to the drugstore for diapers and/or medication for a fever.
Now, I've hit a whole new level parenting... My teenage daughter is starting to date. (I need to buy shotgun shells)
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Fuck you! This getting older thing is a real sonuvabitch.
I'd like to not have the feeling of ground up glass in my knee joints. Or my shoulders.
Fuck off anytime. I don't want to play "Guess the Weather"
I hate stairs. Going up or going down them. Fuck you!
I can't go for my morning run these days. I can barely make it out of bed without tears.
Forget trying to drive. I can't clutch. I can't brake. And trying to shift is agony.
Fuck you body. I've taken care of you and this is how I get repaid.
I'd flip my body the middle finger but I've got arthritis in my hands and fingers, as well.
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