Nice edit JohnC. And for the record, my fakebook friends are just that. Friends. Not online lovers.
I'm part of a large online gaming community and I've never let myself believe that the people I played with were anything more than acquaintances. I never lied to myself and believed they were something more than what they were. Nor did I believe that the person they portrayed online was the gospel truth. I am not that naive.
My alarm bells raise pure hell at the first sign of anything remotely romantic when it comes to someone online. I don't trust it. But then I have trust issues. Just like my alarm bells start ringing when someone online finds something I've typed to be offensive. Take it for what you will, but that was not my intention. Not in the slightest. But if you feel that you have to defend yourself and others, go for it.
It's only my opinion and I did mention how I would never understand how people get wrapped up in an online love affair. I just cannot wrap my head around it.
Maybe this applies... Maybe it doesn't.
My best friend in the entire world is a guy.
I've been given the ultimatum from countless boyfriends over the years because they couldn't seem to get it through their thick heads that a man and a woman could be friends, let alone the best of friends. My bestie's had the same issue with girlfriends.
Guess what? They're gone and we're still friends.
It'll either work out or it won't. But I won't let a piece of tail ruin a friendship I've had for over 20 years just because someone I'm dating is insecure and my bestie knows it.
Nor would I ever try to come between my guy and his best friend. Irregardless of the gender.
Now if this all over some online bullshit... Then you guys need to get your shit together and your priorities straight cause it's kind of pathetic and sad. I'll never understand how people can play make-believe online and think it's real.
But that's just my 2 cents. Take it for what it's worth.
1. Unstable (Mentally, emotionally, financially)
2. Lack of empathy for others
3. Watches and idolizes Duck Dynasty/Sons of Anarchy/or any other redneck shit they put on TV. And cartoons are for children.
4. Tries to move in after a week
5. Doesn't know when to shut up - Verbal diarrhea - Talks non-stop (I like peace and quiet and I'm quite comfortable not speaking for long periods of time)
6. Cannot embrace or accept change - Too rigid in their thinking
7. Thinks my farm animals are sexy beasts
8. Must like food and be willing to try new things (I'm not a terrible cook and I need a guinea pig at times - consider it "expanding your palate")
9. Racists, bigots, religious fanatics and all-around assholes that think they're better than everyone
10. Deadly shellfish or nut allergy (Self-explanatory, I think)
Seriously! What fucking guy wears/takes/destroys his girlfriends shoes and isn't a crossdresser?
Those are MY shoes. Not yours. You fucking weirdo.
Just because we have the same sized feet does not mean you can take/wear/own any of my fucking shoes.
Man up and get your own fucking shoes. You cannot "claim" they're yours. They're mine.
They cost money. So instead of buying fucking weed or booze, go buy a pair of fucking shoes.
While you're at it, you can replace all the ones you destroyed of mine.
My favorite cowboy boots. You ruined the soles and heels cause you drag your fucking feet.
My running/biking shoes. You ruined them with your wide fucking feet.
My hiking boots. You destroyed them by tromping down the back cause you don't know how to tie and untie the fucking laces.
My Merrell's. Both pairs. Destroyed.
My two pairs of sandals. Men are not supposed to wear ladies shit. You wrecked them, too.
BUT... You can have the purple fucking crocs. I wouldn't wear them even if I had to walk barefoot across broken glass. I didn't buy them. They were given to me.
It's bad enough you tried to destroy me in every way, you dumbass-redneck-motherfucking-piece-of-shit-for-brains, but my fucking shoes??? REALLY???
You're a passive-aggressive twat.
I'm pretty open to just about anything posted on my profile. Even WMM's mullet wielding redneckery.
I like raunchy humour, cute pics, gif's, erotica and even some full-blown (pun totally intended) porn.
Chances are the odder the humour, the more I'll like it. Off-the-wall positions or something very sensual or tasteful.
B&W pics all the way to something LSD-inspired with psychedelic colours.
Just follow the site guidelines... I'm perfectly happy staying within those boundaries.
I can only think of one time I ever deleted a picture off my profile.
It was a... *shudder* speedo.
Scary shit. Nightmares for months!
Click "Account" at the top of the page. Go to "Following Authors" from the list given. (It's in the middle of the page)
When you hover over the authors avatar and name there will be a drop down menu.
You can click "Unfollow" there.
EDIT: August 19th <---- Ignore this...
(I forgot you Aussies are a day ahead)
August 20th
Embrace it. Confidence is sexy as hell.
Shave it off, comb it back, grow it out. BUT whatever you do, DON'T sweep it across.
Think hurricane force winds and a piece of hair flapping in the breeze. Not cool. Not cool at all.
