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TonyaL
1 month ago
Straight Female, 49
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Thank you all who have posted here and reached out to wish me a happy birthday. I truly am honored that you thought of me. I am grateful to have such wonderful friends here. You've made my day very special. If you ever get a chance stop by Rump's and I'll get you a drink. ?????
Thank you all for the birthday wishes. I'll have a glass of wine please. Today is a beautiful day weather wise. It's 74f and clear. Not too much happening here. I did get some flowers from my son and he brought some from my s/o. Now I'm off to make dinner and love on my grandbaby. Hope everyone is having/had a good day. Hugs for everyone. ❤️❤️❤️
Good morning Beautiful Miss Curvy, thank you for the tea. Sending you hugs as well, Vanessa Good morning Susie

Not much going on today. The heat and humidity are creeping up, it's going to be 88f. Finishing up the last couple of days of homeschooling. My littley's teacher is bringing her kindergarten "graduation" certificate today. This will be the last time she gets to see her until maybe fall. We still don't know what will happen then. Well, I am back to making the video for her teacher. Have a great day!
Good morning everyone. It's Monday again and June 1 already. Big Bertha has been de-sludged(saved for Carl) rinsed out and filled with some of her most aromatic caffeinated greatness. I also have the kettle on for tea and cocoa. I've gathered all the mugs and glasses and rinsed them out. They are on the counter drying.

Weekend was ok. Both days I took a ride over an hour and half away with my s/o to get new parts for his newest toy. He is driving me crazy with RC cars. Who knew so many men worked on these more than they do their real cars. Today i am decorating a porch for an eighth grader. They are not able to have graduation and this is a way to give them recognition that they will be off to high school in the fall. I chose a brother of friends of both my older boys. I just hope he likes it.

The comp is officially over now comes the wait to see who makes the top ten. There was a lot of interesting themes as always. I believe many great ones from our lovely people in the bar.

Now I'm have some tea and check out the news. Can I get anyone coffee, tea, fine lickers? Have a great day.
Good morning TM in a moment I'll have some coffee that might be better than instant. Bertha has been de-sludged (saved for Carl), rinsed, and filled with some of her caffeinated greatness. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa.

It's a cool morning here in Jersey. Not much going on here. I've read all but the last two comp entries. As always I don't envy the judges. So many great ones. I am going to attempt to finish the story I started a month ago.

I'm going to take some tea and watch the news. So sad to see all the destruction going on. Anyway, have a great day.
Good morning Rumps. Big Bertha has been de-sludged (saved for Carl), rinsed, and filled with her caffeinated greatness. The kettle is on for hot tea and cocoa. I've gathered up the mugs and glasses and gave them a good cleaning. They are set out to dry.

Reese glad you are doing well. I had an appendectomy when I was a young teen.
Sara it's good to hear your mom is recovering well.
G great to have you back.

Nothing much going on here. I had to run some errands yesterday and it was nice to get out of the house for awhile. It's muggy and sticky here with rain coming. I'm sorry if I've not responded to your comments yet on my comp piece but I've been using any time I can get on lush to read the other pieces. I promise I will get to them all.

I'm going to take my tea and sit outside before it gets too hot. What can I get ya? Coffee, tea, fine lickers anyone? Have an awesome Friday.
Good early morning lovelies. Gil I do hope you are asleep by now. Big Bertha has been de-sludged, rinsed and cleaned, and filled with her wonderful ambrosia of caffeinated goodness. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa. I've even gathered the mugs and glasses and gave them a quick wash.

Nothing much going on here. Things are beginning to open and people are calling out Governor Murphy to open faster. Idk how much of a good idea that is. I've also fallen behind on comp entries. As short as they are I still get interrupted several times until I give up for awhile.

I am going to take my tea and try to wake up some. Can I get you anything? Coffee, tea, fine lickers? Have a great day. Hugs for all.




Happy Birthday Lady M. I hope you had the best day possible. May all your wishes come true. Stay safe.
Good morning Carl and beautiful Miss Curvy. I'll have some tea please and pass on the doughnuts. It's muggy here already although we are only heading into the low 80's.

Loving all the animal pics. Yesterday I enjoyed my daughter's Science work so much I left it play all day. If you get a chance check out http://explore.org the live cams. It's really amazing to watch all the animals doing their thing. We saw eagles, sharks, pandas, alligators, polar bears, and those Alaskan salmon jumping up a waterfall. (that's what it looked like to us) I've already started it this morning in hopes to see a tiger and a wolf. Many of the cams are at rescues around the world.

I'm off to finish answering comments also if I've missed your comp piece please let me know. I'm trying to get through as many as possible but I think I got all my friends. Happy hump day.
Good morning and happy Tuesday. Big Bertha has been de-sludged (saved for Carl) rinsed and filled with her special concoction of caffeinated greatness. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa.

I'm feeling quite groggy this morning after a very rough night. I wish I had some magic to take my pain away. Anyway, yesterday was a good day. Both my boys came over for a cookout. Of course that means I was able to have plenty of grandma time with my little guy. My s/o worked more on my littley's troll house. It's coming along great. It's almost ready for some inhabitants. When it's complete I will share pictures here.

Living out here in the country I have lots of wildlife around. Deer, skunks, groundhogs, wild turkeys, geese, coyotes, fox, opossum, squirrels, chipmunks, snakes, raccoons, tree frogs, oplenty of creepy crawlies like spiders and cave crickets, even on occasion peacocks and cows from the neighboring farm. I've also never seen an armadillo.

I'm off to have my tea. What can I get for you? Coffee, tea, fine lickers? Have a great day

*Edit* looks like I'm too long winded as usual. I'll just wash up those mugs for beautiful Miss Curvy.*
Good morning and happy Sunday. Big Bertha has been de-sludged (saved for Carl), rinsed and filled with her best caffeinated brew I could find. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa. The mugs and glasses are all gathered and washed ready for another day.

After torrential rain yesterday we are going to have a beautiful day here in Jersey. Nothing special going on just some spring cleaning and making some macaroni and potato salad.

I hope you all have a wonderful day. I am going to grab my tea and sit in the corner to read a bit. What can I get for you? Tea, coffee, lickers? Sending hugs to all.
Good evening everyone. It's always great to see so many people popping in here. Sara glad to hear your mom is going home on Monday.

Jim that is definitely in my neck of the woods. I live in the same county as Hot Dog Johnny's and love to go there. It's a great ride from my house to there on a bike. We went out for father's day a couple years ago to there then up to Shades of Death Rd. It was beautiful. I was out on 80 and 287 today in the pouring rain and people suck. We saw two bad accidents and several almost ones. Stay safe out there. People truly can't drive.

Grace ouch. I'm glad you're on the mend. I'm with Scott and am at a noway no how. Actually I am extremely arachnophobic. I have been bitten by a wolf spider a couple times and ended up at the ED. One of which I ended up with a bad infection that needed to be removed. Having my cleavage area packed was quite painful. Rump when I was in the Navy in Arizona at the Fort my boyfriend at the time got bit by a brown recluse. He ended up dehydrated and in pain and he had one of those raised scars on his neck later.

Your Royalness Sprite I look forward to see what you have in mind for a new writing challenge.

Jeff I hope LJ is feeling better. Btw I love the double rainbows. Don't see too many of them though.

Gil I hope you can get some sleep tonight and if your weather is like ours then you should have a nice two days for the lake.

Kat I can't wait to be able to go out to eat. Our takeout consists of cheese steaks, pizza, Chinese, or KFC. That's only because it pretty much all my husband likes. We have some rules loosened this weekend. Our beaches are open but with ridiculous regulations. Campgrounds opened to their seasonal guests. We can have groups of 25 outdoors and 10 indoors. Can't wait to get back to some kind of normal.

Just a quick hug and hello to the beautiful Miss Curvy and Vanessa and anyone else I may have missed.

I'll have a shot of tequila with whomever would like to join me. Then a beer please Just put it on G's bill. I hope everyone has a great weekend. Hugs for whoever needs it or just wants one.
Good evening everyone. Glad to see everyone stopping in. Sara very glad to see your mom is doing well. I'll keep her in my thoughts and prayers. Scott I completely understand your frustrations about the compressor. I want to shove it up my S/O's ass many many days. Lately though it's RC cars that I would love to shove. Jim Jersey has a lot of pretty areas. I live near the Delaware river in a very rural town. I have woods around me that my boys grew up riding in, shooting in, building forts in and climbing trees in. I hate that they are taking so many of our open areas to build condos and apartments. We truly don't need them. As for truckers here I get it. I have two highways that I drive to go most places, Rt 22 and 78. Being so close to New York and PA people are crazy on the roads. Bill I can not even listen to the man in the Whitehouse. His tweets are just as bad if not worse. Carl thank you for the endorsement for my comp piece. I was overthinking it for several days and unsure if I was going to post it. Now I'm getting through everyone's entries. Now I'd love a cup of tea before I head off to bed. I hope everyone has a wonderful weekend. Here in the states I will be remembering all who have given the ultimate sacrifice for our freedom.
Congratulations and thank you for all you do. Mods like you are truly the backbone of lush. You are greatly appreciated. ??
Good evening lovely peeps. Sara I will keep your mom in my thoughts and prayers. It sounds like they gave her a nuclear stress test. I've had one of those. Hopefully they find the blockages so they can do a catherization and open them up.

Jeff glad work is slowing down for you. Those zoom meetings can be challenging. Today my girl was the only one to "show up" for ballet class. She had a nice one on one over zoom class.

Not much going on here. I have a comp entry but I don't have a title yet. That is always the hardest thing for me. I overthink things so much and want to find something to draw people to my story. Hopefully I will figure it out and get it posted soon. I am starting to read the entries and will be sure to get to everyone in here.

I'll have a cup of tea before I head to bed. I hope everyone has a good night or morning wherever you are. Stay safe
Good morning everyone. Vanessa I hope your migraine has ceased and allowed you to get some sleep.

Big Bertha has been de-sludged (saved for Carl) rinsed and filled with caffeinated greatness y'all need. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa. I've brought along some bagels and cream cheese and butter for you along with a fruit salad.

I think I have a comp entry finished. I have to re-read it today and think of a title before I submit it. Hopefully it is received well as this was a difficult task. I always want to tell the story with plenty of details and backstory. We shall see.

Just another Tuesday here. Nothing special going on. The weather is beautiful this morning hopefully it stays this way. Now what can I get for you? Coffee, tea, fine lickers. Hope you have a great day.
Congratulations Hannah on your win and Saucymh and Lucabydesign on your wins. A big congrats bro the rest making the top ten. This was a fun comp and there was many great stories. Thank you everyone who entered and especially the judges who had to make such a difficult choice
Good morning and welcome to Monday. Weekends fly by way to fast. Big Bertha is de-sludged (saved for Carl) rinsed out and filled with her caffeinated greatness. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa.

Nothing special going on here in Jersey. Weekend was pretty uneventful. Yard work getting done with flowers planted and mulch laid. My littles helped outside a lot and my s/o bought her an RC car. She loves it. They race them around a small track.

Anyway I'm going to take my tea and sit back to just listen to what's going on in the world. I hope you have a great day.
Good morning and happy weekend everyone. Great to see you here Nicola and thank you for the heads up. This one is definitely challenging. If you give me a moment I'll have some coffee ready for you.

Big Bertha has been de-sludged (saved for Carl), rinsed out three times (gotta make sure our all powerful one doesn't get sick), filled with some of the best coffee I could find in Jersey (ok it's Folgers). I'll even gather the mugs and give her a cleanish one.

Not too much going on this weekend. Might rent scoob tonight for my littley. We told her if she helped with the mulching we would. Otherwise just regular chores. Anyone need some caffeinated goodness to start your day? Have a great weekend.
Good morning. It's Friday and we made it through another week of quarantine. Scarily, the beaches here in Jersey open today. I hope it doesn't become a fiasco.

Now what y'all are waiting for, Big Bertha is de-sludged (saved for Carl) rinsed and filled with some of her caffeinated greatness. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa. I've played up the rest of the brownies from beautiful Miss Curvy. I've gathered the glasses and mugs around the bar and gave them a quick rinse.

Going to be a unprecedented 84f here today with rain. Crazy weather. Yesterday was in the low 70's and the same again tomorrow. This comes after a week of a freeze warning. Nothing going on this weekend. Maybe I'll get some writing or reading done. I'm really way behind on both. With that I'll leave a shameless promotion of Chris and Firstblush's new collaboration. It's called The times of our life. Please check it out if you get a chance. I will take my tea now and go sit in the corner before I kill myself for day two of yoga. (difficult with disabilities but trying) Have a great day.

Edit*https://www.lushstories.com/stories/teen/-the-times-of-our-life-.aspx
Good morning friends. Big Bertha is de-sludged (saved for Carl) rinsed and filled with her aromatic caffeinated greatness. The kettle is on for hot tea. No sweets from me today, will have to wait for beautiful Miss Curvy.

It's going to be a beautiful day here in Jersey. I hope everyone has a great one. What can I get you. Coffee tea fine lickers.
Good Tuesday morning, Rumpies. BB has been de-sludged (save for Carl), rinsed twice , and coaxed to have the best caffeinated beverage this side of the Delaware. The kettle is hot for tea and cocoa. I've gathered everyone's glasses and mugs and will think about washing them.

Hope everyone is doing well and staying safe as restrictions all over are loosening. With this new illness affecting children has me even more worried for my littley. She will still not be going anywhere except our yard. Thankfully she is ok with that.

A sunny chilly day here in Jersey with a warm up this week. I think I'll grab my tea and sit back and rest for awhile after a rough night. Coffee, tea, fine lickers anyone?
Good morning. Here it is Monday again. Big Bertha has been de-sludged (saved for Carl) rinsed twice and filled with her caffeinated goodness. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa. I've gathered up the mugs and glasses and put them in some water, while I think of washing them. No goodies from me today but I'm sure the beautiful Miss Curvy will have some brownies when she gets here.

I hope all the moms had a good day yesterday. Mine was ok. It's a grey day here on my side of Jersey. My littley made a fairy garden yesterday. It's adorable. She also was "dusted by a fairy." There is a group of ladies on Facebook that wants to put smiles on people's faces. They put together baskets for adults and kids alike and anonymously deliver them to their porch. My girl was very excited. Now she wants to be a fairy and "dust" someone else.

I'm going to take my tea and start my day. What can I get ya? Coffee, tea, fine lickers anyone? I hope you have a wonderful day.
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My mom passed away while I was on my involuntary, month-long furlough. Thanks to all of you Rump-Humpers that wondered aloud about me. I eye-balled the bar a few times. I’m certainly not the only one who has been affected by the darker side of life’s grand experiment. Hugs to all. Gill. Tonya. Penman. The rest of you misfits. Except Verbs. He’s kinda handsy when he gets close. Grabbing junk he shouldn’t. Pocket full of tentacles poking one's ribs. Unpleasant at best. And his Yosemite Sam whiskers kinda tickle the inner thighs.


My dear friend G, I am so sorry for your loss. I know under whatever circumstances it is not easy. You were definitely the better person by allowing her even if briefly to meet her grandchildren. From every story I've heard and read of you and your children you are doing an amazing job raising them. They will have the love your mom couldn't give to you. My thoughts and prayers go out to you and your family. It's great to see you back. I do hope it's for a long term stay.


Good to see so many people here today. Happy Mother's Day to all the moms here. I hope you are able to make the best of it even during this difficult time. I made my mother-in-law Belgian Waffles with strawberries and whip cream. I have not been able to read any of the micro stories yet And am hoping to soon. I'd love to have a glass of wine. Something fruity please. Enjoy your day. Air hugs to all.

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Good morning. It's the weekend and I'm up at 5am again. BB has been de-sludged (saved for Carl) and rinsed out. I've given her some special treatment and she is now gurgling along with her caffeinated greatness. The kettle is ready for some tea and Cocoa. I've gathered all the glasses and mugs from last night.

Traveler here is your tea. It's cold here on Jersey but the sun is supposed to come out. Yesterday was my day to venture out to do some shopping. It is definitely an experience. Between the mask suffocating me and the lanes set up like a road map I'm glad I only go out once in awhile.

I am going to take my tea and sit in the back. Enjoy your day everyone. What can I get you? Stay safe and healthy.
Good morning and happy Friyay. Big Bertha has been de-sludged (saved for Carl), rinsed and filled with her caffeinated greatness. The kettle is on for hot tea and cocoa. I've gathered up the mugs and glasses from yesterday and gave them a quick rinse.

It's getting cooler here in Jersey even with a chance of a little snow. Not too much going on here. Nothing special going on for the weekend. I'm venturing out to the store early this morning to stock up for awhile. Hopefully not many people will be out.

Jeff I thought of you when we showed my daughter her first "scary" movie. It was classic wolfman. She was a little scared at a few parts but overall liked it. She wants to watch Christine but I'm not too sure about that.

Now coffee is ready and the water is hot. What can I get for you?
Good morning beautiful Miss Curvy and Susie. Thank you for the set-up. I'll take over muh duty and give them a quick rinse.

Just another day in casa de Tonya. It's gonna rain after a couple of nice days. My littley's teacher gave them the day off yesterday of structured work. My girl was happy and chose to help me with chores. Then she was Dorothy from Oz singing over the rainbow all day. She is either talking or singing from wakeup til bedtime. It drives my s/o crazy.

Is anyone else missing some of the regulars? Even though I know why G is away and even Carl. I still miss their presence here and Larry as well. Guess I'm just being maudlin this morning. With that I'll take my tea and sit back in the corner.
I've made several friends here that I would meet and have spoken to off lush. I'm not here looking for anything more than friendship. I have over time met some of the best people I've ever known.