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TonyaL
1 month ago
Straight Female, 49
United States

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Good morning lovelies. Bertha is de-sludged, rinsed, and filled with your caffeinated goodness. All the sludge saved for Carl and whomever needs that extra kick. The kettle is on for anyone who wants tea or cocoa. There are some brownies on the bar as well as bagels and croissants.
Today is the baby shower and I'm nervous and excited for it. I just hope all goes very well. I am gonna have some hot tea. Can I get anyone anything? Coffee, tea, beer, wine, fine lickers? Have a great Saturday.
Back pain is something I live with everyday. I had an L5/S1 fusion several years ago and I've never been the same. Prior to surgery I tried chiropractic and medication. I was a very active person. I rode four-wheelers, did demolition derby and loved going on motorcycle rides. I actually blew my disc from not thinking and jumping off the back of a truck a couple years prior to my surgery. I had never felt sciatica before then. I visited my chiropractor until it hurt to much to see him. I finally went to my doctor who sent me to an orthopedic surgeon. I had nerve pain that numbed my feet. I couldn't drive or do much of anything. After two surgeries I was able to function again for awhile although not back to where I was and the pain stayed. After my last pregnancy things changed again. I have now been in pain management for five years. I've tried opioid pain killers, steroid injections, physical therapy. Nothing has helped. My next step is a neurostimulator. I have spinal stenosis as well as arthritis in my spine and a magnitude of other issues. I am at a point that I am in constant pain. I've learned to cope as best as I can but it definitely affects my life.
Happy Friyay as my littley says. It's a sunny autumn day here in Jersey. Thank you for the set up Bill. Good morning/afternoon Miss Curvy, Miss Goddess, Carl, and Scott. I'd love some hot tea with lemon please. Today's a busy busy day. Hope everyone else has a wonderful day and weekend.
Thank you all for keeping the dream of my own beautiful home alive. Rach yeah it kinda stinks it's not on prime. Grace it's ok I'm not always fond of Jersey either but I definitely love that kitchen. The hot tub and indoor pool were pretty great too. Katherine it did look like rocks but I have no idea either. Honestly I'm just a country bumpkin living in the sticks of Jersey. Sara yes between baby clothes and the absolutely adorable girl clothes for my littley I need to win the lottery. I'd love a cup of tea before I turn in for the night. It's midnight here and I am off to bed.
Good evening. Miss Saucy you can put that wine on my tab and of course by mine I mean Sir Chris's. Congratulations on your win. I'd love a beer this evening please, Bill. Today ended up being a busy day of shopping for the baby shower. I seriously need to stay away from baby clothes although everything is absolutely adorable. Tomorrow I will be cooking I will have to share.

I think I found what I want for Christmas. If anyone would like to buy this for me I'd really love it. I think I'll leave everyone except my littley and hide away. Lol. This is far enough away from everyone to be left alone although if it was in another state I'd be even happier.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/199-Fiddlers-Elbow-Rd-Phillipsburg-NJ-08865/40104303_zpid/

Anyway that's enough dreaming for now. I'll take a second beer and be off for awhile. Hope everyone enjoys their night.
Congratulations Saucy, WW, DS, and all the runners up. This was a fun comp to try out and really made me think. These were some great stories to read as always. I don't envu the judges at all.
Good morning Bill, Carl, beautiful Miss Curvy. Congratulations to all the Rump's regulars who placed in the comp. It truly was an amazing one as always. I'd love a cup of tea on this chilly morning. Easy day here so maybe I can think of a new story. Vanessa glad your migraine is gone. Gil so glad the squirrels have left you alone. I hope everyone has a great Thursday.
Good evening. I'll have some of that Brandy please dear rump. I'm sitting here watching Forrest Gump for about the thousandth time. Jeff that is quite the headline. As curvy said you can't make this stuff up. Hope everyone is having a great evening.
Stumbles bleery eyed to Bertha. De-sludges and rinses her out. I've saved the sludge for Carl and filled her up with some high octane caffeine. The kettle is on. I'm too tired to find any cakes at the moment. Sorry you'll have to wait for the beautiful one to come in. Thank you both for the compliments on my cakes. This is my first time making one although I've received one. It's cold here on the east coast. I'm just gonna rest here and wait for my tea. Hope everyone has a great day.


Good evening. Some of you asked what a diaper cake was and these are my finished projects. The smaller one is the center pieces for all the tables and the bigger one is a gift for my grandbaby. The baby shower is Saturday and I've been busy planning and buying cute little baby things. I think my son is gonna tell us enough.
It's a whopping 26f here and I'd love something to warm me up. How about some hot tea with some brandy before I'm off to bed. Goodnight my friends.
Morning Carl and beautiful Curvy. I'd love some hot tea please as my littley has shared her germs with me and I feel kind of yucky today. I have no time to be feeling this way as I must finish preparing the baby shower for Saturday. Today is going to be a cold wet one here with the first flurries of the year. I hope you all have a wonderful day. Stay warm if you are in the areas of snow and cold.
Good morning. Nice to see you popping in Hannah. Bertha is de-sludged (saved for Carl) the kettle is on. I brought donuts if anyone would like one. Happy Veteran's Day to all who have served. I'm gonna have my tea and get my littley ready for school.
Good evening. I'll have a cup of tea before bed. Was an easy day here. My littley spent it pretending to put makeup on me all day. Some was like face painting and some was like glammed up. She may actually be pretty decent when she is older. She also wrote another "book." She has maybe four five. She illustrates and tells me what to write. Those curious what a diaper cake is when I am finished I'll show pictures. I made 13 small ones for all the tables and I have one 3-tier for a gift. I just have to add all the little goodies. I'll be off to bed soon enjoy the rest of your Sunday.
Good morning lovelies. Bonjour, Monsieur. Thank you beautiful Miss Curvy for the hot tea. It's down right chilly here in Jersey today. I am spending my day making mini diaper cakes for my son's shower next week. I hope they turn out well. Happy Friday everyone.
Good morning good morning good morning. Bertha is de-sludged (saved for Carl) and ready with her finest caffeinated goodness. The tea is hot and ready for TG and both Scotts. I have some lovely blueberry and chocolate chip muffins. Today is going to be a gloomy rainy day with our first snowflakes coming tonight. The kids are all off for some teacher convention today and tomorrow. My littley is slowly recovering. I do hope everyone has a wonderful day.
Good morning Miss Curvy, G, Bill. Happy hump day. It's a bit chilly this morning so the hot tea is exactly what I need. Not much going on today. My littley has a pretty bad cold. She's home from school again. I feel bad for her. She loves school but had a fever, a really bad runny nose, and cough. I hope everyone has a wonderful day.
I'm not that incorrigible, Sir. Please put that coffee on my tab and of course by mine I mean G's. Come back later for some Beavers Breath Brandy.
I'm ready for some more hot tea.
Good morning and happy Tuesday. Bertha is de-sludged rinsed out and full of her caffeinated goodness. The kettle is on for tea. I even found some brownies for y'all.
Jeff I love your rings. Now just need that piece of paper that gives her the verbal name lol. Today is election day here in the states so please remember to get out and vote. That's about as political as I will ever get. The weather people have used the 's' word for this week. I'm not looking forward to it being that cold just yet. I'm off to have my tea. What can I get ya? Beer, wine, fine lickers, anyone?
Do I have to only visit one? I think I'll be renting a private plane to visit so many of my lovely lush friends. I have quite a long list and each of them are wonderful people. I would go from Alaska to Australia, to the UK and Canada as well as all across the states plus many more in between. With them I would first want to give them a hug then enjoy good company and good conversation.
Good morning. It's way too early. I'll have Bertha de-sludged (put aside for Carl) and perking up shortly with her caffeinated goodness. The kettle is on for tea. I have some cinnamon buns if anyone would like one. As soon I as I wake up a bit I'll wash out the mugs and glasses. I'll just pop over here and wait for the kettle to whistle for my morning tea. Hope everyone has a great Monday.
Good evening my friends. This long day is finally coming to an end. Idk about anyone else that is in the timezones that daylight savings ended but I hate the days we must. Now it'll be dark at five pm and make everything gloomy. I'll have a cup of tea. Can I get anyone else anything while I'm here?