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TonyaL
1 month ago
Straight Female, 49
United States

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Good morning family of rumpers. Big Bertha is de-sludged and I filled her up and she's ready to go. The kettle is on and Monday has begun. I even have some bagels and croissants if you like. Have a wonderful day.
I'll have a round of beer for everyone after the Patriots win. The defense on both teams played well. I didn't think it was going to get past 3-3. Have a great night everyone.
Saw the stadium was open for the flyover Buz. Looks like a great evening in Atlanta. I'll have a Jack and Coke to watch the kickoff and will switch to beer later. Enjoy the game if you're watching and stay safe if you're partying. If the games not your thing enjoy your evening.
Hot tea please. Good morning Miss Curvy, thank you for getting Bertha running. I'm beginning to feel more human today. Not 100% but getting there. My littley is going to her first baby shower today. I'll be home resting. I need to be able to talk tomorrow for the Superbowl. Who's everyone's pick? Who's watching just for the commercials? I'm rooting for Brady and his Pat's but really wanna see the commercials. Enjoy your weekend.
Good morning rumpies. I am sicker than I've been in awhile. Raw throat, cold, achy, coughing. Ugh. Hot tea with lemon would be wonderful. It's Friday and cold as ever. Currently it is 12f with wind chills at 5f. I'm hoping to be inspired to write something for the comp. I never know what characters will talk to me once I sit down to start to writing.
Chris is healing and recovering from his surgery slowly. I know he has popped on a couple times but he's not up to much right now. Good vibes for him are always welcome.
I hope everyone has a fabulous Friday and stay warm wherever you are.
Well guess that's not happening today. I am starting with a bug and have a temp so they cancelled my procedure. I'll have some hot tea now please. It's -3f here this morning. Gonna have to hey warm and nurse myself back to health.
Good morning family. I will quickly get BB up and brewing out some semblance of coffee and put the kettle on. The mugs I'll give a quick rinse. I'll off to the hospital for my surgery so I won't be having anything. Hope everyone has a great day.
Good morning all. I'll get Bertha de-sludged and brewing. The kettle is on for tea. I collected the mugs and washed and dried them. I also have banana bread if anyone would like some.
Thank you Nicola for stopping by with comp announcement. I will be checking that out today.
I hope everyone has a great hump day. Please stay warm.
Good morning Miss Curvy. Tea for me please. Schools are all closed here today, it's a snow day. I've got warm brownies for anyone who would like some to go with your morning Java. Hoping everyone has a wonderful day.
Good evening family. Sorry been away for a couple days. I took my littley to the movies yesterday and she absolutely loved it. She also polished off almost a whole bucket of popcorn and soda. She doesn't get soda often so the Sprite was a treat. Now that's Sprite soda not the beautiful lovely Sprite although I'm sure meeting her would be a wonderful treat. I'm also dealing with my son's situation. Let's just say we saw a lawyer today and things look good for his stupidity.


Quote by Master_Jonathan
For all of you who are tired of the cold weather... Fairbanks is lovely this time of year! We are having a heat wave (of sorts). It's currently 15 degrees above zero outside with no wind! Hell at this rate we'll be planting crops in less than a month! LOL!

Ya'll should come to Alaska and skip the winter!


Sir, I couldn't imagine the cold and snow you deal with in Alaska although it is a place I'd love to visit. It's nice to see you here in the bar. I'll buy you a drink and by that I mean we'll put it on G's tab. Shh don't tell him.

Bill I'll have a hot toddy to warm me up. We are looking at a little snow tonight 3-6 inches. Buz not all of us Yankees are terrible drivers in the snow. Here in Jersey we deal with those Pennsy drivers. I just saw an article that says they are the worst drivers in America. Hope everyone has a great night.
Tea for me Miss Curvy. Today I must go to a luncheon and deal with my S/O's family. It's an eightieth bday and sixtieth anniversary. I truly don't mind them one on one but all in the same place at once is no fun. Tomorrow is the movies. My littley saw a youth play of the wizard of Oz over the summer. She loved it so much she was Dorothy for Halloween. She watches it quite often on DVD. I'll be back later for something stronger to get me through the day.
Good morning everyone. It's finally Friday. I am so ready for the weekend. It's been a trying week to say the least. My son did something stupid and he is going to have to pay for it. Thankfully he is ok just gonna hit him in the pocket. Just more stress for mom. I have some plans to take my littley to see the Wizard of Oz on the big screen on Sunday. She has not been to the movies yet so I believe this is perfect for her first time.
Miss Curvy I would love a cup of tea please. I hope everyone has a wonderful Friday.
Good morning Bill and Miss Curvy. Thanks for getting Bertha up and brewing. I'll have a cup of tea please. Today is a wet and mild day here. Hope everyone has a lovely day.
Good morning Miss Curvy. I'll have some tea please. Had a rough night. I thought things would be a bit simpler when my boys became adults but when they were younger I could give them more rules. My youngest one (he's 18) sure knows how to test my limits.
Happy hump day.
I've not been around here in quite some time. Life has been super super crazy. It's like I can never catch a break. I am working on things in counseling but as they say when it rains it pours. I hope everyone here is having a better month than I am.
Good morning Miss Curvy. Thank you for setting things up today. I'll add some cinnamon buns to go with coffee and tea. It's super cold here in Jersey. It's 10°f which is warmer than yesterday. Hope everyone has a lovely Tuesday
That was a really good game. Very close. Both teams played great. My boy's Pat's are off to another Superbowl. Woohoo. I'll have a nightcap to help me sleep. Goodnight.
Good evening fam. I've been watching a criminal minds binge all day. It's getting colder here and we didn't get the snow they called for.
Sir, I root for the Pats for my son. My team did awful this year. Rump's Saints are doing pretty well at the moment.
I've never been to Europe but you and Seeker reminded me how young I still am. 1988 I was eleven years old and still playing football with the boys and reading Judy Blume. 1993 I was a sophomore in high school. We went to Virginia that year for a competition at Busch Gardens and we visited Colonial Williamsburg.
I made BBQ for dinner. I'll have a beer to go with it. Enjoy the rest of your Sunday.
Good morning Rump family. Hope everyone's weekend is going well. Give me a minute to get things straightened out here and I will have Bertha brewing her famous coffee. The water is on for tea and cocoa. We also have some whines and lickers if you need something stronger.
I believe the weather forecasted for my area was wrong. We got a little snow but mostly rain. It's going to be wet and dreary all day.
Today is the day to see who will be going to the super bowl. I have to root for New England for my son. He is Patriots through and through. Who are you all wanting to go?
Anyway I'll have some breakfast items done soon. Bagels with cream cheese, eggs and bacon, or french toast sticks and sausage. Have a great Sunday and stay warm and dry.






Happy birthday my dear friend. I hope you had an amazing day.
Good morning and Happy Saturday.
The kettle is on and Bertha is de-sludged. Coffee is starting to brew. The mugs are washed and the bar and tables have been wiped down.

I've checked out the mobile site as I am always on my phone. Not sure what my thoughts are yet. I'm not a fan of the tell me your height, build, smoker,etc either. I will pop over once in awhile but prefer this site.

We are expecting snow and freezing rain today and tomorrow. The amount continues to change so anywhere from 0-24 inches seems about right. My littley will love it. The more the merrier for her.

I'm gonna grab my tea and relax in the quietness for a bit. Enjoy your Saturday and stay warm and dry.
Good morning friends. Give me a minute to clean up Bertha and some mugs then I will have coffee brewing. The kettle is on for tea and hot cocoa.
It's finally Friday. We are expecting some snow and ice this weekend. We truly have no idea how much the reports keep changing. I hope everyone has a lovely day. Welcome to all the new patrons here at Rump's. I'm gonna have my tea. What can I get ya?
Good morning. Bertha will be up and brewing momentarily and I'll have clean mugs for ya all as well as hot water for tea and cocoa.
I know several of you are friends with Chrism. If you could send your good vibes, prayers for a speedy recovery as he had his surgery yesterday. I know he sent Mass pm telling all he would be away for several weeks during recovery. The last I spoke with him he was resting well in his room.
I hope everyone has a wonderful Thursday.


Happy birthday Miss Curvy. I hope you have a wonderful day and all your wishes come true.
Good morning. My turn to get Bertha up and running once I get all the sludge out. I'll give the mugs a quick rinse and the bar a wipe down and we will be in business. Congratulations to all the regulars for placing in the comp.
The kettle is on for tea, coffee is brewing, lickers, beer and whines are ready. Who needs a drink? Happy hump day.
Congratulations to the winners and runners up as well as all who entered this comp. Great writers here as always.