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I'll take one of everything. Put it on that Exakta66's tab. He doesn't come around here anymore from what I've heard.


I'm with Remmy on this...in fact, I'll take two of everything...and I agree, put it on that Exakta guy's tab...

Doesn't matter if it gets paid anyway, the world is going to end soon...I know, I read it in the forum...



ROFL



Have another one buddy!
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Quote by Loislane



They should add if you are going to be really dumb you need to be able to run very fast!



Remember - you only have to be faster than the guy with the camera...


They found signs of extreme trauma on the dead birds they collected.


They fell from the sky.
Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick,
But Jill prefers,
The candlestick.



That's not funny!

Ew can you imagine how many things she has put in her mouth due to using it to straighten notes. **shivers** Scary!

Hope - Apocalyptica

Youtube has videos but the sound is so poor that I would rather not share.

Good Morning Hollywood! I am also tired of the snow! North Carolina isn't north enough to have had snow for a month.

Good Morning Alan!
Quote by Guest
(I don't know if this thread already exists and if I'm in the right place)

Basically you begin the sentence with the title of a song and end it with "... in my pants"




Big Boss Man ... in my pants

--Jimmy Reed
I would take Van shoe shopping at the place of her choosing. Seeing her face light up would be plenty for me.
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Quote by lafayettemister
Quote by TopThis
Guys, your being way to piquey. Just except people for who the are. I begs the question, who amongst you has not sinned? You're hypocrisy shocks me. Thats all.



Your comment doesn't meet our quality standards due to numerous spelling and grammar errors. I have corrected your statement below. In the future, please carefully edit your work before you submit it.

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Ladies and gentlemen, you all are being way too picky. Just accept people for who they are. I beg the question, who amongst you have not sinned? Your hypocrisy shocks me. That is all.





I can't tell if you know I was being sarcastic or not? Which, by the way, I was!


I could tell, I was being facetious. I need to work on my tone so you could tell that!


I knew you were being facetious; you were using violet font. It's very pretty, by the way.


Thank you! I found the red to clash with my new avatar and it always looks so serious.
Quote by lafayettemister
Quote by TopThis
Guys, your being way to piquey. Just except people for who the are. I begs the question, who amongst you has not sinned? You're hypocrisy shocks me. Thats all.



Your comment doesn't meet our quality standards due to numerous spelling and grammar errors. I have corrected your statement below. In the future, please carefully edit your work before you submit it.

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Ladies and gentlemen, you all are being way too picky. Just accept people for who they are. I beg the question, who amongst you have not sinned? Your hypocrisy shocks me. That is all.





I can't tell if you know I was being sarcastic or not? Which, by the way, I was!


I could tell, I was being facetious. I need to work on my tone so you could tell that!
Guys, your being way to piquey. Just except people for who the are. I begs the question, who amongst you has not sinned? You're hypocrisy shocks me. Thats all.



Your comment doesn't meet our quality standards due to numerous spelling and grammar errors. I have corrected your statement below. In the future, please carefully edit your work before you submit it.

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Ladies and gentlemen, you all are being way too picky. Just accept people for who they are. I beg the question, who amongst you have not sinned? Your hypocrisy shocks me. That is all.





Good Morning!

Bud, thanks for the coffee, its a chilly 19 degrees F here this morning! I'll be sure to make more, my cup is kind of big. Tennessee?!?! Hello neighbor! Your state is touching my state. LOL.

I also lost Lush last night and the night before. I've let Gav know that he needs to get a new pedaler!

Have a great day everyone!



Can we get a "like" button? I want to be able to "like" things like the post above me. I like that!
Quote by AngelHeart01
Dirty Martini .. HANDS DOWN!!! smile


I second that motion and raise you a finger! LOL


There is a large misconception about the BDSM lifestyle. BDSM is not about control; gaining, losing, trading. It is about surrender.

Example:

Horse & Rider : WHO is really in control?
The horse is a 2,000 lb muscled animal - perfectly capable of thinking for itself.
The rider sits atop said creature, using 2 reigns to give it direction.

Anyone can purchase a horse.
Anyone can ride a horse that has been broke to a ride.
Just because you own a horse and ride it doesn't make you a cowboy.

The art of it all is in the ability to gain the horses trust so much so that it trusts you..even when subjected to new, sometimes painful experiences like crossing a river or going through briar. It takes direction from you with full faith in you. This requires time, dedication and self sacrifice on both parts. Force has no business in it.

con·trol   /kənˈtroʊl/ Show Spelled
[kuhn-trohl] Show IPA
verb, -trolled, -trol·ling, noun
–verb (used with object)
1. to exercise restraint or direction over; dominate; command.
2. to hold in check; curb: to control a horse; to control one's emotions.
3. to test or verify (a scientific experiment) by a parallel experiment or other standard of comparison.
4. to eliminate or prevent the flourishing or spread of: to control a forest fire.
5. Obsolete . to check or regulate (transactions), originally by means of a duplicate register.


So I say to you Sir, I do enjoy control for the act itself is a beautiful thing. I just wish more people knew how beautiful it truely is, instead of distorting it into something distasteful and vile.


The #1 reason that men want to show their cock is....

There is a woman waiting to see it and there is no such thing as bad press for a guy and his cock.

A guy is going to put is best foot forward, no pun intended. Since discovering their cock, men have been fascinated by it and believe that females should too. Its a bragging right. Even if it is the most pitiful representation of a cock that you have ever seen, he is counting on you to share that picture with your girlfriends -- even at the risk of hysterical laughing. He will get off on knowing that his cock is the center of attention for any group of females - how and why need not matter.

Its not all the guys fault, they are preprogrammed with it. ATTRACT, MATE, REPEAT. Evolution! Ahhh! Males from all genres of creatures do the very same thing; cuttle fish are my favorite with their fancy light shows.