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Over 90 days ago
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Quote by cuteguyhotfuck
Just a question based on prior experience with getting naked under the covers..
a pretty common scenrio in that regard is my lady exclaiming ''oh fuck i love the smell of a hard sweaty cock''
apparently its quite the turn on...
Does a bit of a natural sweaty man odour drive you wild ladies?
No. Shower first and again after.
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1. What is your Middle name?............Lynn
2. A 4 Letter Word:.............................Lily
3. Girls name:..............................Lindsey
4. Occupation.............................Librarian
5. Something you wear:...............Llingerie
6. Beverage:................................Lagrein
7. A place: ...........................Lover's Lane
8. Something you shout ..................Later!
2. A 4 Letter Word:.............................Lily
3. Girls name:..............................Lindsey
4. Occupation.............................Librarian
5. Something you wear:...............Llingerie
6. Beverage:................................Lagrein
7. A place: ...........................Lover's Lane
8. Something you shout ..................Later!
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Quote by myselfQuote by Head
try this one, lol it is a real place and it IS all one word, google it.
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch (pronounced [ˌɬanvairˌpuɬɡwɪ̈nˌɡɪ̈ɬɡoˌɡɛrəˌχwərnˌdrobuɬˌɬantɪ̈ˌsiljoˌɡoɡoˈɡoːχ] is a village and community on the island of Anglesey in Wales, situated on the Menai Strait next to the Britannia Bridge and across the strait from Bangor. The village is best known for its name, the longest place name in Europe and one of the longest place names in the world.
The short form of the village's name is Llanfairpwllgwyngyll, also spelled Llanfair Pwllgwyngyll. It is commonly known as Llanfair PG or Llanfairpwll.
The name means: St Mary's Church (Llanfair) in the hollow (pwll) of the white hazel (gwyngyll) near (goger) the rapid whirlpool (y chwyrndrobwll) and the church of St Tysilio (llantysilio) by the red cave ([a]g ogo goch).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
(listen)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ae/Cy-Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.ogg
very cool thanks : )
Apple right?
I totally missed the joke. I must read more carefully. 
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I hope everyone had a wonderful day! I had an off day, very weird wondering around in my sleepless state. I made it through, although doubtfully unscathed, despite fighting the urge to go to sleep for the better part of the day. Hopefully the purpose of fighting sleep will pay off so that I will sleep soundly tonight and be able to enjoy being fully rested before I discover the ill effects of my sleeplessness.
I will pass on the coffee tonight but a glass of wine would be lovely....tomorrow.
I will pass on the coffee tonight but a glass of wine would be lovely....tomorrow.
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in·un·dat·ed in·un·dat·ing
Definition of INUNDATE
transitive verb
1: to cover with a flood : overflow
2: overwhelm <was inundated with phone calls>
— in·un·da·tion \ˌi-(ˌ)nən-ˈdā-shən\ noun
— in·un·da·tor \ˈi-(ˌ)nən-ˌdā-tər\ noun
— in·un·da·to·ry \i-ˈnən-də-ˌtȯr-ē\ adjective
Definition of INUNDATE
transitive verb
1: to cover with a flood : overflow
2: overwhelm <was inundated with phone calls>
— in·un·da·tion \ˌi-(ˌ)nən-ˈdā-shən\ noun
— in·un·da·tor \ˈi-(ˌ)nən-ˌdā-tər\ noun
— in·un·da·to·ry \i-ˈnən-də-ˌtȯr-ē\ adjective
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Quote by amber
i dont have a problem with this
for simplicity sake, i seem to have 2 orgasms... "mini" ones and the big ones
while the big ones dont cum every time in every position, mini ones are very often
on a side note, for those who have never or have rarely had orgasms, i wonder if this wouldnt be worth a try..
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postsm264988_Clitoris-Pump.aspx#264988
noting the last reply of penny's experience with it... seems to me, like it would be just what might be needed?
sure cant hurt to try, right?
Pumps may help those with difficulty reaching their full potential. It works two ways; increasing surface area and drawing nerve endings to the surface. There are a few consequences to using the method as it is possible to remain swollen for hours afterward and if you play with your pump for too long, you will bypass an increase in pleasure and go straight to numbness. If you want to try it but you are strapped for cash with a little bit of imagination one could fabricate a similar device to explore this method without spending any money. Waste not, want not!
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Quote by Tyking85
Seriously? Really..........
Please call or text me @ *-***-***-**** Mike
Wow you are brave Mike. I can think of at least 10 really good reasons as to why you should not post personal contact information in an open forum...desperation being foremost. You know there is private messaging right?