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Over 90 days ago
Female, 45
United States

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No doubt about it. I would change sex in a heartbeat for a day. Why? Oh come on, to yeild a bonified cock for a day would be fabulous! I would spend half of the day discovering the finer points of my new physical being and the remaining time showing off what I had learned.
Guilty.

Ever came close to wrecking as a result of being masterbated by your partner?
On the 9th day of Lushmas my true love gave to me...
Nine rock hard inches...

eight chatroom trolls a trolling,
seven babes a-blowin'
Six Lush Ladies Licking,
FIVE GLASS DILDOS,
four swapping swingers,
a three some that night,
a double penetration
& her pretty ass to spank bared over my knee.
*drops 10ft bullwhip from her left hand* Say you want a spanking?
Granted but you'll hear their whisper in your ear all day.

I wish that my new friend would come back.
Yes, people are watching. I can't help but wonder if their thoughts mimic my own....exactly why are you humping my leg?
Guilty.

Have you ever used someone else's food to masterbate with?
Yes! Now I have 1 hour to find your crotch! *pulls up yellow kitchen gloves*
Yes! Now I have 1 hour to find your crotch! *pulls up yellow kitchen gloves*

EDIT: Message meant for Paramech. LOL

Guilty.

Have you ever had to go to the hospital as a result of a sex crime gone bad?
Most of our hour would be too hot for even the most addicted Lushian but you can bet that pixie dust will be used!
*long sigh as I gently sweep the hair away that has fallen in your face*
Innocent.

Have you ever traded partners with your best friend for one night?