If you thought that was good just wait until breakfast!
We're gonna need a bigger bed
No doubt about it. I would change sex in a heartbeat for a day. Why? Oh come on, to yeild a bonified cock for a day would be fabulous! I would spend half of the day discovering the finer points of my new physical being and the remaining time showing off what I had learned.
Ouch your sword is in my back!
Ouch your sword is in my back!
Guilty.
Ever came close to wrecking as a result of being masterbated by your partner?
Innocent.
Ever been in a 3some?
On the 9th day of Lushmas my true love gave to me...
Nine rock hard inches...
eight chatroom trolls a trolling,
seven babes a-blowin'
Six Lush Ladies Licking,
FIVE GLASS DILDOS,
four swapping swingers,
a three some that night,
a double penetration
& her pretty ass to spank bared over my knee.
*drops 10ft bullwhip from her left hand* Say you want a spanking?
Granted but you'll hear their whisper in your ear all day.
I wish that my new friend would come back.
Yes, people are watching. I can't help but wonder if their thoughts mimic my own....exactly why are you humping my leg?
Hold still, you're wiggling!
Guilty.
Have you ever used someone else's food to masterbate with?
Yes! Now I have 1 hour to find your crotch! *pulls up yellow kitchen gloves*
Yes! Now I have 1 hour to find your crotch! *pulls up yellow kitchen gloves*
EDIT: Message meant for Paramech. LOL
Guilty.
Have you ever had to go to the hospital as a result of a sex crime gone bad?
Most of our hour would be too hot for even the most addicted Lushian but you can bet that pixie dust will be used!
*long sigh as I gently sweep the hair away that has fallen in your face*
Innocent.
Have you ever traded partners with your best friend for one night?