There was a young man named Bates
Who danced the fandango on skates
A fall on his cutlass
Rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates
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TraceyAmes
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 61
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*edited by moderator. Too explicit for this forum*
A ideal threesome
A ideal threesome
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Quote by charl1e5
My worst one was during a job interview with my prospective manager, it was a woman and really hot! tight top and slit skirt, not sure if she noticed but I got the job
I presume you were going for a senior management position being the Head Job? Or was it as a laborer working at a wind farm. It would have been a Blow Job then.
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Ayers Rock - The largest single pebble in the world. Slap bang in the center of Australia. I have camped outside it at Urulu.
The Northern Lights, aka Aurora Borealis as viewed in Alaska
Not sure what this is, but the woman must be very uncomfortable
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Its interesting to see the new scoring system. It is always hard to find a perfect one. In the Olympic Games they have the fairest scoring system where top scores and lowest score do not count I feel if the stories were rated from say 3-5 would be fairest as some people do not like other people for some reason or their theme and purposely score a 1. A few ones will bring down anyone's average. Just food for thought Nicola and Gav. I appreciate everything you do on this wonderful site.
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An accident quite uncanny
Befell a respectable granny
She sat in her chair
While her false teeth were there
And bit herself right in her fanny
Befell a respectable granny
She sat in her chair
While her false teeth were there
And bit herself right in her fanny
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Nicola, an Australian from Lush
Trimmed her pubes like hair on a brush
While rimming her butt
She called me a slut
Making me sigh with a blush
Trimmed her pubes like hair on a brush
While rimming her butt
She called me a slut
Making me sigh with a blush
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Probably the 2 naughtiest places were at the cinema many years ago watching Legends of the Fall and in traffic. I was only sprung when a truck stopped beside me at a red light and a guy looked down through the open window and said "Do you need any help there lady?" A little embarrassing, but I shrugged it off and gave him a smile.
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Probably the 2 naughtiest places were at the cinema many years ago watching Legends of the Fall and in traffic. I was only sprung when a truck stopped beside me at a red light and a guy looked down through the open window and said "Do you need any help there lady?" A little embarrassing, but I shrugged it off and gave him a smile.
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I am about to sell my long time fantasy. I have always dreamed of being in a 3some with 2 lesbians or another couple. I have met a wonderful young lass here on Lush who is in a lesbian relationship and I am invited to come for a weeks holiday to come and stay with them. 23rd of March and counting down. There won't be too many things I haven't done after that.
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I am in the process of meeting up with a lesbian couple and it will be my first time with another woman. I have had those feelings for many years. I do not want to sound hypercritical at all, or homophobic either; but I cannot imagine being turned on with 2 guys making out. If they want to do it, its their own personal business. Just leave me out as it does not interest me at all.
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There is no sexier, titillating sensation than someone playing with mu butthole. I love being rimmed by my hubby and he does that doggy style for easier access. I can also play with my pussy lips and clitty and get my juices running. After a long foreplay, he will use my juices along with his saliva to use as a lubricant to ease his finger slowly into my butt. Once in, he can finger my butt before replacing his finger with his raging hardon. He will fuck me anally until he is nearly ready to cum. Hubby will them withdraw and fuck me with his cock and then at the same time, finger my ass, feeling his own cock thrust deep inside me. He will then shoot his full load deep inside me.
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All depends on what type of movie you are talking about.
Hollywood movies I have 2 characters I like; Indiana Jones played by Harrison Ford. Ruggedly handsome, a tower of strength, and he gets things done. The other was Archilles played by Brad Pitt in Troy. Brad is such a hunk, I really envy Angelina.
In other types of movies, any character played by Peter North or John Holmes. Their cum scenes are amazing. What a huge creampie.
Hollywood movies I have 2 characters I like; Indiana Jones played by Harrison Ford. Ruggedly handsome, a tower of strength, and he gets things done. The other was Archilles played by Brad Pitt in Troy. Brad is such a hunk, I really envy Angelina.
In other types of movies, any character played by Peter North or John Holmes. Their cum scenes are amazing. What a huge creampie.
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In Australia there are several funny names for towns, such as:
Bong Bong (NSW)
Broke (NSW) Been there plenty of times.
Chinaman's Knob (Vic)
Cock Wash (SA)
Diapur (Vic)
Innaloo (WA)
Mount Buggery (Vic) Even the dogs won't live there.
Bong Bong (NSW)
Broke (NSW) Been there plenty of times.
Chinaman's Knob (Vic)
Cock Wash (SA)
Diapur (Vic)
Innaloo (WA)
Mount Buggery (Vic) Even the dogs won't live there.
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Definitely the first kiss. I remember the hot flush that went through my body at the time. I asked myself does he love me? What do I do next? It was a feeling of euphoria which left me breathless.
I also remember my first fuck quite well too. He was rough, it hurt and I was so pleased when it was over. Okay, it was over; but I had to ask myself, sex has to be better than this? I for one did not enjoy my first time. It was when I met my next boyfriend who was my future husband that sex became enjoyable.
I also remember my first fuck quite well too. He was rough, it hurt and I was so pleased when it was over. Okay, it was over; but I had to ask myself, sex has to be better than this? I for one did not enjoy my first time. It was when I met my next boyfriend who was my future husband that sex became enjoyable.
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To write fiction you have to have a fertile and an imaginative mind. In various scenarios, you do not really know how a character acts or reacts to certain things. Good writers can create anything I guess. I can always relate to personal experiences when writing. You can recall events, moods, how you felt at the time, how other people react and interact. By writing from personal experiences and embellishing certain points, you can re-enact the euphoria, the pathos, the despair, the melancholy, and other moods that you have experienced. These moods can thus be articulated and presented to the reader who can share what you have gone through.
In short, actual experiences are far easier to write about than fiction.
In short, actual experiences are far easier to write about than fiction.
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There is a location, a railway station in Wales that is rather hard to remember and impossible to pronounce. The name of the place is:
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
Try getting your head or tongue around that one.
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
Try getting your head or tongue around that one.
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X-ray vision would be great. You could suss out a guys package, or see whether a chic is shaved or natural bushy.
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If you call a husband a fuck-buddy then I can give a definitive answer as I do not stray. There are many times when I am having my period and he is as horny as hell and wants sex. I am only too happy to oblige. The best solution is to place a plastic sheet over the mattress as per bed wetters and a towel over the plastic. That way the mattress does not get damaged and both people can have happy uninhibited sex. The only thing he will not do of course is to indulge in oral sex. Anal sex is also another great alternative.
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Yes I certainly would. I have already met a wonderful lass here on Lush. After getting to know her and her partner, we have started chatting on the phone now. Things look very promising for a 3some and it will happen sooner rather than later.
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3 hours ago. I woke up needing a pee and hubby is still out to it. Its now 1.37 am and I had better get back to bed.
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Quote by ShyVixen
Do other women struggle masturbating standing up?
Yes I do. Legs have to be either too far apart and get tired very easily; or as I start to orgasm, my legs get very weak and shake and I become very unsteady.
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As everyone already knows, the CIA were 100% responsible for the deaths of Marilyn Monroe, JFK and all the people killed on 9/11; so that is no longer a question.
The only real question left is when Armageddon will come as described in the biblical book of Revelation at Revelation Chapter 16 Verse 16: "And they gathered then together to the place that is called in Hebrew Ha-Ma-ged'on".
Only God knows the answer to that question. So if you want to survive through Armageddon (English pronunciation and not Hebrew), then be nice to everyone and be good if you want to survive; especially Nicola and the rest of the Lush administrators.
The only real question left is when Armageddon will come as described in the biblical book of Revelation at Revelation Chapter 16 Verse 16: "And they gathered then together to the place that is called in Hebrew Ha-Ma-ged'on".
Only God knows the answer to that question. So if you want to survive through Armageddon (English pronunciation and not Hebrew), then be nice to everyone and be good if you want to survive; especially Nicola and the rest of the Lush administrators.
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Without a doubt it has to be Fritz the Cat. It was the first X rated cartoon released and that was way back in 1972. I was __ years old at the time but first got to watch it about 190 years later. It is hilarious and well worth downloading and watching. Highly recommended.
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There are various factors regarding this question. Firstly I need to cover up in winter so nudity or prolonged nudity is out of the question then. In summer I am always naked in the bedroom and en-suite after showering and applying makeup. With my son now married and living elsewhere, nudity is not really an issue. My daughter has seen me naked that many times it is natural to her. Appropriately, my hubby is always clothed around my daughter, as he should be. Late evening when my hubby or I need a snack or a drink, I will go to the kitchen naked. There is absolutely no point in putting off a robe, walk 20 meters and then going back to take it off again.
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I have been relatively lucky regarding back pain. If I go anywhere formally, play golf or tennis, I will wear a bra. Generally in summer I do not wear a bra, just a tank-top. Only time I dis have any pain from my back was in my second pregnancy with my daughter. The extra weight in front plus swelling breasts caused some discomfort. I think by keeping fit and not being overweight helps a lot. You do not have to diet, just eat sensibly.