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Over 90 days ago
Male, 61
Canada
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Guys...
What is a pick up line or a come onto play that you've witnessed working for other guys...but when you tried it out, it backfired??
Growing up, I had a friend who would scope out a table of women at a bar or club. His play was to approach the table and ask them all to dance, breaking the ice, thus hoping at least one would dance with him. I've seen him do this over and over with success.
When I tried it while on vacation...I got slammed with the reply, "Hey! We're here to have a good time"!
So, I did what every mature guy would do...I got drunk, put my tail between my legs and went to a different bar...
What is a pick up line or a come onto play that you've witnessed working for other guys...but when you tried it out, it backfired??
Growing up, I had a friend who would scope out a table of women at a bar or club. His play was to approach the table and ask them all to dance, breaking the ice, thus hoping at least one would dance with him. I've seen him do this over and over with success.
When I tried it while on vacation...I got slammed with the reply, "Hey! We're here to have a good time"!
So, I did what every mature guy would do...I got drunk, put my tail between my legs and went to a different bar...
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Say...for example, there was a Devil...I would walk straight up to him and kick him square in the nuts...which I'm sure would negate any fantasy which would have been bestowed upon me...I'm sure all bets would be off, I'd live an eternity in hell...but damn, it would be worth it...at least for bragging rights...
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I like a woman to be as into the fucking as I am...right from the start, the intro, the teasing, the foreplay...nothing is worse than a woman who is not recipricating, just laying there taking it all, not a sound because they were raised to not enjoy the experience...no variety of positions because they were raised that sex is dirty...just get into it, enjoy it, experiment, let your hair down and go, go, go...don't be afraid to trust, to give yourself...but respond, be vocal, be agressive and passive...share the experience.