Tough one....I'll go for sweet
bagels or muffins?
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UtahBrit
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 72
United States
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Advanced Wordsmith
Wow, that's enough purple to last me for a while!
Three was a previous post started with a list of about 15 or so pairs of words like these, but I can't find it. Can anybody help?
As Martini said above, the "Common Errors" link is just a teensy-weensy bit long and involved for my purpose
Three was a previous post started with a list of about 15 or so pairs of words like these, but I can't find it. Can anybody help?
As Martini said above, the "Common Errors" link is just a teensy-weensy bit long and involved for my purpose
Advanced Wordsmith
D'ohhhh....never mind Gillian, I'm guessing its the one with 29, 559 views....
I'm usually not this stupid, honest!
"You show me yours and I'll show you mine" That's what I said to my 13 year old cousin one Christmas! I was 13 too, we were at that inquisitive age, but that's another story. Well, no,not a story in here...lol
I'm usually not this stupid, honest!
"You show me yours and I'll show you mine" That's what I said to my 13 year old cousin one Christmas! I was 13 too, we were at that inquisitive age, but that's another story. Well, no,not a story in here...lol
Advanced Wordsmith
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/theres-something-about-my-sons.aspx
Thanks for your encouraging comments Ping. You are not obligated to read all 753 chapters! (kidding)
The link disappears when you post, so I'm testing alternative options
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/theres-something-about-my-sons.aspx
Thanks for your encouraging comments Ping. You are not obligated to read all 753 chapters! (kidding)
The link disappears when you post, so I'm testing alternative options
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/theres-something-about-my-sons.aspx
Advanced Wordsmith
Some delightful comments here. I'm a little confused though. Judging from some of the posts, I assume we're talking about any and all naughty chat and not just chat-window naughty chat or cybersex? (includes Messenger, etc., etc.)
Clarification anybody? I think the two are very different situations - or do you disagree?
Clarification anybody? I think the two are very different situations - or do you disagree?
Advanced Wordsmith
Thanks, ocean. No wonder I didn't recognize RR!
Rather than bother you, I shall enquire of my favourite mod where it appears, and bank-wire her $500 to make sure she adds it to my next story!
I have this delightful image of someone with 20 tabs open on your stories, madly clicking away at "5", "exit", "5", "exit", "5", "exit", ........you think they were reading your stories rather than just voting haphazardly? perhaps they were desperate to get another badge?
thanks again for the education.
Rather than bother you, I shall enquire of my favourite mod where it appears, and bank-wire her $500 to make sure she adds it to my next story!
I have this delightful image of someone with 20 tabs open on your stories, madly clicking away at "5", "exit", "5", "exit", "5", "exit", ........you think they were reading your stories rather than just voting haphazardly? perhaps they were desperate to get another badge?
thanks again for the education.
Advanced Wordsmith
Fascinating thread! Oh sorry, is that a meaningless comment? (joke)
I offer several "newbie" comments...
- I agree with others above that anonymous voting is the way to go. I must say I'm a little surprised at the number of childish people in Lush that whine about critical comments or low scores! Sadly, I admit to being privately disappointed when I don't get a 5, but in truth, my stories probably rate no more than a 2 or 3 at best. I'm loathe to give a 4, certainly never give a lower number, preferring to simply avoid voting. Yes, I know it's wrong and I'm part of the problem, but it looks like a lot of us are in the same boat. Having said that, my votes are an equal combination of the quality of grammar/spelling/construction and the "arousal quotient". I have a fairly accurate arousal meter upon which I rely extensively.
- The majority of my comments are short and sweet. I strongly disagree with the poster above that says that "Nice story!" is a meaningless comment.
Lastly, please translate the following Lushspeak for me: streak-voting? RR?
I offer several "newbie" comments...
- I agree with others above that anonymous voting is the way to go. I must say I'm a little surprised at the number of childish people in Lush that whine about critical comments or low scores! Sadly, I admit to being privately disappointed when I don't get a 5, but in truth, my stories probably rate no more than a 2 or 3 at best. I'm loathe to give a 4, certainly never give a lower number, preferring to simply avoid voting. Yes, I know it's wrong and I'm part of the problem, but it looks like a lot of us are in the same boat. Having said that, my votes are an equal combination of the quality of grammar/spelling/construction and the "arousal quotient". I have a fairly accurate arousal meter upon which I rely extensively.
- The majority of my comments are short and sweet. I strongly disagree with the poster above that says that "Nice story!" is a meaningless comment.
Lastly, please translate the following Lushspeak for me: streak-voting? RR?
Advanced Wordsmith
So, I assume we're all comfortable with the popular and oft-quoted answer "Size doesn't matter, it's how you use it", or the several amusing variations on that theme. I have nothing to add in case I accidentally give away some personal information that a few women might use against me in here!
However I must make three comments:
1) Well done Nix!
2) I just got silveranode's comment...brilliant!
3) Who the fuck measures themselves, especially the depth of female genitalia?
However I must make three comments:
1) Well done Nix!
2) I just got silveranode's comment...brilliant!
3) Who the fuck measures themselves, especially the depth of female genitalia?
Advanced Wordsmith
Commenting for myself, a normal healthy bloke with a serious weakness for women in high heels, and a connoisseur of "perfect bottoms and legs", I would definitely side with you. I admire and enjoy the delectable image in front of me with no thoughts of undressing the woman.
I'm sure I get a few "He's a lying bastard" comments for my position......Ah well, c'est la vie!
I'm sure I get a few "He's a lying bastard" comments for my position......Ah well, c'est la vie!
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Doesn't everybody watch "Miracle on 34th St every Christmas?
Other than that, "Goldfinger" would have to be the single movie I've seen more often than any other. I never tire of the early Bond movies!
Bond: "Do you expect me to talk?"
Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die"
Riveting stuff!
Other than that, "Goldfinger" would have to be the single movie I've seen more often than any other. I never tire of the early Bond movies!
Bond: "Do you expect me to talk?"
Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die"
Riveting stuff!
