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VanGogh
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Female
0 miles · Vancouver
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Sarcastic Coffee Aficionado
Lemon Almond Cake
Ingredients
Wet:
4 eggs
¾ cup light tasting olive oil
Juice and zest of 3 lemons
¼ cup crème fraiche* (or whipping cream)
Dry:
1 ½ cups all-purpose flour
1 cup ground almonds
½ cup granulated sugar
2 tsp baking powder
½ tsp baking soda
Instructions
Pre-heat oven to 375°F.
In a bowl, combine all dry ingredients and set aside.
In another bowl, combine lemon juice, zest and crème fraiche and set aside.
In stand mixer (or with hand mixer), beat eggs until light and fluffy.
While still beating, slowly stream in oil until combined.
Alternate beating dry and wet ingredients into egg mixture until combined.
Beat for 30 more seconds.
Let batter stand for 15 minutes.
Add to well-greased 8-inch cake pan.
Bake in centre of oven for 5 minutes before reducing heat to 325°F for remaining 30-35 minutes.
Allow cake to fully cool before adding toppings.
Topping
Ingredients
¾ cup of crème fraiche*, whipped (or whipping cream)
3 tbsp of granulated sugar
Blackberries
Toasted, slivered almonds
Instructions
Whip crème fraiche until medium peaks.
Add sugar and whip until stiff peaks.
Use to top cake along with blackberries and almonds.
*Crème fraiche is a more decadent form of sour cream. Just like whipping cream, it can be whipped into a light and airy accoutrement. You can find it by the sour cream in almost any grocery store.
Sarcastic Coffee Aficionado
Quote by Ryario_Darkstar
However the problem is I barely felt anything
ok ... I have to ask ... what do you mean you barely felt anything? were you wearing a condom??
this leads to other questions ....
when you masturbate, do you feel the skin of your hand on your cock?
when you entered her vagina, did you feel the slippery warm wet around your cock? (perhaps not because of the condom, if you wore one)
perhaps she was TOO loose? (hate to say that)
maybe try anal ... that may be tighter ... you'd feel that!
what about when you get a blowjob - do you feel that?? the pressure of the mouth, tongue, sucking??
.... gosh ... lots of questions!!
Sarcastic Coffee Aficionado
Cinco de Mayo Drink .... Cheers!!
Makes one ... so double this baby up ...
2 1/2 oz white tequila
1 oz grenadine syrup
1 oz lime juice
Shake well with lots of ice. Strain into glass. Garnish with fresh lime wedge if desired.
(to be honest, I made a pitcher ... hehehe)
Makes one ... so double this baby up ...
2 1/2 oz white tequila
1 oz grenadine syrup
1 oz lime juice
Shake well with lots of ice. Strain into glass. Garnish with fresh lime wedge if desired.
(to be honest, I made a pitcher ... hehehe)
Sarcastic Coffee Aficionado
There is nothing like a lazy and VERY WARM Sunday, when you have a meal cooking all day in the crock pot and the aroma of food is in the air (or coming home from work on a weeknight and having dinner ready when you get home). it is great over rice, with multi-grain chips, topped with grated cheddar cheese. This makes a lot and it is even better the next day for lunch!
Crock Pot Chicken Taco Chili
Ingredients:
1 onion, chopped
1 16-oz can black beans
1 16-oz can kidney beans
1 8-oz can tomato sauce
10 oz package frozen corn kernels
2 14.5-oz cans diced tomatoes w/chilies
1 packet taco seasoning
1 tbsp cumin
1 tbsp chili powder
24 oz (3-4) boneless skinless chicken breasts
chili peppers, chopped (optional)
1/4 cup chopped fresh cilantro
Directions:
Combine beans, onion, chili peppers, corn, tomato sauce, cumin, chili powder and taco seasoning in a slow cooker. Place chicken on top and cover. Cook on low for 10 hours or on high for 6 hours. Half hour before serving, remove chicken and shred. Return chicken to slow cooker and stir in. Top with fresh cilantro. Also try it with grated cheese (and sour cream).
Sarcastic Coffee Aficionado
Quote by caman57
why do women call them selfs slut,i so hate that term
good question ... why do some women call themselves Slut?
I would imagine it depends on the connotation of how /with whom one labels themselves "slut" to. Many would call themselves a "slut" to their SO ... just because it's a little naughty, dirty and exposed.
Maybe it's because they truly think that title is not derogatory or negative - and they are proud of that title.
Sarcastic Coffee Aficionado
Quote by WellMadeMale
Women fuck - up & sideways, they don't fuck - down. And more power to 'em, I say.
We men...we want to fuck up, sideways, down, crossways, ourselves, your mother, sister, cousins, etc...
Them's the rules.
*laughing!! exactly!!
to answer the question .... myself - never.
Most women are NOT like men ... we just can't fuck anything/anyonne ... though, having said that, I am always surprised with some forums/profiles on here that prove me wrong.
