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VanGogh
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VanGogh
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If in the middle of the night is considered lights off .... then that is the only time for me.

Otherwise, I like to see!!
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VanGogh
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the first uncut cock I encountered was surprising.

I preferred it hard ... soft it kinda looked sad and sad.

but as Belle has said ... it really is about how it's used ... though aestetically, I prefer a cut cock.
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VanGogh
Sarcastic Coffee Aficionado
I am in agreement with many that the guy's cock is NOT their selling feature.

And this is a big one (hahaha) ....

Quote by Dancing_Doll

With that said... To the guys that are tempted to use their dick as their wallpaper - magnified to the point where I can see the hair follicles of your pubes - please don't. It's just nasty.


There are actually far and few between of a cock that is beautiful.
What makes a cock beautiful is the man attached to it.
Otherwise, "a cock is a cock is a cock" (my apologies to Gertrude Stein).
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VanGogh
Sarcastic Coffee Aficionado
Quote by WellMadeMale
I had to learn something new today. Thanks for that. I've never heard of anyone placing an adhesive bandaid or elastoplast upon their labia to keep them closed & preventing leakage.


holy moly .... I just cracked up laughing .... omygod!! hahahahaha!

(jsyk - my bandaids are strictly for paper cuts!! honest!!)

this has to be one of the unintended most funny thread on here!

fuck, CrazyDiamond .... I snorted when I saw your reply!!

omg ... hahahaha
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VanGogh
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funerals are like weddings .... the sky is the limit
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VanGogh
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Quote by JohnC
Most phone accounts allow you to block numbers.


this ... though my provider does not block numbers ... so it was easy just to get a new number.

also, change her acct name .... and DON'T share it with strangers!!
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VanGogh
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Quote by WellMadeMale
It's never been rocket science...with a little patience on your part and your comprehension skills & manual dexterity, it might even be fun.


I'd rather drink and watch YOU build it!
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VanGogh
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neither .... eventually it will start to chaff ....

I'd rather wear none than wet ones.

Btw ... have you ever had wet socks that you couldn't take off and dry .... how did the skin on your feet feel after 5 or 8 or 10 hours??
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VanGogh
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"You make me feel like" ....... I really can do this ... and you inspire me to DO IT! ... thank you, Sailor!
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VanGogh
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a true hangover (thank GOD I haven't had one in a few years) means JUST KILL ME - and not sexually!

yeah ... I am not a horny hangover person .... more of a horny tipsy lady while having some drinks!
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VanGogh
Sarcastic Coffee Aficionado
a little Glenlivet to kick off the weekend!!

*sips*

Cheers!
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VanGogh
Sarcastic Coffee Aficionado
homemade baked macaroni & cheeses .... a mix of Canadian cheddar, asiago, monty jack and jalapeno jack; with a side of spicy sausages and cucumber salad.
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