A teleportation button would be nice.
Right with you, Hera. About of the third of my way through the coffeepot.
The night sky. The moon. The sound of crickets. Books. Music. Dancing. Conversation. Cats. Helping my kids with their homework. Snow. Rain. Sunsets. Baseball.
Pump It Up - Elvis Costello
Our house is 128 years old, and every kid of the block swears it is haunted (including my own). I do not, though I believe in ghosts. If I ever saw one, we'd move out in a heartbeat.
Sights for your eyes only.
Led Zeppelin. Let's just say some formative sexual experiences happened with them as the soundtrack.
Dear dog next door -
Please shut the fuck up.
Fondly,
- Guy next door who is seriously considering shooting you
I am paying my taxes one full day earlier than I have to!
She left, right? What's the issue?
And yeah, how is she getting in and out?
Are you sure you aren't just wanting to brag about fucking a cute 22 year old who buys you dinner and stays all week because you are just so darned adorable?
Yeah, I'd be interested in knowing this too. I love to give and receive this. However, I once asked a girl to do this and she asked me if I was gay. A stupidly narrow-minded thing for her to say, but I've been a little shy about asking ever since.
Ha! Only one? Let's go with self absorption.
Joelle van Dyne from Infinite Jest. aka “The Prettiest Girl of All Time” (P.G.O.A.T.), aka Madame Psychosis.
I am taking this day by the horns and turning it around (do days have horns?).
well fucked (is that a mood?)
Yes, flirting, even without the intent of having sex with someone, is crossing a line if you don't want your partner to catch you doing it. I don't know that it's cheating. But it's being duplicitous, and disrespectful toward the relationship. And thus wrong. 
