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Laughs--double fisting the site--active in rooms and threads.
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His search history is all about double fisting.



Calling being active in both the chat rooms and the threads as "double fisting" the site made me laugh. Okay, cringe a little too. But mostly laugh.
“Think you’re escaping and run into yourself. Longest way round is the shortest way home.” - James Joyce
If Sunny is interested I would be glad to have some coffee with her. She can speak French and I can pretend to understand.
On. And keep some of it on. Especially if ripping is allowed. smile
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I collect memories



That's a very sweet sentiment, Tonya. Thank you for getting Bertha up and running.

So this is the time of year the homeowner's association puts out dumpsters for spring cleaning. The dumpsters get filled up, they bring more. Youngest cleaned and organized our garage, and LJ has had crap stored in her garage since she moved, so I spent a lot of time throwing crap into dumpsters yesterday. No, we are not done. But we have two weeks to do it. My back is not amused.

I'd love a cup of coffee Tonya!
Sorry today kinda sucked, Sara. The good news: tomorrow is starting in a few hours. smile

Serious congrats on the EP Elliot. I will make a point to stop by and read it.

Enjoyed your comp entry, Bill. Definitely a product of your trademark wit. Nice story.

Vanessa, the idea of someone trying to get off silently with a squeaky-toy vibrator makes me laugh. There's a story in that.

Two fingers of Carl's Jamesons, please.

I'll just leave this here. SO. FRIKKIN. PSYCHED.
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Oh man...What have I gotten myself into?
So I collect vintage rubber toys ( go on..lol ) of the squeaky variety ( there see not dirty, because dildos don't squeak!! ) I also collect dolls ( not..those kind ) and of course all toys relating to horror movies smile

I need a drink after saying all that


A squeaking dildo would be kind of fun though! Right up to the point it got incredibly annoying.

Cool collections! I have a few cheap Japanese monster toys, a few Hexbugs (little toy robots), a few Pez dispensers. Probably the biggest collection I have is of cool rocks (a trait I share with LJ, and one of the first things we bonded over).

About to fork over bux for tix to Little Shop of Horrors this morning. Never seen it, but loved the movie.

Thanks for making coffee Carl. I'd love some.
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Hey Everyone!
Seeker that is pretty cool, I actually collect vintage toys though I rarely say that on here I learned after I first joined that people thought I meant vintage vibes.

Also I meant to thank you for voting and commenting on my story!

I'd love some coffee


Tell us about your vintage toy collection! We promise to only make a few vintage vibe jokes. I have a few vintage toys myslef, though not enough to be called a collection.

Beer me! Work is over!
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I can't believe this is such a big thing lol. I always thought it was just verbal and sprite being weird lol


I'm ALWAYS weird. But there really is a huge sub-culture behind it. The sci-fi story (almost no sex) I just wrote tangentially has to do with the tentacled thing I wrote about in Beneath. And ANOTHER writer I know is gunning for the same anthology using the same mythology.

SO WEIRD that tentacle stories are showng up in Lush threads and elsewhere these last few days. Synchronicity.....
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Hey guys, my gf has tentacle sex fantasy. She imagines being on days hike wearing hiking leggings, white crop top, boots, backpack etc.. imagines not being completely stripped of clothing but more the tentacles/creatures find way under her clothing, lubing her up with a slime or sticky substance. Find way into some sorta weird cave slips into it or sometimes images she slips into gap like a worm hole into different world! She watches a lot 3d stuff online but says its the same... Just wondering if theres anyone who could write her up her own story along these lines??

Thanks!


I wouldn't be able to wite it, but I'd definately read it! It's a cool genre! You should REALLY try to write it yourself. The mods here (the ones who post thee stories) would help you with getting grammar and stuff right.
In my experience: yes and yes. And I agree with Gabriel, it's absolutely not a precursor to anal. That whole area is so sexy to lick and suck and explore and toy and play (clearly I am a fan).
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Tearing a girls panties off. You know, they don't rip all that easily after all


This, exactly! I tried to rip a girl's panties off and ended up knocking her onto the floor (and not in a good way). She was not amused.

We did recover. smile
I play the Theremin. And not very well. smile I CAN play the theme to Star Trek, Amazing Grace and Rocket Man, though.
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But... but... I brought pie.

Reese, a few things:

Write what inspires you. If you feel like writing sequels, write sequels. Those characters are fresh in your mind and you may have visions of where you want to go with that story and those characters. Or, write something new, as others have suggested. Doesn't matter, but write what you want to write, for you and only you, and write what inspires you.

I don't publicly defend many, but I will now.

You were rude and unkind to Rachel. You've not been here that long; she has. She has helped so many, with so many things from writing, as per this thread, to serious life-and-death matters, and everything in between. If she posts on a thread, it means that she's interested in helping; interested in offering advice that we should all be grateful for and should listen to. Just because she sometimes uses humor to relay her message, does not invalidate her offering. Look for the subtext. Suggesting to write something out of your comfort zone is an essential exercise when one wants to improve their writing abilities. I too wrote a tentacle sex story several years ago (before it was a thing), then re-posted it when I returned. I think it's called Space Camping or something stupid like that. A tentacle sex story won a competition. Her comment was not out of line, and she has been consistent with that specific suggestion.

I'm not going to say that you owe her an apology, but I will say that you were way out-of-line. She may be a cat-loving, latex-wearing, skanky so-and-so from the Pacific Northwest, but she's our cat-loving, latex-wearing, skanky so-and-so from the Pacific Northwest. And we are privileged to have her on our side. You would better serve yourself as a budding writer and Lush community member if she was another arrow in your quiver. That does sound very sexual, doesn't it?


From one over-inflated ego to another, don't take yourself so seriously. At least, not publicly. We don't win Pulitzer's here. I've tried and tried, and I can't even get a top three finish in a competition, but I'll continue to try. So many haven't. But I'm not delusional. I can't write with the style, eloquence, and grace of a BrownCoffee or Fuzzyblue or Frank-Lee (his poems are amazing, btw) At some point, what I've written will hopefully resonate with the judges. But until then... I'll keep trying.

Reese, you did not need to start this thread. You could have just messaged your friends and/or writers that you respect. Most, if not all, would have responded. But rather, you chose to go public. Starting a thread is an invitation to everyone. So, please and thank you are apropos. As someone once shared with me after my son was born, they said that everyone has an opinion. Listen to everything and then incorporate what you feel works best for you. There is no need to dismiss comments, advice, or suggestions that you may feel are flippant or off topic. If you open your mind and look, you'll see that inspiration is everywhere. You can find something beneficial in everything.

When you get to the stage where Beffer and many others are, and I too have dozens of started but unfinished stories, you'll then have a whole different writing challenge. In the meantime, be nice to Sprite. She did not deserve your response. She was not rude to you. You should not have been rude to her.

Think on this: What's worse than getting feedback that you may not understand or agree with?

Not getting any feedback at all because people don't give a rat fuck about you.


Word.

I'm the guy who wrote a tentacle story that won a comp, and it grew out of sprite's suggestion, the same one she gave you. It stretched my writing muscles and made me a better writer. sprite was not making fun of you, she was trying to help you.

I wrrote two REALLY crappy tentacles stories before I wrote a good one. It took time and work and a couple of failures to learn how to do it right.

This is supposed to be a community of writers working together to help each other, not pull each other down.

I am genuinely sorry if you felt attacked. I do not think that was the intent.
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I literally laughed out loud at that. smile

Sadly, in the 15 years I've had it, it has lost it's ability to roar, batteries or no batteries. It's eyes light up, though!
Coffee and mini-Easter eggs! What a way to start the day! Thanks Cyn and Bill!

I like to think of today as half-price Easter candy day. I will find some excuse to go to Walgreen's today and grab some.

After a gorgeous sunny weekend, tempuratures are down into the 40s. Brrr.

Enjoy your Monday everyone!
I proposed to LJ two years ago today.

I think the best example of why she is the girl for me is that yesterday we went to THREE DIFFERENT BATTERY STORES looking for a weird, Japanese battery for my weird Japanese Godzilla toy, which I've owned for like 15 years and have never found a battery for, until now.

It's like I am the weird Japanese Godzilla toy, and she is the battery that keeps me running.

Vodka on the rocks for her, bourbon on the rocks for me.

Hope everyone had an egg-cellent Easter.
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*Narrows eyes, leans in close and whispers*

Oh, you're heading for a smacked bottom too...


YES! All my plans are falling into place. smile
Small, but it's not as if I'm choosy. smile

Pretty face or hot body?
No one thing - it's just shaping up to be a really nice day!
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LOOK AT THE LIST! IT'S A WHOLE LIST FOR PEOPLE TO LOOK AT. THERE ARE NAMES ON IT AND SPACES. PICK A SPACE. NOT A NAME.

THE LIST, PEOPLE. CHECK THE LIST! WE MADE IT EASY. THE LIST

(next person who doesn't check the list is getting spanked )


Jeez. It's still morning. Why you gotta yell?

I'll take February 30, 1965. I looked at the list, it's not taken.
Thanks for the set-up, lovely Curvy.

Thanks for the donuts, Carl. Glad to hear your Royals beat the Yankees. I hate the Yenkees with a passion bordering on lunacy. The only World Series game I've ever gone to, or likely will ever go to--was Yankees/Mets in 2000, and Derek Fucking Jeter hit the FIRST PITCH out of the park. Shea stadium was a quiet as a tomb the entire game.

Still haunts my dreams.

New Serious Moonlight story out on Amazon today. Sexhair (coincidentlly one of LJ's many nicknmes): https://www.amazon.com/Sexhair-Serious-Moonlight-J-Cain-ebook/dp/B07QTFM2JB/

Köffee please.
I hit the ground running this morning and didn't even stop in for my morning kôffee. Any donuts left?

Sorry I missed that cat fight between sprite and Hannah. Meow.

I'll have a beer. Make it a beer and a shot.
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I was home schooled, so... NOPE!



That explains SO MUCH.

Not in high school. My Acting teacher freshman year of college was crazy hot. Fantasized about her often.
"Memory believes before knowing remembers." - William Faulkner