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In real life this leaves a huge mess, and is very hard to clean up. Maple syrup too. Just saying.
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Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Morning all. Cool mug, Bill! Once you find a good coffee mug, NEVER let it go. A good coffee mug is heard to find.
Snowy here. Totally unnecessary two hour school delay. Not that I''m complaining. It's COLD out.
I think I'm pretty caught up on comp enties, but I'll go back and check. Good spate of entires.
I miss Layla. Wah.
Köffee please.
Snowy here. Totally unnecessary two hour school delay. Not that I''m complaining. It's COLD out.
I think I'm pretty caught up on comp enties, but I'll go back and check. Good spate of entires.
I miss Layla. Wah.
Köffee please.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
A Star is Born is old school Hollywood moviemaking at its best, and Gaga is so authentic in that role. The grocery store parking lot scene where she sings for him alone is worth the price of admission. And Sam Eliot! And Dave Chapelle! I haven't seen to many of the other movies, but this is the kind of movie that deserves a sweep.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by Sweet_Reese
Would you like me to come read you a bedtime story?
Sure. Sadly, I am reading Erabus, which is about a British naval disaster in the 1800s with everyone ultimately dying of exposure, starvation, and scurvy. I'm on page 247. See you soon.
Seriously it really is a good book. Michael Palin, of Monty Python fame, wrote it.
Time for that burrbin.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by curvygalore
I seem to be relatively up on my reading. Was so exciting to read Jeff's first e-book of Serious Moonlight (I'll try to work out how to leave a review, given the 'wrong area' issues!). I also have read Reese's latest which was lovely, plus any Rumplaters' comp entries, with Larry's terrific story being the most recent. I think I deserve another beer for such uncharacteristic efficiency!
(*Trying not to grovel*) I'd love a review! The upside of amazon is a (slightly) wider audience, the downside is no comments (so far)!
Tea please. With Layla gone, I may be hitting the burrbin in a few hours.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Thanks for getting things up and running, Unquenchable One. I'll take care of those kitty ears for you if you want. 
Sorry about the block Grace. I was recently in a similar funk, but I am writing two stories now, with an eye on a third. Just battle past it and keep putting down words, is my advice. Your wiriting will suck, but after awhile it will suck slightly less. Works for me anyway.
I have to work today, because I took MLK Day off in January too. Works for me. Given all the Presidents since MLK, I'll happliy take Martin any day.
I miss Layla. Wah. Gonna be a long week. Maybe she'll watch TV with me over the phone tonight.
Tonya, I did discover you! Give Chris my regards, and makes sure he knows we are thinking of him.
Annie of the very fetching avatar - send me some summer too. It snowed last night.
In the meantime, köffee please.
Sorry about the block Grace. I was recently in a similar funk, but I am writing two stories now, with an eye on a third. Just battle past it and keep putting down words, is my advice. Your wiriting will suck, but after awhile it will suck slightly less. Works for me anyway.
I have to work today, because I took MLK Day off in January too. Works for me. Given all the Presidents since MLK, I'll happliy take Martin any day.
I miss Layla. Wah. Gonna be a long week. Maybe she'll watch TV with me over the phone tonight.
Tonya, I did discover you! Give Chris my regards, and makes sure he knows we are thinking of him.
Annie of the very fetching avatar - send me some summer too. It snowed last night.
In the meantime, köffee please.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
It's just a sign you've given life to your characters and people want more. That's a good thing.
With multi-part stories your reading audience nearly always goes dwn with each installment. Diminishing returns. But if that's what you wanna write, do it - I wrote about the same couple for like two years.
With multi-part stories your reading audience nearly always goes dwn with each installment. Diminishing returns. But if that's what you wanna write, do it - I wrote about the same couple for like two years.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by sprite
*pops a single claw out and raises an eyebrow, just in case*
Dude, what is your deal with kitties? Do you you think kitties are like, sexually arousing or something? To each their own, but that is SICK! VP Pence would be very disappointed. I'll pray for you.
Tonya, thank you SO MUCH for plugging my first book on FB! That was very cool of you. Seales were underwhelming, but it's only the first book, with 51 to go, so I am unconcerned. I'm playing the long game here (he said, trying to sound confident and not betray the fact he checks the sales dashboard every five minutes).
I see we have some more Rump-specific comp entires. I will get to some stories tonight, and maybe do some reading over at the hyacinthum site. Layla is gone for the next week and a half, visiting family and getting the last of her things from home, so I am left with time on my hands.
Burrbin, two fingers, preferably some of that fine licker Fuzzy brought in.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by curvygalore
Sorry!I did try. Let me buy you a coffee, or something stronger!
Maybe it's the National Emergency Trump declared. No Mexicans in! No porn out! Build the wall!!!
Let me buy YOU a beer, for a) trying to buy my book, and 2) letting me know of problems with selling the book overseas.
It's noon, what the hell, I will join Curvy in having a beer.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by curvygalore
I'm not the best at this here technical stuff, but I understand that the front page release date of Frank Lee's story Monster has been pushed back to April, due to all his stories released from the vault coming back on to the front page. If that makes sense...It is an amazing story Rumps, so I hope your patrons follow your link!
I'm loving all the jokes here! Must be beer time by now.
On a side note, Jeff, I tried to buy your book on Amazon, but they wouldn't let me as I'm not American. Bah!
What? Huh? It is set up for world-wide sales! What message did you get?
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
And we are live! For about an hour now.
This is exciting!
The book:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07GY4631Y/
Buy it! Read it! Leave a review!
EDIT: Early glitch! I got an early warning from the lovely and talented Curvygalore, that there were issues buying the book on Amazon UK. I used a link that my writing group suggested - https://books2read.com/ - that allows you to use a universal link, and lets the buyer see all the e-stores selling the book. It worked! And thanks to the kind and generous community here at Lush, I can confirm that German and Ausrailian Amazon's carry the book too. Yay! Bullet dodged!
ANOTHER EDIT: I tried to run a Facebook ad, and they turned it down, saying it's against the TOS to promote sexual content. They didn't take down the page, just didn't allow the ad. So advertising through FB is not an option, if you are looking to publish.
Okay, I'll quit obsessing now. Or more accurately, quit obsessing publicly.
This is exciting!
The book:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07GY4631Y/
Buy it! Read it! Leave a review!
EDIT: Early glitch! I got an early warning from the lovely and talented Curvygalore, that there were issues buying the book on Amazon UK. I used a link that my writing group suggested - https://books2read.com/ - that allows you to use a universal link, and lets the buyer see all the e-stores selling the book. It worked! And thanks to the kind and generous community here at Lush, I can confirm that German and Ausrailian Amazon's carry the book too. Yay! Bullet dodged!
ANOTHER EDIT: I tried to run a Facebook ad, and they turned it down, saying it's against the TOS to promote sexual content. They didn't take down the page, just didn't allow the ad. So advertising through FB is not an option, if you are looking to publish.
Okay, I'll quit obsessing now. Or more accurately, quit obsessing publicly.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Hey all! Hope you had a happy Valentine's Day! Ours was lovely.
Serious Moonlight is launched! Book is up! Not much action so far, but everythiing was automatd to send only about an hour ago. Anyway. I will be checking numbers obsessively today. It is linked up in the sig line, below. 99 cents! Or, you can just mail me a quarter.
A grasshopper walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender slides one over and says, you know we have a drink named after you. The grasshopper says, you have a drink named Melvin?
Köffee please.
Serious Moonlight is launched! Book is up! Not much action so far, but everythiing was automatd to send only about an hour ago. Anyway. I will be checking numbers obsessively today. It is linked up in the sig line, below. 99 cents! Or, you can just mail me a quarter.
A grasshopper walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender slides one over and says, you know we have a drink named after you. The grasshopper says, you have a drink named Melvin?
Köffee please.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by CuriousAnnie
But (with apologies to our English patrons) I did laugh at this:
A Welshman, Scot and Englishman are walking when they come across a lantern and a genie pops out and grants them one wish each. The Scot says: “I am a sheep herder, like my dad before me. I want my country to be full of lovely sheep farms.” Whoosh, and so it was.
The Englishman was amazed and says: “I want a wall around England to keep those damned Scots and Welsh out.” Bang, there was a wall around England.
The Welshman says: “Tell me more about this wall.” The genie says: “It’s 200 feet high, 100 feet thick, it goes all around England, and nothing can get in or out.”
The Welshman says: “Fill it with water.”
I've heard this same joke except a Texan wants a the wall around Texas, and a Coloradoan suggests filling it with water.
Hey! Sold my first book! I haven't even launched yet! Let me look for a gumball machine so I can spend the 35 cents I just made!
A celebratory beer please!
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Happy Valentine's Day everyone!
We wil have a quiet one - dinner and flowers and whatever follows. Well, dinner and flowers and whatever follows AND a giant flower sculpted out of Rice Krispie treats, food coloring and frosting, which is one of my gifts to LaylaJ. It'd odd, but there is a kind of goofy majesty to it. I hope L doesn't see this; she doesn't come in here too often anymore.
I'll post a pic if I have time to move it over from my phone.
Köffee please.
We wil have a quiet one - dinner and flowers and whatever follows. Well, dinner and flowers and whatever follows AND a giant flower sculpted out of Rice Krispie treats, food coloring and frosting, which is one of my gifts to LaylaJ. It'd odd, but there is a kind of goofy majesty to it. I hope L doesn't see this; she doesn't come in here too often anymore.
I'll post a pic if I have time to move it over from my phone.
Köffee please.