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WellMadeMale
14 hours ago
Straight Male
0 miles · Kansas City

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You don't want to lose your virginity. Nor do you want to give it away or have it taken from you.

When the right fellow comes along you'll share it with him. Hopefully, you and he will be in love (or some combined form of lust and infatuation). Like many other things in life you've yet to experience or bridges you've yet to cross...why rush it? With this, you'll never have another first time. Enjoy.
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long distance relationships: do they work? would you ever have 1?


Anything farther away than a few inches...kinda hard to actually fuck and you know...get to know the other person.


Hey WMM, nice of you to admit you only have a "few inches" in public, always thought you'd need tweezers to take a piss


A few inches? Yeah...but some girls like it that wide.
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Im a window cleaner,today a client asked do you want a tea?yeh i said, she then asked titty or cunty? wat would you offer your window man?


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long distance relationships: do they work? would you ever have 1?


Anything farther away than a few inches...kinda hard to actually fuck and you know...get to know the other person.

Are you Javier, fess up.

Although you type better...I wonder.
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A condo in the city (location, location, location... but yeah, one day I will want grass and trees).


White picket fence and...

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How many time do you need to have a orgams until you are happy ?


Not to sound too picky, but I would re-type "orgams" to read orgasms....Afterall it is a stories site right?


Perhaps you should alter that initial line, Carlos, to read:

How many times do you need to have an orgasm until you are happy ?

Or perhaps you merely need to rephrase the entire question to make specific sense. Hope to see you submitting several stories to our moderator staff in the near future! Cheers & welcome to Lush.
How I feel most days in the corporate world.


Also, one of my favorite sculptures in Kansas city

scorched was the taste
the look and the feel
of the grassy backyard
which he'd tended with zeal

nutrition was needed
but moisture delayed
steady rainfall denied
while they partied and played

they fucked in their hot tub
shot loads by the score
coaxed gushers from squirters
made their genitals roar

when off to their lake home
they shipped their lifestyle
exported swinging and swapping
hedonistically vile

engaged their sly yardman
to borrow his eyes
to watch their estate
to limit surprise

He siphoned the fluids
using hose and inhales
to sprinkle elixirs
like exhaling whales

across the charred pasture
upon once dormant shoots
alleviating the dry cycle
kick starting with boots

the lawn did recover
full green and so plush
semen cooze cocktail
nutritious and lush
drafting college seniors to fill out your roster is a crap shoot, for the most part. To build a winning team and organization, organisms are required and...
And now, a little Asian break in the thread. 'Not that there's anything wrong with that'

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This one's been asked in three gazillion differing ways, and the answer never changes. Give me a real man with a heart and a desire to sincerely please me, and he'll do just fine. It doesn't matter if his dick is 5 inches or 10 inches. Not confident yourself? Learn how to LISTEN to a woman, learn how to read her body, and you'll do fine.


Doh!

And I had to turn about 23 yrs 7 months to wise up to this bit of insight.

I was a late bloomer, what can I say.
A recent girlfriend once told me that she'd heard that people with blue eyes were rated as less trustworthy than people who had brown or green eyes.

Of course, I have blue eyes and she suspected I was cheating around behind her back. I was not. I just was not interested in fucking her for that four month period.

She had brown eyes and yes...she was not remaining monogamous (but only cuz she wanted to pay me back for what she perceived as my cheating on her).

Kevin Hogan's got some interesting videos on Youtube.
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Hey guys my gitl wants to know y guys are never satisfied with sex and alway want more shr is going to check this post in the morning thanks


My aselt grksit stugol, but becuase I am hrnoy 100% of teh trimnol, I jsut masterburt istnead. FTW!
Males

Husband material for the non-particular woman. Remember, looks shouldn't matter...it's the person inside which counts the most!
My ex girlfriends youngest sister is a lifelong & 'married legally' (yay) lesbian.

I was told prior to meeting her, of her inclination. I think primarily to keep me from saying anything stupid at dinner with her and the girlfriend's parents.

What did I do?

I flirted with her.

She flirted back.

Right in front of everyone.

It was light hearted, casual ... and complimentary. But I made it quite clear that I was dancing with the one I brought to the dance.

She and I have become good friends in the last three years. She got married last May (2010) I was not invited...but probably because her sister and I were sort of on the outs by then.

But she and I email frequently.

If someone on Lush identifies themselves as lesbian or bisexual...I allow them to contact me first if they so choose to.

I'm too busy fending off all the new 250 hetero girls a month. I try to shunt them off to Felix, Damon, Allen and Dancing_Doll. She can turn a lot of them to the fun-side, if ya know what I mean.
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Thanks to those that replied!


Do you prefer her feet and toes to be clean & freshly washed?

Or are there certain tastes clinging to her appendages which turn you on more than others?

Fresh cut grass, dusty driveway, over chlorinated swimming pool, dandruffy cat or dog fur from the carpet, or sweaty athletic sneaker musk...things like that, I mean.
Bombard her with love song videos from Youtube. I can suggest a few, but they are probably from the wrong generation and would go over her head (and yours too).

I can't tell you how many girls I won back after they'd ditched me, (back in the 1970s & 80s) using this technique.

Fucking Youtube was not available then...I had to make do with cassette tapes!



Come to think of it. The gawdamned internet was not available back then.

How the hell did I ever survive?
If you want a friend, get yourself a dog. Canine preferably.

If you want a woman, get an escort. You pay them to go away.

If you want drama and trouble, go hang out at the nearest local dive around closing time and concentrate on the lovelies who are still standing @ the end of the night.

Come back to us with your erotic story of the encounter.
Discovery Channel's Shark Week brings my primary irrational fear into focus.

Being eaten alive.
Sharks
Gators
Bears
Lions
Oh my

I seriously doubt this will ever happen, but this is the stuff of my nightmares.

The only possible realistic scenario or situation which I fear is to find myself in a relationship with someone I'd rather not be in. I can handle being alone. Being with someone in the same house still feeling alone - sucks.

Been there before. A few times.
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French Polishing.


Try urbandictionary instead




The interesting tidbits we learn about each other.
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This reminds me of a time many years ago when my boyfriend and I decided to have sex in his backyard at dusk. We called it quits after a few minutes and 20 mosquito bites. Funny, I don't remember this experience as an enjoyable one.


Sounds like you might be a party-pooper.

I could be wrong. It would be a first, though.
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whats the most attractive thing about a man? I'm a chronic failure with women and really need some help to improve my chances


Grow a pair, for fuck's sakes.

You are how old and never been kissed? Who are ya, Quasimodo? Or are ya just pulling our legs.