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WellMadeMale
1 week ago
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Quote by GrushaVashnadze
"Attention whore"? Perish the thought, Annie!


The LushStories Attention Whore contest used to be a staple attraction, I noticed it shortly after registering as a fledgling member in 2009. It was glorious.

The last one I can recall, was about 8 years ago. Might be time for another appearance.

Congratulations, Annie.
One of you can't read and comprehend correctly and the other one can't write very well. You make a good duo, you should team up.

One of you is pitching, probably the one recommending the lube. That means the other is catching.

Spare us the details.
One of you can't read and comprehend correctly and the other one can't write very well. You make a good duo, you should team up.
Quote by Magical_felix


You just got ass blasted by Ironic and he's like a third of your age.


You and Ironic could add your brain cells together and you'd both combined just barely be on par with Fuzzy.

I wasn't talking about memorial day or veterans day, I apparently can't explain to either of you what I was talking about. I can't dumb it down any further, as I already did that to my primary audience and he at least got it.
Quote by fuzzy1954
What a true small mind you have to spout your HATE. You sicken me. You dishonour the ones that gave their lives so you can live in your "fantasy world"


Tell me something oh wise brainwashed simpleton...

How many hundreds or thousands of American military personnel - part of the true treasure of our country - have given their lives to defend America from tyranny, invasion, despotism and - or, invasion....

Since WWII - when the last real threat of such mentioned immediately above in my prior sentence - actually occurred?

Did the 241 who died in the Beirut, Lebanon marine barracks bombing - die, while defending America? Did anyone who perished in Vietnam, give up their life to defend American interests or freedoms?

How about in the last two Gulf Wars.

Afghanistan maybe?

The Panama invasion in 1989?

Nobody has died defending our homeland since WWII. Yet the brainwashing continues unabated every few moments before any major sporting event in America - witih military flyovers, and the ridiculousness of performing the national anthem to 'tape' recorded music.

The military industrial complex has thoroughly won and we are enslaved to believing we'd be speaking German or Iraqi or Vietnamese - without their weapons of war.

Go wrap yourself in a flag and admire yourself - somewhere else, Fuzzball.
Quote by wicked_jocelyn

Bad grammar makes me cringe, but you're not demonstrating any of that here.
Also, you don't have to go to college to tell a good story.
You do have to learn, as we all do.
No one said that had to be a four year degree though.


This
Quote by Kee
Would you rather be greeted at the door with your wife/GF totally naked or dressed in sexy revealing clothes, such as no bra, semi-sheer blouse, very mini skirt, no panties or very see through thong, 4" heels. Would you take her out to dinner or to a club dressed in such a revealing way?


Dressed as stated above, in many variations. Part of the fun is unwrapping the gift.

I enjoy taking a woman out on the town when she's dressed in such a fashion. Sometimes it is a different town or a different part of our town where she desires not to be seen by anyone she might know personally or professionally. Geographical caution is often desired.
It's tricky but it can be accomplished. I've used a dildo on her (several different hers, in fact) while 'she' was masturbating me or giving me head or I was taking her anally.

It helps to not be intimidated by (or jealous of) an inanimate object.

**for clarification (and to head off future snark) - I've never used a dildo on myself.

To the OP, are you advocating the practice or do you have another motive which fueled your question?
These are great, some are hilarious... Thanks for sharing.


ps - Is it fun working at an adult toy store?
Your garden variety taxi cab is probably a bit more hygienic of a location to engage in coitus, and those are about a two rungs above a public toilet, themselves.

But, to each, their own.
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This day in history - 2020:
Think Tank ass-wipery leaking into another part of the forum. This is the games section. Keep your poisonous polluting petty sniping to where we can avoid it.




The entire thread should be nuked from orbit. The sandbox litterer was correct (even blind pigs can find acorns)...this was never an appropriate heavy-weight topic for something as esteemed as the part of the forum which I and others argued didn't really have a place on an erotic story forum.

But what do I know, 10 years old and still the most controversial AND popular site forum category. I never realized that people love and need internet arguing more than they enjoy fucking and talking about fucking.
July 1947 - Headlines across America plaster this news on their front pages.

https://www.wired.com/2010/07/0708army-announces-roswell-new-mexico-ufo-sighting/

Just this week, the NY Times publishes it's fourth article in the last three years about the same topic, yet 2020 is so wild and wooly, hardly anyone notices. Twitter is awash with posts concerning the same thing for nearly a week...

https://www.rt.com/usa/495702-pentagons-ufo-hunters-release-findings/

The dude with the wild hair below feels vindicated! As is Bob Lazar.






Imagine if this was a POC pulling this shit, the security guard would've aired him or her out - on the spot. But since it's just another MAGA snowflake, he got the kid-glove treatment.

https://twitter.com/davenewworld_2/status/1283290145463193600

There might be a lot of this coming in the next few weeks, after WalMart begins enforcing their mask-wearing, in-store rule - nationwide on the 20th.
78 years ago today, my Auntie, Cherylanne Bonebreaker, of the House Kernacken, First of Her Name, Toyer of Men, Taunter of Women, Slut of the County Drexel, Queen of the Pure Prairie, and Bearer of Daughters was hurled from her own mother's womb.