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WellMadeMale
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Comments are where the gold is mined, once again.

https://deadspin.com/washington-coach-pulls-out-dong-pees-freely-before-the-1788166113

As several tipsters have notified us, a Washington football team assistant coach took a semi-covert piss into a cup during the team’s loss to Detroit yesterday.

TMZ reports that Kotwica will not face discipline for the incident, and that the team declined to comment. They also said that the person who took the original photo was at the game with her kids.
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Well made one, your contribution to Rumplations cultural uplift is noted and appreciated. Now what do you want to drink?


The following short editorial essay is posted because, like most of Maureen Dowd's writing, it's funny and to the point.

Maureen Dowd: “Every minute of every day, Trump debunks that old ‘science’ when he shows that the gossipy, backbiting, scolding, mercurial, overly emotional, shrewish, menopausal one in this race is not the woman.”

“Trump is surrounded by a bitchy sewing circle of overweight men who are overwrought at the prospect of a distaff Clinton presidency.”

“Newt Gingrich, Chris Christie, Roger Ailes and Rudy Giuliani are the Really Desperate Housewives of Trumpworld. They are so shrill that Trump sometimes needs to remind them that he’s the Queen Bee.”

** Couldn't have said it better myself...literally.



Red beer... Spicy V8 with whatever cheap ale you have on hand. Olympia, Pabst, Falstaff or Schlitz, please. Keep it 'murican, I'm superstitious after all.

Excellent! Nice to see sponsors such as this, attaching their identity to that of LushStories.
Depends on the situation doesn't it?

I was shagging a milf on the floor of her kitchen one Saturday summer afternoon, when I heard a commotion in the dining room - behind us. She could see over my shoulder and mentioned that it was 'just her husband'. That gave me a bit of boner killing pause, momentarily.

'Ex-husband' she quickly corrected, as she rolled me over onto my back and took the reigns.

Later she commented, "Maybe he'll start ringing the fucking doorbell before just barging in like he still pays the mortgage."
A friend of mine claims that you pay the lady so she leaves afterwards. Truly no strings attached.
The pussy beggars doling out sage dating ritual advice.

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If you like him just call him. You have nothing to lose. He may also be trying not to appear too eager. It is a shame for something to slip through your fingers because you are both trying to play it cool.

It's always awesome to me to get a call or a text from a girl the same night I met her. It breaks all the weird tension from those supposed dating rules. The most important thing in the end is your attraction to each other and calling too early or too late isn't going to change how attracted you are to him and he is to you. Just call him.


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This. Those rules are from some unemancipated past.




By all means, call him, chase him, give your new dating partner an inflated sense of his importance to you and at best end up with a guy who always makes you contact him - or end up with a guy who is quite happy to let you make the decisions.

I guess if you're into either of those scenarios, follow the lead of the cat.
If you call him first, you risk giving him the idea that you think he's the total shiznit. Even though you might think that.

Resist. Make him call you. You want a man who recognizes a good thing and pursues it/her...don't you? This might sound traditional, old-fashioned or just plain out of touch with the times.

I'm just saying, from the POV of a man who's made plenty of 1st calls after 1st dates that ended well enough and I thought I saw a good enough 'thing' to make the effort to show I was interested in asking for a 2nd date.

If he doesn't call... consider that you dodged a bullet and proceed forward with your life. He wasn't the shiznit after all.
Where there's a will, there's a way.

You don't go full bore Glenn Ford on her and rearrange her jaw so she's got an overbite.

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Why not just have sex first?


Because not everyone wishes to dive into the main course and skip the h'ordeuvres?

Save some room for dessert, Doc.
Maybe only if she's in the same room while you're spanking the monkey.

Maybe.
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I don't care how harmless you think it is, you do not get to decide what goes into someone else's lungs.




Do you own and drive an automobile? Quit that, you're spitting out tons more pollutants than anyone ever has with cartons of cigarettes a month.

Incidentally, your clinical documentation is absurdly incorrect. Vaping is not even remotely smoking. Smoking is combustion of organic material. There is no fire, flame nor combustion involved with vaping. The output isn't even remotely similar either.

For fucks sake.

I vaped for 2 years after smoking for nearly 30 and was finally able to cease both. I don't expect you or anyone else who never has been addicted to smoking cigarettes, pipes or cigars to fully investigate the differences since they don't apply to you (except for you to rail about air pollution) - but your documentation is incorrect just the same.
558,466 computers installed with pirated software.

I wonder if the FBI is going to make life as hard on the USNavy as they are on the owner of Kickass Torrentz..?

The lawsuit claims that Bitmanagement Software agreed to provide the Navy with 38 PC licenses to facilitate “testing, trial runs, and integration into Navy systems.” The Navy apparently asked that Bitmanagement disable the DRM it uses to limit software installations in order to test the software on the full range of relevant military equipment. Evidently this early pilot program went well, and the Navy determined it would deploy the software at scale and entered negotiations with Bitmanagement Software.

The Navy liked the software so much, they are alleged to have installed it on every PC within it's domain.
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This feature has been rolled back. We will now show all names for members of a room regardless if they are invisible or not.


Aww man, I was just getting used to seeing it. Those rooms are crawling with invisibles.
Hey now, sometimes a person needs to get a tat for protection. Or he's given one. Or he's bored as fuck and scratches it out with a staple.



If people wish to ink themselves up - more power to 'em. Why should I care, one way or the other?
Schweppes tonic with a slice of lime, a few ice cubes...and a generous pour of Beefeater