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Which past, present or future moderator do you detest the most and why?
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Constant Gardener
Into my attorney's wive's mouth, in their kitchen, while he was supposedly outside, grilling - but actually he was driving around snorting coke, thinking he was getting away with something.
I enlisted a new attorney shortly thereafter. Marvin struck me as sort of preoccupied.
I enlisted a new attorney shortly thereafter. Marvin struck me as sort of preoccupied.
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We have a winner!
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It would serve you justly, if the next gangrenous dick you sucked would fall off its torso and into your bukkake originated, cum drenched jaws, oozing with maggot ridden larvae so badly that mammoth missionary moths struggled - yet ripped dank flesh and flew out of your swollen, skanky nostrils, dripping ripe clustered boogers as they freed themselves, shrieking with shrill insectoid glee to be rid of your stench.
Ick
Ick
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Have you ever engaged in any type of sex which isn't allowed to be discussed on Lush? (Don't say what, just yes or no.)
Yes
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Would you share your spouse with your neighbor?
No, that's too close to home.
Have you ever allowed yourself to be talked into a sexual position or activity which you had always resisted trying - and then, did you like that, or did it only confirm your first suspicions?
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My Butterscotch kitteh likes to referee...his cousin, the Norwegian Forest Cat.
https://gfycat.com/IllegalOrneryAcaciarat
https://gfycat.com/IllegalOrneryAcaciarat
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Quote by Escape
Want to watch ...some good horror movie ..any suggestions from anyone?
Surprisingly...spooky. Costner in a horror movie? Preposterous. There's a few didn't see that coming - moments.
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Aluminium throws off the Lush spell checker, yet its British spelling is correct. It always tosses me when I hear someone pronounce aluminum with the British spelling, however.
But it really is a small thing. This fellow is entertaining.
But it really is a small thing. This fellow is entertaining.
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Quote by Buz
I've noticed that too. If you're not logged in, The Forum isn't available. I am sure it's a temporary glitch.
I'm receiving similar feedback, the last few days, whenever I attempt to log out. Windows 7 Pro 64bit, Firefox 45.0.2
I do get logged out, but this pops up every time. I just figured Gav was sending me a specially coded message to torment me.
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Major bummer.
I somewhat admired that he forbid any of his music or any videos he had control over from being shown or displayed on Youtube, which always made finding one of him performing, a special treat.
A couple of weeks ago I was listening to Tom Petty tunes and found this gem. Prince has a solo towards the end which leaves me in wonder at his mastery.
I somewhat admired that he forbid any of his music or any videos he had control over from being shown or displayed on Youtube, which always made finding one of him performing, a special treat.
A couple of weeks ago I was listening to Tom Petty tunes and found this gem. Prince has a solo towards the end which leaves me in wonder at his mastery.
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Quote by Desperate_Dan
He doesn't know what he's talking about any way. **Content removed by moderator. Violates Lush TOS.**
And anyone reading this will see how easily I was sidetracked and mistaking both of you orbiters for being one person. What's with your neat habit of double posting anyway**Content removed by moderator. Violates Lush TOS.**
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Quote by humblemetsuke
Yes, obviously because engaging in internet tough guy behaviour is obviously the far more adult, sensible, mature and emulating thing to do. When did I say I fell head over heels for her? I didn't say that, nor did he. I never claimed to love her.
Again, you obviously did not read the original post.
Dear DesperateDerangedDan - You just accused me of winding you up, as if you needed any further assistance on that front - after you'd had your heart broken.
I'm just replying to your commentary, scatter-brained and convoluted as it may be.
My apologies HumbleSuperNiceGuy, I failed to recognize that I was debating a pair of misogynists at the same time. My bad.
Lush is really drawing the emo, women haters these days.
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Quote by humblemetsuke
Listen, filth.
It was unsolicited in that you had obviously failed to read the crucial points. SHE RE-ESTABLISHED CONTACT. I DID NOT.
Your qualified to give medical advice? Mental health advice?
And you sir, have a major case of projection. You wade on here, viciously attacking someone with a pompous self-righteous diatribe, using it as a platform to pontificate and character assassinate.
"you'd stalk her back to her apartment or otherwise harass her for being such a indignant, stupid fucking cunt."
Ok, you have now accused me of the commission of a criminal offence, a defamatory statement at that.
You should probably threaten me with a joint Interpol/FBI arrest for defaming your otherwise stellar internet character.
I'm just typing what probably more than 50% of the men who are reading this and probably 95% of the women reading this - are thinking.
Sounds like you might need a hug and reaffirmation that you're a really sweet, kind and considerate man, deserving of not having your heart toyed with.
At the rate you're going though, you probably couldn't even pay a prostitute to come over and give you some human contact. Those women see all kinds of miscreants, you'd be rejected by them, I'm wagering.
Prolly should call Mom, unless she's upset you in some way (which judging from how you talk about females) would not surprise me one bit.
Throw in the flag, man...there's no hope for you.
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Quote by Desperate_Dan
You shouldn't wind people up when they've had their heart broken. It's not nice, you know. Next time it happens to you, we'll all have a go at you, shall we?
One drinking date and you were head over heels for her?
And she's got the problems?
OMFG - you're a riot, dude. Way too emo.
The next time I get my heart ripped out and my undying forever love pissed upon by some woman who just doesn't know what a great fucking guy I really am...
I'm gonna run to the nearest adult erotic website and piss and moan and fish for emotional support from a thousand global strangers. Because that's the mature way to behave.
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Quote by Desperate_Dan
I am a misogynist?
Nods. You base that on my posts fair enough.
Allow me to offer my assessment of you: a fucking idiot who doesn't know the first thing about me, a half-bright armchair psychologist who not only struggles with limited intellect, but lacks the common decency to know its fucking place.
"Sounds to me like she sized you up pretty well in your first and only meet and decided your particular flavor of misogyny wasn't her cup of tea. "
That maybe true. Which begs the question, why even bother offering to meetup again?
Try actually reading what has been posted before posting your unsolicited diatribe, you fucking moron.
Your right I lost nothing. I just dont like having my time wasted, or being strung along by some cheap cunt.
I predict a lot of jerking off, in your near term future followed by some serious woman-despising by the time you reach thirty.
You should probably invest in some weekly therapy with a shrink before you think about buying cocktails for future women who can sniff the loser all over you, once they get within a few meters of your charming presence.
You've got a major case of self important, over-expectations guiding your idea of how men and women size one another up, flirt, communicate or in your particular case - reject you.
She probably recognized that if she slammed you to your face, you'd stalk her back to her apartment or otherwise harass her for being such a indignant, stupid fucking cunt.
And you did solicit advice with your original post, you daft lil bastidge.
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Geeze, that poor, confused young woman...you sound like a real keeper.
What losses exactly has she made you suffer? How has she put you out or stomped upon your masculinity and sense of self-worth?
Sounds to me like she sized you up pretty well in your first and only meet and decided your particular flavor of misogyny wasn't her cup of tea.
Methinks she is the one who has dodged a bullet, in this instance.
There's little hope for you, at present, with the attitude you're showing us all here.
What losses exactly has she made you suffer? How has she put you out or stomped upon your masculinity and sense of self-worth?
Sounds to me like she sized you up pretty well in your first and only meet and decided your particular flavor of misogyny wasn't her cup of tea.
Methinks she is the one who has dodged a bullet, in this instance.
There's little hope for you, at present, with the attitude you're showing us all here.
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I've never been a fan of unibrow, or of women who shave off their eyebrows and then tattoo new ones in place of the original equipment.
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What color looks best on your droopy old man tits?
Are you finally, courageously stepping out of your closet, Jack?
What's your fascination with moobs, though?
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Brunettes - red
Blondes - black
Both are encouraged to wear any shade of pink - or ivory/white.
Gingers... Best to turn off the lights anyway.
Blondes - black
Both are encouraged to wear any shade of pink - or ivory/white.
Gingers... Best to turn off the lights anyway.
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I am delighted to announce that February's award for Moderator of the Month, goes to one of Lush's true gentlemen.
He's processed close to 100 stories in February, and always goes about his task with grace, professionalism and politeness.
Congratulations, and a big thank you, to JWren
Congrats to JWren.
Congratulations to Lush, for being able to award such nice benefits to their volunteer staff. It's a good look for everyone involved!