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WellMadeMale
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Quote by sprite


how about if i called you "a hot fuckable stud muffin"? ok with that, too?


That would be in the top five best things ever said about me here (or anywhere else for that matter).
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Quote by SereneProdigy


Wait... you figured this was a joke right? Sarcasm? Directed toward the funny troll who created the "Why do guys jack off?" thread in an adult forum?


Yes, I figure there is some joking going on around here.

That particular comment being a joke? No.
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Quote by GingerKitty


I wasn't taking offense (nor am I gay btw, but that's a separate issue) I'm just saying the use of the letter "a" in front of gay has negative connotations, especially if you go back to the days when being gay wasn't quite so "mainstream", by which, I mean not everyone was out and anyone who was out was looked down upon as if they were social lepers, such a conversation may have gone thus:

"I've never seen Adam out with a girl before."

"You wouldn't, he's a gay."

The use of the letter "a", just singles them out and makes it seem as if they aren't part of society.

Also, gay means to be happy, before it means homosexual.


Your tone to her was as harsh as mine was towards you. Doesn't feel good to be on the receiving end, does it, GK?

Here at Lush we have a forum titled LGBT. What do you think the letter G stands for? I disagree as to your granularity of the words: a gay. And especially in this instance where the OP is from Brazil, where I'd be willing to wager, that English is not her primary or first language. But then again, I could be discriminating in my guesstimate about even that -- couldn't I? I don't know the woman, nor do I know you. But you seemed contentious, so ... I took your tack in reply to you.

If someone were to say about me... "Wellmademale, he's a heterosexual." or "He's a straight bastard." I wouldn't feel discriminated against. I don't consider myself straight, but I do consider myself heterosexual.

I think sometimes you roareth a bit too much, is all.
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Quote by GingerKitty
I don't give a crap, the dude's nice to look at, regardless of orientation.

And what on earth is "a" gay? That just sounds so wrong!


Relax Kitty Cat, she's not shitting in your litter box. She's attempting to use the western hemisphere vernacular for 'a homosexual'.

Gay isn't used in your country in such a fashion? Boo hoo.

It's called the Urban Dictionary - look it up.
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http://rockford.craigslist.org/taa/ -or- possibly list them in the Tools, Arts+Crafts or Collectibles categories.

They gotta be worth something to somebody, you've had numerous offers here - now you just need to locate the discriminating purchaser. You may have to post in the greater Chicago area, however and offer to pay for shipping. Sell the trophies and build a new collection.

If you decide to go this route, please do come back and paste your ad into this thread as a .jpg image so we can all read your witty sales pitch!
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Quote by SereneProdigy
Good day to you,

I'll admit it right from the start, I enjoy watching bukkake. Not much those directed to the face, but I sure love to see cum dripping on a woman's body. For those who are not aware, bukkake consists of many men (5-50) ejaculating on the same woman.

For me, the enjoyement isn't much about the men masturbating or how they all orgasm to the same woman, but the massive cum fest that results.

I'd like to know women's opinions about this matter...

Do you find it offensive or degrading?

Could you possibly enjoy it?

What would you think of a man who has this secret fantasy?

Thanks.


Didn't you also once type this little gem, recently?

Quote by SereneProdigy
I never masturbated. Not even once. Nor will I ever. That is gross. And unethical. And lame.


What do you think is going on - during these bukkake festivals you enjoy watching? There isn't any masturbation occurring?

You always make me smile with your commentary.

And shake my head.
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WellMadeMale
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Whatever floats your boat.

As long as the scientologists are not out there kidnapping people off the street and forcing them to become devoted fuckingretards to their belief system...

Why should I care? None of them are in any political office or attempting to influence me in any negative manner.

It seems to work for Travolta and Cruise...and others.
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Would you purchase one of these without taking it for a test drive?



I wouldn't.



You'd be hoping you'd land one of the top two models....and might end up with the knockoff domestic unit. Somewhat dependable but not very fun to spend a lot of time inside of.



Sorry to rain on your parade.
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Quote by SereneProdigy
Glad this made you laugh... I'm still not sure what's permitted to post and where.

I guess this is inappropriate for Ask the Gals, right?

At the very worst, people will share a good laugh until a moderator removes it.

Sorry if that offended anybody.


I wasn't laughing at the cartoon, Mr. Prodigy. It belongs in the Hardcore section of the forum. Read up on some site rules and you'll figure what is allowed to be posted where.
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Quote by SereneProdigy
I never masturbated. Not even once. Nor will I ever. That is gross. And unethical. And lame.




Dude, you've been a riot with your answers, questions and statements ever since you started making yourself known. Please, stick around and spill more funny remarks (but watch where you post cartoons like the one above - we've another thread for that action).
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One Flew Into The Cuckoo's Nest

Easy Rider

Carnal Knowledge

The Missouri Breaks

Terms of Endearment

As Good As It Gets

The Little Shop Of Horrors
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Jockey mid-thigh boxer briefs. The fit matters, under jeans or slacks or shorts.



Of course, it helps not to have your gut falling over the waistband. If it does, wear a toga and go commando.
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Quote by ginger86
ok in your response the word account is green and underlined and when i scroll over it a pop up shows saying " sales job oppurtunities" check aol


Kill it - with fire! Unless you're using a Mac - perhaps one of the ApplePros can suggest some spyware remover for you.

Your computer registry is most likely infected.
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Quote by liveordienike
this just makes me nervous heading into college. I'm not too confident as you can tell, and I am not sure what I am asking for...just felt like letting it out. Thanks


If I were you, I'd be a bit more apprehensive about your stated avoidance of reading.

Is college that easy anymore where someone can attend, not read anything, & still pull passing grades?

Don't worry 'bout the virgin thing... Lotsa chicks your age are too. Besides, Virgin is the new Slut!
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Quote by adele


giggles.... does this count????


Well Made Gigolo - there is your title - and I approve of and am drawn to your scenario concept. Just flesh it out in 3000 to 5000 words and you may be on to a new series to rival those of the Dancing Doll.
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Quote by Mazza


Well, that's because I NEED to know EXACTLY what you are doing at any given moment...


I thought that was the whole purpose of Facebook, Twitter, Glympse, GoogleEarth and texting.
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Meh, just roll with the changes, Paul. Ignore your married former dalliance and go back to the drawing board.
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Quote by sexual111
Yes I have tried it and love it I also have a tool that I use ,


A tool? Oh man, you have got to elaborate. Is this like a tool that we could find inside an auto-body repair shop, or at the jet maintenance shed or perhaps down at the sawmill ?
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Quote by RejectReality


"I'm so bored with bondage gangbang bukkakke..."


Geeze, I hope I never become that jaded.
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