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Wilful
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male, 49
0 miles · Sydney
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Devil's Advocate
We're having some Indian friends coming over for dinner tonight, so we'll be bunging on a vegetarian lasagne and a pavlova for dessert.
They're insisting on bringing something, so there will probably be a bottle of moscato and some aloo matar too.
I can't wait. I love aloo matar!
They're insisting on bringing something, so there will probably be a bottle of moscato and some aloo matar too.
I can't wait. I love aloo matar!
Devil's Advocate
I think anything from Michael Bublé is a winner. Well, anything where he’s not having the backup singers do most of the heavy lifting.
And digging through the archives, I found this nugget from Kevin Bloody Wilson that’s not completely without charm.
And digging through the archives, I found this nugget from Kevin Bloody Wilson that’s not completely without charm.
Devil's Advocate
Chemistry? Passion? Pfft! Once you're done with all that nonsense, all that awaits is marriage and the sweet release of death.
Seriously, you can bounce around from one hot piece of ass to the next, riding the wave of passion as long as you can, but sooner or later, it fades. If you follow that to its absurd, yet logical conclusion, you'll end up like Hugh Hefner. I know, not bad, right?
If you stick with the same person, you either end up deeply in love in this safe comfort zone, or shackled to some bipolar nutjob who keeps wrecking your stuff. The goal obviously being the former.
It takes time to truly know someone, sometimes months, sometimes longer. It's only then that you really know if you're meant to be with each other. And that's often after you've done away with the fairytale of chemistry and whatnot. Sounds hot, I know. But there's always date nights and cowboy hats to keep things interesting.
Seriously, you can bounce around from one hot piece of ass to the next, riding the wave of passion as long as you can, but sooner or later, it fades. If you follow that to its absurd, yet logical conclusion, you'll end up like Hugh Hefner. I know, not bad, right?
If you stick with the same person, you either end up deeply in love in this safe comfort zone, or shackled to some bipolar nutjob who keeps wrecking your stuff. The goal obviously being the former.
It takes time to truly know someone, sometimes months, sometimes longer. It's only then that you really know if you're meant to be with each other. And that's often after you've done away with the fairytale of chemistry and whatnot. Sounds hot, I know. But there's always date nights and cowboy hats to keep things interesting.
Devil's Advocate
Yeah, I wouldn't worry about it if I were you. There's barely enough room downstairs for all the lawyers as it is.
Help others. Be kind. Be true to yourself. And write the filthiest fucking smut you possibly can. You'll be fine.
Otherwise we wouldn't have been given brains and hands that can reach our own junk.
Help others. Be kind. Be true to yourself. And write the filthiest fucking smut you possibly can. You'll be fine.
Otherwise we wouldn't have been given brains and hands that can reach our own junk.
Devil's Advocate
To credit those from whom I've stolen, Dancing_Doll uses "star" and "knott" a fair bit, which I think are pretty good. "Muscular ring" works quite well at times too.
I'm a big fan of "ass" and "asshole", as in, "Fuck my dirty, little ass!"
Or to get a bit Aussie on you all, "date" is always a crowd pleaser. But be warned, you do have to contextualise it with some sexy, otherwise it can come across a bit blokey. "Yeah, mate, he gave me the shits, so I stuck my thumb up his date." Rugby league fans will love that one.
I'm a big fan of "ass" and "asshole", as in, "Fuck my dirty, little ass!"
Or to get a bit Aussie on you all, "date" is always a crowd pleaser. But be warned, you do have to contextualise it with some sexy, otherwise it can come across a bit blokey. "Yeah, mate, he gave me the shits, so I stuck my thumb up his date." Rugby league fans will love that one.
Devil's Advocate
lucybabee wrote:
"I was really surprised that Rick mentioned nothing in his speech, about how the Governor brutally murdered all of his last group in anger, only that they took in some of the survivors, or did I not hear it properly?"
Yeah, Rick's speech had some holes in it. He really needs to get himself off to Toastmasters. There's heaps more he could have said to win them over. But the Governor was going to snap his biscuit regardless, so it doesn't really matter. If it was me, I certainly would have tried to talk some reason into the group.
lucybabee wrote:
"Now that they are all split up into 5 different groups, do you think the rest of the season will be them all surviving in their own and gradually finding eachother? Or will they find eachother again and be stuck back in the same problem as season 2 when it was sooo slow with them trying to find a safe place to live?"
Hmm, good one. I think it'll be a combination of both. There's drama in the search for each other, and there's drama in the quest for a safe haven. My money's on some of them linking up quite quickly, but I think it'll take the rest of the season for them all to get together. There might be an opening for Carol to get back in with some of them though, which will certainly ratchet up the tension. And there's that rat baiter to deal with too.
I can't wait. I'm out of my mind!
"I was really surprised that Rick mentioned nothing in his speech, about how the Governor brutally murdered all of his last group in anger, only that they took in some of the survivors, or did I not hear it properly?"
Yeah, Rick's speech had some holes in it. He really needs to get himself off to Toastmasters. There's heaps more he could have said to win them over. But the Governor was going to snap his biscuit regardless, so it doesn't really matter. If it was me, I certainly would have tried to talk some reason into the group.
lucybabee wrote:
"Now that they are all split up into 5 different groups, do you think the rest of the season will be them all surviving in their own and gradually finding eachother? Or will they find eachother again and be stuck back in the same problem as season 2 when it was sooo slow with them trying to find a safe place to live?"
Hmm, good one. I think it'll be a combination of both. There's drama in the search for each other, and there's drama in the quest for a safe haven. My money's on some of them linking up quite quickly, but I think it'll take the rest of the season for them all to get together. There might be an opening for Carol to get back in with some of them though, which will certainly ratchet up the tension. And there's that rat baiter to deal with too.
I can't wait. I'm out of my mind!