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Over 90 days ago
Heteroflexible Male, 55
0 miles · Toronto

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I'd normally be distracted by the nude fs running past by new angelic incarnation is immune to temptations of the flesh so I easily surge ahead for the win
turns around and runs quickly backwards for the win

like this? ;)
Leaps up and repeats the slingshot manoevre with your bra strap; amazing and pleasantly surprised at the extra velocity and distance I get from the stronger elastic. Wheeeee!!!!!!

I win!
Leaping forward and grabbing the elastic waistband, I swing back and down, then ride the slingshot up over your tramp stamp, over your head (assuming, of course, that you have one) and arc high into the air ahead of you. As I fly though the air, the envy of penguins everywhere, I realize...I win
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I wish one of the female Lush lovlies would wrap her naked thighs around my waist


Granted, but it's like that Bond chick (Onatop I think) and she's trying to kill you.

I wish I was somewhere cooler.
What a wonderful world......in my pants (Louis Armstrong) Giggling hard here
Aw, playing your own sad song for losing to a penguin? Well, you can change it to something more celebratory for my victory!
Makes me want to find and watch my first "girls gone wild" or similar movie.
Cyber for the build-up, then listen to her at the end.

audio or video?
All the graphics in the world aren't going to let you win because....

I win.
Innocent...I've never worn a bikini. ;)

I did have a similar experience back in my lifeguarding days, I simply didn't have anything but "real" bathing suits so it's not so very different.

Ever have sex in the water with other people around?
In the shower. In the tub can get kinda "squeaky".

Lube, oil, or spit for anal?
For LM... Innocent...You'd have to have met my inlaws to know how sick that made me

For ... VERY Guilty.

Ever had an orgasm while driving?
T101 missed the question and didn't provide one so skipping back

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hmmmm on top. now there's an idea! hehehe actually either depending on my mood at the time.

blindfold and tied down or neither



Neither, I prefer to be interactive (well, most of the time, I do)

Oral or intercourse? (yes, I know it shouldn't be a _choice_ but hey, I didn't make the rules to this game, lol)
I offered to exchange pics with a Lush hottie but she said....... she's not that interested since she's only into girls now.

That was for LM, Mazza and I crossed posts so....

I (Mazza) was lying in the bath having a relaxing soak, bubbles everywhere... when I remembered reading some posts about how some girls masturbate in the tub; I found myself looking at the faucet in a new, more erotic light.

I was typing in the Lush forums, all the while wondering what they'd think if they knew....
sure....right after the race..... you'd better like the look of the backside of a penguin because I'm still ahead

I win
When I (Hap) walked into a room and saw Nikki and slutpuppy naked.... they had me wait in the corner for my turn to receive the strap-on

In the hotel yesterday, I was eating her pussy and she.....