(My Real One)...lol
Dear Santa:
I WANT MORE SHOES......Please, please, please with sprinkles on top!!!
Sincerely,
Zafia
(For Fun)
Dear Santa,
I have been a good Girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Nicki's Christmas party. It was Chef who spiked the punch with too much French Martini. I can't help it if I drank 4 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Sweet Pea.
I thought it was funny when I put Roccolicious's pants on my head and danced the Running Man on the Bedroom while singing `Everytime I think of you I touch myself'. I didn't mean to break Nicki's vibrator and don't know why Nicki would sue me for Prostitution.
I don't remember calling Batman's wife a creepy Pig---even though she looked like one with red eye shadow and Purple lipstick!
And when I threw up on Pixie's husband's Leg, it was only because I ate too much of that Pizza.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Limo through my neighbor's Den. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a sexy rabbit and have me arrested for Stealing!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all nasty and cute. And I'm really not to blame for any of this handsome stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and happily yours,
Zafia (Really a nice Girl!)
P.S. It's only 4 bucks!
Ok.....I feel bad for the people that this happened to.....but dude you sound like you are on speed......you ok?
I would get Shame a brand new powerful tool belt..............LOL!
I'd give Roccolicous a good spanking.....and then smoke a ciggy where he could see me......LMAO!
Merry X-mas to me!...LOL!
LMAO!...good pic Chef......WTF? Are you serious Nic.....that's crazy!...LOL!