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ZigDust
Over 90 days ago
Heteroflexible Cis Male, 49
0 miles · Portland
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Quote by curvygalore
hehehe! No problem ZigDust! Although it might be slightly mouldy by the time it arrives.... ;)
And Derek thanks for the reminder of the delights of tapioca!! *shudders*
The tapioca pudding I've had in the past was yummy! Perhaps it's different that what you guys make on the other side of the Atlantic. Now, what is Summer Pudding?
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Quote by curvygalore
I'm glad its ok for me to post ZigDust! ;)
Queen of Puddings is a traditional English dessert, made with breadcrumbs, custard and fruit jam all topped with meringue then baked in the oven. It is nicer than it sounds!!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/queen_of_puddings_79904
Curvygalore, you are welcome to post anywhere you want anytime you want! You have my permission! LOL
Thanks for the description. It actually sounds tasty to me! Would you make some and send it over?
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Honestly .. its ask the guys .. shakes head .. I would *never* post in ask the ladies ...
I have no prob with women occasionally posting in ask the guys. I know I unintentionally post in ask the ladies. It happens sometimes.
Plus, I'd love to know what a Queen of Puddings is! Anyone? I know in the UK puddings is the word we Americans use for deserts. So, I'm thinking it means an assortment of small tastes of various deserts...?
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Anybody that's been following me just slightly on these forums knows that I'm a huge cum lover
Well, I guess I haven't even slightly been following you then. LOL!
I never dry my dishes with a towel, they air dry. And I don't have any grandma sweaters.
Nice display of stats and images! Well done! Still doesn't bother me though. I think I may be less of a germaphobe than others.
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I've lived in Hollywood for 15 years and spent a bunch of that time waiting tables. Thankfully I don't do it anymore. I did wait on a number of famous people though. Here are as many as I can remember right now:
Keanu Reeves
Mike Farrel
Justin Tiberlake
Jessica Biel
Kevin Bacon
Kyra Sedgwick
Andy Garcia
Danny Devito
Weird Al
Mandy Moore
Ryan Adams
Heather Grahm
Chris Parnell
The metal band, Mastodon
Ashton Kutcher
Lisa Kudrow
Reba McEntire
Joe Jonas
Ed Begly Jr
George Lopez
Wayne Brady
Marisa Tomei
Charlie Day
I'm sure there are more, but it's 3am and I'm sleepy. Another time I'll post the famous people I've actually hung out with.
Keanu Reeves
Mike Farrel
Justin Tiberlake
Jessica Biel
Kevin Bacon
Kyra Sedgwick
Andy Garcia
Danny Devito
Weird Al
Mandy Moore
Ryan Adams
Heather Grahm
Chris Parnell
The metal band, Mastodon
Ashton Kutcher
Lisa Kudrow
Reba McEntire
Joe Jonas
Ed Begly Jr
George Lopez
Wayne Brady
Marisa Tomei
Charlie Day
I'm sure there are more, but it's 3am and I'm sleepy. Another time I'll post the famous people I've actually hung out with.
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Quote by Metilda
It's interesting to me how many guys don't get off in the shower. Why not? Seems ideal to me.
I don't like jerking in the shower. Water changes the feel in a way that I don't like. My dick ends up really red and raw afterwards. And I'm not into soap as a lubrication. IF I use some sort of lube, it's oil. But most of the time I don't use any form of lube at all. Also, it is nice to lay back, close my eyes and tap into my imagination, then bask in the self induced glow afterwards, perhaps doze off for a moment or 2. Can't do that in the shower. Aaaannnnd, I can't watch porn or read lush stories while jerking when showering. Again, I don't watch or read every time, but do often enough. On top of all that, I live in SoCal where we are 3 years into what could become a multi-decade drought. To keep the water running while I stroke for 6 or 7 minutes would be hugely wasteful.
I've wanked while driving down the highway more times in the past 25 years than I have in the shower! Had some amazing orgasms that way!
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Difficult to claim a "best" BJ. But here are a couple of memorable ones...
Twenty years ago, I was staying with a friend, sleeping on her sofa while looking for a place to live. She was 15 years older, majorly had the hots for me and I had no idea. This next little bit might sound ridiculous, but one night she invited me to crash with her in her bed. I decided to join her but without any intention of having sex. I just liked the idea of sleeping in an actual bed instead of on the couch. Turns out, she sleeps naked and so do I (did I mention this might sound ridiculous?)! Ten seconds after crawling into the sack, we share a little kiss, then she dove under the covers and started sucking my cock and she was AMAZING at it! First time I experienced really great head! We were a couple for about 6mo before it completely fell apart.
About 10 years ago I had an MMF 3some with a married couple. He was fucking his wife missionary style while he blew me. I shot my load into his mouth, then he snowballed his wife. Won't ever forget that moment!
Twenty years ago, I was staying with a friend, sleeping on her sofa while looking for a place to live. She was 15 years older, majorly had the hots for me and I had no idea. This next little bit might sound ridiculous, but one night she invited me to crash with her in her bed. I decided to join her but without any intention of having sex. I just liked the idea of sleeping in an actual bed instead of on the couch. Turns out, she sleeps naked and so do I (did I mention this might sound ridiculous?)! Ten seconds after crawling into the sack, we share a little kiss, then she dove under the covers and started sucking my cock and she was AMAZING at it! First time I experienced really great head! We were a couple for about 6mo before it completely fell apart.
About 10 years ago I had an MMF 3some with a married couple. He was fucking his wife missionary style while he blew me. I shot my load into his mouth, then he snowballed his wife. Won't ever forget that moment!
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Are you disgusted when whomever is blowing you swallows your load? Or do you enjoy it?
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Wow... I'm quite staggered to read that cleaning up with boxers, socks, shirts and kitchen towels is such a common practice. I'm trying to maintain a very neutral 'whatever floats your boat' attitude here, but I can't help but find it rather gross.
Why not just use tissues or paper towels instead? I mean, laundry isn't some kind of 'magical process' that completely removes all the filth that's imbued on your clothes, nor does it kill all the germs and bacteria associated with it. Sure, it can take care of minor stains and light perspiration, and refresh your clothes to an acceptable level of cleanliness, but purposely soaking them with organic wastes on a regular basis isn't exactly the brightest thing to do:
So yeah, all the cum that you keep wiping with your various garments will still remain there somehow, and it might as well transfer to your office clothes or your elegant evening shirts. Just think about a stain of urine on a white shirt: you can wash your shirt all you want with whatever technique you want, a partial quantity of urine will still remain there permanently. It doesn't help that some of you actually use items that are meant for sanitary purposes (ie. kitchen towels) to wipe your cum. As much as I'm a big cum-fanatic myself, I wouldn't exactly want my cum to spread all over my kitchen counters and my wine glasses.
Myself, I've used tissues for all of my teenage years and during a great part of my early adulthood. It's really not that complicated, you just have to keep a box of tissues around and grab 3-4 of them before jerking off. Then you can cum right inside them, and it goes directly to the garbage; there's no need to turn your laundry cycle into some kind of cum-festival.
Since a few years however, I usually cum directly on my torso. I love cum, and so it's fun for me to watch my cum flying and monitor how much I can cum. Then I either take a shower (the last thing I generally do before going to bed) or wipe my torso with paper towels and wash my hands if I feel like lounging in my apartment a bit more (I keep a roll of paper towels hidden in my living room, dedicated just for sex and jerking off).
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I can't stop playing with them! Lick, fondle, caress, fuck, jizz....Gimmie those titties! A friend once (jokingly) said, "They're God's way of keeping us interested"!
Or to quote George Carlin, "New Nabisco Tits, bet'cha can't eat just one!"
Yes, I love playing with a woman's tits. Don't know what's up with your hubby. Be direct. Tell him what you want. Sometimes men need explicit directions.
Or to quote George Carlin, "New Nabisco Tits, bet'cha can't eat just one!"
Yes, I love playing with a woman's tits. Don't know what's up with your hubby. Be direct. Tell him what you want. Sometimes men need explicit directions.
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Dan Savage says, any model that doesn't perform oral needs to be taken back to the factory for recalibration. That goes for both men and women.
Do you love her to the point that you are willing to go without it? That is the question to ask yourself. If not, go meet someone else. There are plenty of women out there who love doing it!
Do you love her to the point that you are willing to go without it? That is the question to ask yourself. If not, go meet someone else. There are plenty of women out there who love doing it!
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Don't use your hands other than to hold it with a thumb and a couple of fingers, more is cheating!
Can't say I agree with you there my friend. I like her to wrap her hand around the lower part of my shaft and kind of slowly jerk me while she takes the rest in her mouth. Not for the entire time, I do want her to mix it up a bit and run her mouth and tongue up and down my shaft as well. But the idea that "more is cheating" is a personal preference.
And speaking to personal preference, the fast-tongue-flick on the under side of my head has never done much for me. I guess lots of other guys love it, because more than a couple of women have tried it on me. I find it more distracting than pleasurable.
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I've been known to consume it. Never liked the taste, but found the benefits worth it. I used Bragg as well. I did a couple of tablespoons mixed with a spoonful of raw honey. I definitely suggest raw honey over pasteurized. Stir it up with some room temp water to dissolve the honey, then shake it with some ice. I found chilling it helped the taste.
